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Author Topic: (ISG) Derelict Dreams (SHUT DOWN DUE TO STUPID)  (Read 16968 times)

Trapezohedron

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Re: (ISG) Derelict Dreams
« Reply #30 on: April 05, 2013, 04:42:36 am »

> Open Hammerspace Inventory

> Acquire Honorary Placronym
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Re: (ISG) Derelict Dreams
« Reply #31 on: April 05, 2013, 04:49:27 am »

Check the number of your eyes. If two, be greatly surprised. (looking at author's previous works...)

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Re: (ISG) Derelict Dreams
« Reply #32 on: April 05, 2013, 06:36:56 am »

"Hello?"
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Re: (ISG) Derelict Dreams
« Reply #34 on: April 05, 2013, 04:21:34 pm »

> Examine sack.
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Re: (ISG) Derelict Dreams
« Reply #35 on: April 05, 2013, 04:50:08 pm »

Look for bigger knife.
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Re: (ISG) Derelict Dreams
« Reply #36 on: April 05, 2013, 07:22:52 pm »

[???]: Retrieve your burlap sack and check its contents.

[???]: Examine sack.

[???]: Open Hammerspace Inventory




[???]: Use shiv as toothpick for sandwich.

[???]: Eat the shiv, use sandwich as self defense weapon.

[???]: "Hello?"




[???]: Acquire Honorary Placronym














[???]: Look for bigger knife.


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Re: (ISG) Derelict Dreams
« Reply #37 on: April 05, 2013, 07:30:33 pm »

Envy GM's .gif skills.

Go right. East?
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Re: (ISG) Derelict Dreams
« Reply #38 on: April 05, 2013, 07:33:15 pm »

Look for second knife to double the stabbing.

Find some metal and fasteners to create makeshift armor, which can be hidden under your clothing.

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Re: (ISG) Derelict Dreams
« Reply #39 on: April 05, 2013, 07:34:07 pm »

Cast your gaze to the east.

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Re: (ISG) Derelict Dreams
« Reply #40 on: April 05, 2013, 07:36:21 pm »

"You ain't doin yourself any favors ignorin me, girl."
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"Y'know, my favorite thing about being a hero is that it gives you all kinds of narrative justification to just slay any ol' jerk who gets in the way - Black Mage.
"The bulk of [Derm]'s atrocities seem to stem from him doing things that [Magic] doesn't actually do." - TvTropes
"Dammit Derm!" - You, if I'm doing it right.
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Re: (ISG) Derelict Dreams
« Reply #41 on: April 05, 2013, 07:37:21 pm »

Examine the dead chicken-thingy silhouette behind you. The one with the upwards chicken leg.
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Re: (ISG) Derelict Dreams
« Reply #42 on: April 05, 2013, 07:43:21 pm »

GET OUT OF THE JUNK PILE GIRL! FIND MORE MORTALS TO KILL ACQUAINT!
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Re: (ISG) Derelict Dreams
« Reply #43 on: April 05, 2013, 07:45:37 pm »

Is that helicopter dealie back there a thing to be worried about? Either way, do y'know what it is or whose it is?
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Re: (ISG) Derelict Dreams
« Reply #44 on: April 05, 2013, 08:03:43 pm »

'Ey, Diana. Thass' right, you. Get ya thoughts togetha' an' exit screen right, that chopper don't look too friendly. And make sure not to tell anybody yer middle name, that cou' get dangerous real quick.
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