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[Jbg97]

BEAT IT. BEAT IT UNTIL IT STOPS MOVING OR SCREAMING. THEN CONSUME ITS FLESH, AND OFFER UP THANKS TO ME: YOUR GOD.

[Trapezohedron]

> Be Grimeborn.

==> Become EXTREMELY AGITATED AT stupid bipedal humanoid entity!

[FuzzyZergling]

> Run! Run!

((And stop taunting the author!))

[Remuthra]

Be the guard-copter.

[Powder Miner]

BEAT IT. BEAT IT UNTIL IT STOPS MOVING OR SCREAMING. THEN CONSUME ITS FLESH, AND OFFER UP THANKS TO ME: YOUR GOD.

Another ghostvoice confusedly tries to figure out how to mask this voice. It puts out a mental whisper, diplomacy would be good... if it's longer possible...

[Slayerhero90]

Ey! New guy here! I don' like people who rever do themzelves in third birson! Nor do I like narrators. And also tell me if you can'd read my vonetic dybing.

[Dermonster]

Did none of you hear the big ominous voice of doom a little while ago?

Might be a little bit important. Little bit.

A smidge.

[Powder Miner]

The ghost-voice glares at the speech-impediment ghost-voice, continuing not to actually speak.

[Slayerhero90]

I 'ave no speech imbediment and ne-ver accuse me of possessing one! I 'ade people who azzume, I 'ate beople 'o... fuck. I don' quide remember whad I was saying. Englizh is an overly comblex languazhe that I am zurbrizingly innept with given my vocabulary.

An' you! Wizar'-guy! 'E was only againzd us dalking do 'er. Leas', thad was whad I gathered. Also, again, that guy can f'ck 'imzelv. 'E zhouded ad me abouthings I don' unnerstan' an' I know vor zhure I made no bact. I kinna wanna know whad 'e meand by thadh. An' bezides, maybe we can condition 'er to us. Gan'd think of bedder wor's for my idea, unvorzhuna'ly. Zhe'll 'ave to deal with you voizelords an' I.

[Dariush]

>Kick the bastard in the eye.

[Dexexe1234]

[Diana]: Stay silent and make no sudden movements. Just kinda... slowly move toward the wall and to the right saying nothing and staring directly at it at all moments. Embrace the awkward, and make it your own.

[Diana]: Apologize.

[Diana]: Oh dear. Make an attempt at diplomacy by giving it a small piece of your sandwich.
Who knows, maybe you could make a new friend? And unlike most of your friends, he wouldn't be in your head. Bonus!

[Diana]: Stop talking. Slowly, look at the Snacker, and slowly back away. Draw your knife if you need to.

[Diana]: Back away.

[Diana]: Explain that you have tourrettes.

[Diana]: Explain that you have voicelords

[Diana]: BEAT IT. BEAT IT UNTIL IT STOPS MOVING OR SCREAMING. THEN CONSUME ITS FLESH, AND OFFER UP THANKS TO ME: YOUR GOD.

[Diana]: Run! Run!

[Diana]: Kick the bastard in the eye.

[Diana]: Feed it that sandwich. Unless you ate that. If so, then do not feed it the sandwich. Feed it a knife.




[Diana]: Go check to see what that white paper is, directly below the "waste disposal facility" lettering.







[Diana]: Oh, and peel of the poster. The big red one.








[Diana]: Open your statusventory. If any.

[Zako]

Good lord guys, almost none of you listened to the big scary thing... I am starting to wonder what might happen if it keeps going...

[Dariush]

Good lord guys, almost none of you listened to the big scary thing... I am starting to wonder what might happen if it keeps going...

Well, my attempt at indirect talking resulted in getting completely ignored. If we have to choose between being yelled at by the BST and turning a suggestion game into a suggestionless game, then I'll pick the former, thanks.

> Go right.

[Trapezohedron]

> Move forward. Because any other suggestion gets muted. *sauergrapes*

[GreatWyrmGold]

Look for boots or something in the trash heaps. Keep anything useful found.