“Hello,” said the stupidly happy male dwarf. “My name's Okon, Okon Cluttercraze. This is my wife, Lolor Siltlock.”
“I don't care.” Dumplin replied. “Follow me.”
Dumplin began the long practiced route to the stockpiles but the pair behind her stopped short just inside the door with confusion and a bit of fear evident on their faces.
“Are those traps?” Okon asked.
“Yes.” Dumplin replied.
“Well how do we get in?” Lolor asked.
“Avoid the traps,” Dumplin replied.
Dumplin deftly stepped around the triggers and without a thought expertly navigated the maze of death and dismemberment. It was several minutes of careful tiptoeing before Okon and Lolor were with her once more.
“That seems very irregular.” Lolor said.
“Well,” Okon offered dusting himself off. “I suppose if there's that many traps the fortress must be truly fantastic.”
“That's a reasonable thing to suppose.” Dumplin said.
Dumplin proceeded but again they stopped, this time to gawk at the great indoor/outdoor enclave ,even richer in plant and animal life than the wilderness surrounding. They looked in awe at the shear number of dwarves shearing, picking, planting, milking, and otherwise working.
“It's more beautiful than I ever imagined,” Lolor whispered.
“It's magnificent, certainly worth the hike I'd-- Armok's blood what is that smell!?” The question was accompanied by dual gagging fits.
“Burning corpses.” Dumplin replied.
“Is that usual?” Lolor asked.
“Never ending.” Dumplin replied.
The tour continued down the central stairs to the stockpiles and once more they stopped looking around at the great sandy halls and the great brass roads.
“This is amazing!” Okon said. “This is place is more impressive than the lords castle back in the city and it's just a store house!”
“You know,” Lolor leaned in smiling. “Miss...”
“Dumplin.” Dumplin said.
“Well Dumplin, I've heard all sorts of stories about the dining hall, could we visit there before heading off to work? Just for a moment?”
“No.” Dumplin said deflating Lolor's simle. “Infantry or Archer?” She aksed.
“Eh? Oh! Infantry.” Lolor said.
Dumplin pointed towards the nearest stockpile. “Finished goods, Armor, Weapons, Gems, Ammunition. Find a shield, a set of armor, and whatever weapon you're best with.”
“Do you have any recommendations?”
“Suicide.” Dumplin replied.