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[FuzzyZergling]

HOLYSHIT A FFS THING. MUST SIGN UP.

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Name: Zergman Jones

Gender: Male

Appearance: Below average height, slightly pudgy with excessive amounts of muscle. Green-black hair in a short friar cut with a short beard and thick eyebrows. Blue-Green eyes, and a meaty face and thick neck.
He wears grey sweatpants and a wifebeater, the traditional garb of his religion.

Backstory: A worshipper of Mac, the God of Punching, Jones was taught from a young age that the best way to deal with anyone that wasn't a Mac-ite was a firm introduction to the Iron Knuckle style of combat. Since leaving his monastary to become a travelling priest he's toned down his violence slightly, but still feels that "Punchitude is next to Godlihood" (Third Book of His Glorious Fists, line 413) and takes every opportunity to get in a fight.
He has an irrational fear of open water, and hates the color orange.

Class: Iron Knuckle Monk

Strength: 2d4
Intellect: 1d4
Dexterity: 1d6
Vitality: 1d8

[adwarf]

: "All the stuff that looks valuable is dead, and all the hot chicks have left. Hmm, I guess now is a good a time as any to go check out what this 'Contested Land' place is."

Forward (well actually westward) to the Contested land! Blast the nearest creature upon arriving so long as it doesn't look friendly.

[Geen]

FFS grievously injures, but holds back on the killing a bit. I mean, back in the good ol' days of Roll To Be A Gentleman Spy, I had my guts hanging out of my stomach, my suit covered in blood, and got banged up quite a bit, but never got killed, and the few deaths we had were kickass heroic sacrifices.

That was Lawas' game, not mine.

Dammit! You two are obviously the same person, right? I think I'm just getting your avatars mixed up.

[freeformschooler]

FFS grievously injures, but holds back on the killing a bit. I mean, back in the good ol' days of Roll To Be A Gentleman Spy, I had my guts hanging out of my stomach, my suit covered in blood, and got banged up quite a bit, but never got killed, and the few deaths we had were kickass heroic sacrifices.

That was Lawas' game, not mine.

Dammit! You two are obviously the same person, right? I think I'm just getting your avatars mixed up.

((Lawas' games are a lot like mine only with less funny pictures and more hilarious words. I can't blame you.))

[adwarf]

FFS grievously injures, but holds back on the killing a bit. I mean, back in the good ol' days of Roll To Be A Gentleman Spy, I had my guts hanging out of my stomach, my suit covered in blood, and got banged up quite a bit, but never got killed, and the few deaths we had were kickass heroic sacrifices.

That was Lawas' game, not mine.

Dammit! You two are obviously the same person, right? I think I'm just getting your avatars mixed up.

((Lawas' games are a lot like mine only with less funny pictures and more hilarious words. I can't blame you.))

They are clearly like two parts of the same great Master Troll.

[freeformschooler]

Wait. I have an idea.

BRB, amazing idea. Then update.

[Xanmyral]

[This worries and excites me at the same time.]

[GreatWyrmGold]

[This worries and excites me at the same time.]

Aye.
It could be terrible, but what if it advances the waitlist?

[freeformschooler]

[This worries and excites me at the same time.]

Aye.
It could be terrible, but what if it advances the waitlist?

it will not

[adwarf]

[This worries and excites me at the same time.]

Aye.
It could be terrible, but what if it advances the waitlist?

*brief pause* Advances the waitlist ..... [/startslaughing]

[GreatWyrmGold]

[This worries and excites me at the same time.]

Aye.
It could be terrible, but what if it advances the waitlist?

it will not

[IronyOwl]

I am intrigued.

[freeformschooler]

Oh god this amazing idea was actually a terrible idea. I was going to have anyone who enters a house directly control their character and then etc etc blah blah. Let's just forget I said anything and get to the turn in a bit.

[Dermonster]

You mean I can't control every individual finger as I sing someome to death with my axe?

[IronyOwl]

Still curious about it. Forbidden knowledge is the sweetest, freeform.