Name: Scapheap
Background: A simple man who does simple things
Description: Brown hair, blue eyes, tall
Skills:Mental Gymnastics: 1
Mind-Control: 2
Memorization: 3
Face Punching: 4
Handstands: 5
Moxie: 6
Sauciness: 7
Badassery: 8
Squats: 9
Inventory: Lantern, 8 Toaster Doctors
Name: Xantalos
Description: Cosmic horror blah blah blah
Skills:Mind-Control: 1
Badassery: 2
Mental Gymnastics: 3
Memorization: 4
Facepunching: 5
Squats: 6
Moxie: 7
Handstands: 8
Sauciness: 9
Inventory: 12 Souls of the Damned
Name: MonkeyHead
Bio/Desc: A Monkey with the head of a man. Or was it the other way around? Either way, some kinda lab/medical experiment gone wrong, now looking for freedom, vengeance, and pancakes.
Skills:Handstands: 1
Mental Gymnastics: 2
Mind-Control: 3
Badassery: 4
Sauciness: 5
Squats: 6
Face Punching: 7
Moxie: 8
Memorization: 9
Inventory: Medical ID
Name: IcyTea
Bio: A loaf of bread that ,surprisingly,
got the moves. Crawls the dungeon in search for glory and fame, using it's dance moves to dodge attacks.
Moxie: 1
Badassery: 2
Sauciness: 3
Memorization: 4
Face Punching: 5
Squats: 6
Mental Gymnastics: 7
Handstands: 8
Mind-Control: 9
Inventory: Andrew Sisters's Phone Number
Name: Joe Bridger
Description: Pink bathrobe, long beard, wraparound shades, mid-80s, fedora, bunny slippers, walking stick, falconing glove.
Bio: A crazy and awesome man who has journeyed far on a quest to stop the attempts on his life by crazed prehistoric fish.
Skills:Badassery: 1
Mind-Control: 2
Handstands: 3
Face Punching: 4
Sauciness: 5
Mental Gymnastics: 6
Moxie: 7
Squats: 8
Memorization: 9
Inventory: Falcon Sasha
Name: Adam "Glitter" Fabulousexplosions
Desc: Wears a pink robe with a black belt and pilots shades has a sheathed vibrating toy and a bottle of lube on his belt. He claims its a ghost catching device.
Bio: Once upon a time he wasnt very fabulous NOW HE IS
Skills:Badassery: 1
Face punching: 2
Sauciness: 3
Mind control: 4
Moxie: 5
Hand stands: 7
Squats: 6
Mental gymnastics: 8
Memorisation: 9
Inventory: Homosexual Spirit
Name: Bonolime
Description: An unholy cross between the creator's username and avatar, it is essentially a green pirate monkey fruit.
Bio: Well, when a lime and a monkey love each other very much, they make baby GPMFs. Now he's been sailing the seas for treasure and stuff, and so decided to come to this place.
Skills:Moxie: 1
Squats: 2
Sauciness: 3
Face Punching: 4
Badassery: 5
Handstands: 6
Mental Gymnastics: 7
Mind Control: 8
Memorisation: 9
Inventory: Empty Bottle of Rum
Name: Regular Davis
Desc: A talking sword TWO ONE DOUBLE AWESOME LONGSWORDSof AWESOMENESS and: Death Gauntlet mk1, complete with masterfully-crafted engravings, masterfully-crafted spring-blade mechanisms, masterfully-crafted armor plating & masterfully-crafted laser emitters. Bio: Got fed up with the idiodicy of it's previous owner and decided to strike out on it's own.
Skills:Memorization: 1
Mental Gymnastics: 2
Sauciness: 3
Badassery: 4
Mind-Control: 5
Moxie: 6
Face Punching: 7
Handstands: 8
Squats: 9
Inventory: Lampshade
Name: Grizzly Adams
Description: A horse-riding manly bear.
Background: Amnesiac that's kinda just wandering around. What's a bear?
Skills:Memorization: 1
Mind-Control: 2
Mental Gymnastics: 3
Moxie: 4
Sauciness: 5
Squats: 6
Hand Stands: 7
Badassery: 8
Face Punching: 9
Inventory: Horse Whip
Name: Jakonas
Background: Description: Has grey eyes, brown hair, constantly wears NOPANTS (which are an item, if removed or stolen, he appears wearing distasteful khakis that he hates) and a forest green jacket.
Skills:Face Punching: 1
Badassery: 2
Mind-Control: 3
Moxie: 4
Sauciness: 5
Squats: 6
Memorization: 7
Handstands: 8
Mental Gymnastics: 9
Inventory: NOPANTS