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[Scelly9]

Steal amps, jump in van.

[Corai]

I'm not playing, but TCM... You have the best avatars AND make the best games.

Spoiler: Warning: 'Murrica inside. (click to show/hide)

[mcclay]

be driver, throw minions at basefucker.

[weenog]

Stay out of the way of the weird alien fuckers who seem intent on dispatching the basehead, but do be reminded to check pockets and carried items to ensure capability to deal with future problems before getting on the bus.

*checks*

Spoiler (click to show/hide)

ballpoint pen
Zippo lighter
bic disposable lighter
1.5 packs of cigarettes
$3.03 in change
tube of Blistex
3 lens wipes for glasses
wallet with $33 cash, check card with $2001.86 available, multiple forms of ID and assorted business cards and scraps of paper
android smartphone
keys
16GB flash drive
2 flashlights
pocket knife (titanium coated steel, 3" blade)
wool watch cap and double layer waterproof winter gloves in jacket pockets
allergy meds
pain meds
bottle of caffeine concentrate
a few napkins
5' walkingstick

(Maybe I need to unload a bit, that's my actual RL inventory)

Yes, this should be enough to overcome any hardships in acquiring dinner.  Get on the bus, ignore the television, and watch the basehead attack unfold.

[Furtuka]

I can't drive.

Sit directly behind the drivers seat.

[weenog]

I can drive, I'm just not licensed to.  I'll do it if nobody else wants to.

[Remuthra]

I can drive, I'm just not licensed to.  I'll do it if nobody else wants to.

I want to, and so does the penguin.

[weenog]

I recommend a dance-off to determine who drives since multiple folks want to, then.

[TCM]

I'm not playing, but TCM... You have the best avatars AND make the best games.

Spoiler: Warning: 'Murrica inside. (click to show/hide)

D'awww. :3

[Xantalos]

Name: Xantalos
Gender: None
Age: How the hell would you know
Race: An eldritch monster the size of a universe, bursting with endless hate
Fighting Style: Horrible things beyond what your mind can imagine
Signature Attack: NOMNOMNOM ... YOUR SOUL
Final Break Smash Ultimate Power Strike Divine Move: Gives a shit: Xantalos gives enough of a crap to use his actual powers. Destroys everything.
Planned Order Once You Get to Taco Bell: Something with bacon.

[hops]

Race: Human (in body)

I'd think that it would fit the spirit of Bay12 more if we got a universe-sized eldritch horror sitting in the van.

[Xantalos]

Race: Human (in body)

I'd think that it would fit the spirit of Bay12 more if we got a universe-sized eldritch horror sitting in the van.

Okay....

[TCM]

Shlock holds the basehead down with its blobular weight as Joe Bridger punches him in the face, and Scelly9 steals his broken amps as he gets on the bus. Mcclay throws minions at basehead and jumps through an open window, landing in the driver's spot. "SQUAK." Weenog gets on the bus quietly and simply observes the unfolding situation. Furtuka starts dry humping the bus driving seat. John Doe gets in because he doesn't want all of his friends to forget about him. Again.

As everyone settles in, and Shlock dissolves the screaming crack fiend, the journey begins! Now all Mcclay has to do is focus on driving down the highway.

Is good day.



Party:
John Doe (Objective) - Third wheel.
Mcclay (mcclay) - Penguin wizard.
Shlock (SoHowAreYou) - Memory jizz.
Weenog (weenog) - Multiracial. Inventory: Random pocket stuff.
Furtuka (Furtuka) - Guy.
Scelly9 (Scelly9) - Karate master. Inventory: Broken Amps
Joe Bridger (Remurtha) - War vet.

[Remuthra]

Put on Patton.

[Xantalos]

Edited sheet because was derp.