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[scapheap]

"Well, this is new."

go through the south door

[GrizzlyAdamz]

Look around in utter confusion.
"This...this feels like...dejavu? Hey you,"
Points at scapheap.
"WHERE AM I?!"
Roar

((btw, changed my stats a teensy bit))
((Also, what is this, a mad lib?))

[scapheap]

"Don't know, I'm a little lost myself."

[Griffionday]

"Wha... Where..."

Let's see, toasters, toasters in bodybags, hideous green wall that isn't trying to eat us, two easy exits.  Not the worst place I could have woken up in.  Now to secure a way out of here that doesn't involve dragging myself around by my lips...

"Hey, you. talking sword here, sorta difficult for me to move around on my own."

Request to be picked up by closest individual.
Check to see which side of southern door the hinges are on.

[GrizzlyAdamz]

Growls menacingly
"Liar."
Uses horse whip to pick up random sword lying around behind me. Because badassery.
Horse whinnies nervously, stamps feet.

[scapheap]

Pick up Davis

"A talking sword, interesting."

[Griffionday]

((I'm going to say Grizzly grabbed me first, if he wants to pass me off to Scapheap that's fine))

"Yeah I'm a talking sword.  You know what? I'm a proper player character too now that I ditched Mr. Use-Magical-Artifact-as-Bottle-Opener!  Also I should point out that the door you're currently walking towards is locked but don't let that stop you if you think you can get through it."

"So, bearguy, I don't believe we've been introduced, names Davis."

[scapheap]

((He said random sword, I'm picking up the talking one.))

"It only bronze, little bit of force in the right place, pop straight off."

[Griffionday]

((Fair enough? Although do you see any other swords in here?))

"Oh no... Not you too..."

[scapheap]

"Relax, one does not use a nuke to open a locked door when one has a small bomb as well."

Kick it.(the lock not the sword)

[GrizzlyAdamz]

Scowls
"As cute as I think your 'I'm only listening to the sword' skit is, I don't think it's cute. Now, quit talking to yourself and--"
Stops and looks down at the sword, building rage somewhat mollified by puzzlement
...
"Did.....squints even harder....Davis?"
opens grasp, not sure which...part to address

((Random because my character didn't realize he was talking before, nope he shall be by best buddy and we will slay those who stand in our way!))
((Btw, what kind of sword are you?))

[scapheap]

"You're just yelling. I'm waiting for you to calm down and then we'll chat."

[GrizzlyAdamz]

Ignores the untrustworthy one, focuses on sword
"Um, where's your..face..Davis?"

((Check last post for edits))

[Griffionday]

((Is now apparently twin swords, which I'm okay with.))

To Grizzly
"Why thank you for asking, sir.  I was originally created to serve as long swords for Cerinia & Occulara Twin Queens of the Halfgnomes.  Most human heroes I've companioned with preferred to use me as a set of hand-an-a-half swords, finding my length a bit to great to use purely one-handedly."

"As for my 'face', I see through my pommel, and speak by through the blade.  As such I find it difficult to speak when buried in a foe."

To Scapheap
"Tis undignified to be used for such a base purpose.  A thought here; before we leave you might try to recruit an arm of toasters to aid in your quest."

[GrizzlyAdamz]

"Where are your ears? Can you smell things?"
whispering
"Don't trust that one over there. He's too..plain"