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Should I run this?

Yes.
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No.
- 0 (0%)
Give it to someone more experienced.
- 0 (0%)
Go crawl in a hole and never return to this board.
- 0 (0%)

Total Members Voted: 4


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borno

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Re: You Are a Honey Badger
« Reply #45 on: April 09, 2013, 08:51:15 am »
Look for a pack of cigs on his corpse. If there are, light one before grabbing the walky talky and saying in the most manly voice possible,
"It's done."
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Re: You Are a Honey Badger
« Reply #46 on: April 09, 2013, 10:00:57 am »
In your most menacing voice, tell the walky-talky, "YOUR SOUL SHALL SOON BELONG TO ME, MORTAL. YOUR DAYS ARE NUMBERED. KNOW THAT YOU SHALL DIE A HORRIBLE AND VIOLENT DEATH, BY THE JAWS OF MAAAPLE WEEAAASEEEELLLLLL.....
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ragnarok97071

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Re: You Are a Honey Badger
« Reply #47 on: April 09, 2013, 01:15:41 pm »
Pick up the gun and load it somehow, then pick up the radio and speak in the most high-pitched, girly voice that you possibly can:

"Heeeeey~ :3 You sound tasty~"
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Re: You Are a Honey Badger
« Reply #48 on: April 09, 2013, 03:11:28 pm »
I second ragnarok.
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Re: You Are a Honey Badger
« Reply #49 on: April 09, 2013, 04:35:47 pm »
Woohoo, all hail Yandere Honey Badger Maple Weasel!
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Gamerlord

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Re: You Are a Honey Badger
« Reply #50 on: April 09, 2013, 08:36:05 pm »
... Fine. But you WILL regret this. The dice tell me so.
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Re: You Are a Honey Badger
« Reply #51 on: April 09, 2013, 08:44:16 pm »
PTW and play.

I think we should just eat the talkie whole after taping the transmission button down. let him know what it'll sound like when we digest him.
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Re: You Are a Honey Badger
« Reply #52 on: April 09, 2013, 09:11:30 pm »
Quote from: Pufferfish on April 09, 2013, 08:44:16 pm
PTW and play.

I think we should just eat the talkie whole after taping the transmission button down. let him know what it'll sound like when we digest him.
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Re: You Are a Honey Badger
« Reply #53 on: April 10, 2013, 07:35:25 am »
Do what Pufferfish says.
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Re: You Are a Honey Badger
« Reply #54 on: April 11, 2013, 06:47:50 am »
Alright, will start writing it up in a minute.

EDIT:

Okay, 3 for eating the walkie talkie, 2 for ragnarok's 'suggestion'. 2 for the whole manly talking/threatening.

Ok, this guy was going to eat you, it's only fair you do the same. And to give him the idea of what was going to happen...

You search the room for something to wedge down that transmit button.
(1)
Dammit, nothing... wait, of course! You just needed to use your head and it was right under your snout the whole time!
WHAM
WHAM
WHAM
(6)
Well. That fixed it alright. It won't stop transmitting now it won't.
Now for the second part of the plan...
(3)
You gag trying to eat it whole, but in the end manage to get it down.
"Carl? What the hell are you playing at?"

((I HAD to reroll the roll for eating it. The only way to justify the one was to... shove it up the other end. And none of us wanted that.))
« Last Edit: April 11, 2013, 09:25:52 am by Gamerlord »
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Re: You Are a Honey Badger
« Reply #55 on: April 12, 2013, 07:21:23 pm »
OH GODS.

well, lets go eat that person.
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Re: You Are a Honey Badger
« Reply #56 on: April 12, 2013, 07:24:22 pm »
Quote from: Aseaheru on April 12, 2013, 07:21:23 pm
OH GODS.

well, lets go eat that person.
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Re: You Are a Honey Badger
« Reply #57 on: April 12, 2013, 07:26:58 pm »
Now, now, wait a minute. We may have a house full of people to maul and consume.
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Re: You Are a Honey Badger
« Reply #58 on: April 12, 2013, 07:29:03 pm »
Quote from: Pufferfish on April 12, 2013, 07:26:58 pm
Now, now, wait a minute. We may have a house full of people to maul and consume.
Well, we'll do that first.
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Re: You Are a Honey Badger
« Reply #59 on: April 12, 2013, 07:30:44 pm »
We should scout out the house, paying close attention so we can get the drop on anyone available, and then enact [JELLYBEANS]-tearing vengeance for our attempted murder.
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