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[Burkhart]

See. That's how you handle negotiations. Release the little minion and ask him to scout for you. Tell him you have eyes all over the junkyard so he doesn't slack off. In the meantime, see if you can finish taming the Snacker.

[Dermonster]

We're going to build an evil empire.

[Burkhart]

We're going to build an evil empire.

This girl shall become the queen of the hobos.

[Tiruin]

So we're doing it bluntly.

> Inquire as to why an exiled...thing would be doing here. What use was his minion for and how did he acquire it.

> Why the megalomania? Aspiring for something?

> Why'd they kick you out? More importantly, HOW, and WHERE.

[GreatWyrmGold]

So we're doing it bluntly.

> Inquire as to why an exiled...thing would be doing here. What use was his minion for and how did he acquire it.

> Why the megalomania? Aspiring for something?

> Why'd they kick you out? More importantly, HOW, and WHERE.

[Slayerhero90]

Time for a test. The following words are difficult to pronounce, due to misleading spellings and combinations of consonants that need to be pronounced in a very specific way so as not to leave a listener confused as to what word you said. Now:

[Dermonster]

Aaand we've brought in images. This will most certainly bring down the wrath of the voice lords.

[freeformschooler]

Aaand we've brought in images. This will most certainly bring down the wrath of the voice lords.

But we are the voice lords.

[Burkhart]

You. With the images. Stop that. You're being a douche.

[Dermonster]

Or, whoever the big talky guy was who told us we'd get our shit wrecked when we all talked at once.

Vox Dominus, that thing.

[GreatWyrmGold]

^{"Gah! Do you want to kill us all?"}

Demand the goblin tell you all he knowz about psychiatry.

[Dexexe1234]

[Diana]: Question self on what to do with him.

[Diana]: This girl shall become the queen of the hobos.




[Diana]: Even further inquries






















[Voice Lord]: Try to use an image instead of words for talking.













[Diana]: Release the little minion and ask him to scout for you.

[Burkhart]

(IGNORE THAT. I CAN'T READ. APPARENTLY HE ALREADY HAS A NAME.)

Now that you successfully have a goblin minion, proceed in taming the snacker if it hasn't already succumbed to its injuries/escaped.

[Lenglon]

return to the snacker, and pull it out of the rubble.
apologize politely to it
tell it that you have almost got all the answers you want.
then brutally interrogate it to find ways to get to other areas.
politely offer it food afterwards, and treat it kindly.
do not allow it to escape.

[Ochita]

And so, I throw my own voice in.

"Oh jeeze, I hope I hope that this grimeborn isn't too badly wounded.."
Please, check on the grimeborn!