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Author Topic: ☼Masterwork Succession Fortress: Exultationhexxed - Who needs migrants!☼  (Read 65827 times)

Velard

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Re: ☼Masterwork Succession Fortress: Exultationhexxed☼
« Reply #225 on: May 17, 2013, 12:54:53 pm »
Quote from: The Master on May 17, 2013, 12:53:13 pm
Always friend! Would you care for a dorf too?

Sure. Get me a dude that doesn't hate water, if possible.
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I mined out a moderate sized area above the stairway to hell in order to have enough rocks to fuel my insane architectural boner.

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Re: ☼Masterwork Succession Fortress: Exultationhexxed☼
« Reply #226 on: May 17, 2013, 01:12:18 pm »
Quote from: Velard on May 17, 2013, 12:54:53 pm
Quote from: The Master on May 17, 2013, 12:53:13 pm
Always friend! Would you care for a dorf too?

Sure. Get me a dude that doesn't hate water, if possible.
I'll do my best! :D
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Quote from: Mr Frog on June 29, 2016, 01:00:27 pm
Holy jesus I thought I was ready but nothing could have prepared me for this
Quote from: Lolfail0009 on November 28, 2012, 05:19:44 pm
Hush, little Asea, don't you cry.
If he notices we'll surely die!
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You. Made. Asea. CRY.

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Re: ☼Masterwork Succession Fortress: Exultationhexxed☼
« Reply #227 on: May 17, 2013, 01:34:37 pm »
Really short update, but for good reason. You'll see.

21st of Granite:
The voices told me again that I must set myself on fire. They still didn't say when though!

22nd of Granite:

HOLY SHIT! Chaosgear is dead! Wait, why do I care?

WHY DO PEOPLE KEEP DYING?!
I'm starting to think that maybe those minecarts were a bad idea.

DAMN IT! I BROKE MY ASS!


EVERYONE IS GETTING KILLED BY THAT THING!

He had it coming.

ALRIGHT, NOBODY IS ALLOWED TO ENTER THAT DEATHTRAP ANYMORE!

WHAT DID I JUST SAY?!

I'm taking another break.
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Quote from: Mr Frog on June 29, 2016, 01:00:27 pm
Holy jesus I thought I was ready but nothing could have prepared me for this
Quote from: Lolfail0009 on November 28, 2012, 05:19:44 pm
Hush, little Asea, don't you cry.
If he notices we'll surely die!
Quote from: Lolfail0009 on March 31, 2013, 09:43:42 pm
You. Made. Asea. CRY.

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Re: ☼Masterwork Succession Fortress: Exultationhexxed☼
« Reply #228 on: May 17, 2013, 01:54:03 pm »


Even after restricting the area, basically everyone is getting killed off. Savescum?
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Quote from: Mr Frog on June 29, 2016, 01:00:27 pm
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Hush, little Asea, don't you cry.
If he notices we'll surely die!
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Re: ☼Masterwork Succession Fortress: Exultationhexxed☼
« Reply #229 on: May 17, 2013, 02:09:40 pm »
Quote from: The Master on May 17, 2013, 01:54:03 pm
Even after restricting the area, basically everyone is getting killed off. Savescum?
Ummm, yeah. Dwarves will path through restricted areas if they have ANY reason to go to the other side. So, any unforbidden object, any job at all, will get them to go that way. Even, in rare cases, cleaning up the orc blood inside the trap. 

It's a lot easier to flip the off switches than to micromanage making sure no job ever takes them outside the fort. There's 'N'otes.

(Also, heee heee heee, I love watching things die in cart traps, even my own dwarves.)
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Re: ☼Masterwork Succession Fortress: Exultationhexxed☼
« Reply #230 on: May 17, 2013, 02:24:36 pm »
Quote from: The Master on May 17, 2013, 01:54:03 pm
Even after restricting the area, basically everyone is getting killed off. Savescum?

THE PUSSY WAGONS HAVE NO BRAKES
Demolish the entire area and send a squad to kill any witnesses.
The Pussy Wagon Caravan must be erased from history.
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Re: ☼Masterwork Succession Fortress: Exultationhexxed☼
« Reply #231 on: May 17, 2013, 02:29:21 pm »
Why not just restrict everyone to a burrow inside the fortress proper while the minecarts are active?
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(Also, I just noticed that Spish is female. Oh well. Too late now. She was having a gender crisis this turn.)
Perhaps it is you who is gender confused.
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Quote from: Temporarily9 on March 29, 2013, 01:46:54 am
Ah, yes, I thought something was amiss. Now I see. There's not enough terrible things in the lakes.

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Re: ☼Masterwork Succession Fortress: Exultationhexxed☼
« Reply #232 on: May 18, 2013, 06:53:15 pm »
Since the FPS is already really low, I think I'll be posting in smaller updates. That way I'll get things out quicker.
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Quote from: Mr Frog on June 29, 2016, 01:00:27 pm
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Hush, little Asea, don't you cry.
If he notices we'll surely die!
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You. Made. Asea. CRY.

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Re: ☼Masterwork Succession Fortress: Exultationhexxed - Who needs migrants!☼
« Reply #233 on: May 19, 2013, 12:20:30 am »
I'm next on the turns list? Crap.
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Please don't shitpost, it lowers the quality of discourse
Quote from: Cinder on July 21, 2016, 09:25:53 pm
Hard science is like a sword, and soft science is like fear. You can use both to equally powerful results, but even if your opponent disbelieve your stabs, they will still die.

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Re: ☼Masterwork Succession Fortress: Exultationhexxed - Who needs migrants!☼
« Reply #234 on: May 19, 2013, 12:39:15 am »
update incoming later today! I'll try and do another 20 days or so. It's SO SLOW.
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Quote from: Mr Frog on June 29, 2016, 01:00:27 pm
Holy jesus I thought I was ready but nothing could have prepared me for this
Quote from: Lolfail0009 on November 28, 2012, 05:19:44 pm
Hush, little Asea, don't you cry.
If he notices we'll surely die!
Quote from: Lolfail0009 on March 31, 2013, 09:43:42 pm
You. Made. Asea. CRY.

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Re: ☼Masterwork Succession Fortress: Exultationhexxed - Who needs migrants!☼
« Reply #235 on: May 19, 2013, 06:49:02 am »
Well I was right the master leading a fortress has lead to interesting things.... Mainly that anyone is still alive (granted those now minecart accidents almost made that otherwise. If anyone wondered (which I doubt anyone did) I haven't posted due to a broken computer.
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Quote from: Wwolin on May 06, 2012, 11:17:42 am
I (somehow) wield a marble coffin that i fill with the corpses of all I have slain (to make an already heavy object even heavier) in one hand, and the other holds a book made out out of fucking platinum. The book can crush skulls, and the coffin grows ever stronger and now that is has a few dead dragons in it, it sends people flying a mile backwards to explode in a pile of gore. Gore which I then place into the coffin,

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Re: ☼Masterwork Succession Fortress: Exultationhexxed - Who needs migrants!☼
« Reply #236 on: May 19, 2013, 12:05:05 pm »
Ezum Gakitbokbon is my second choice for a dorf. (Dorf of the Legion, fyi)
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...You're arguing with the GM? Why don't you argue with Jesus about how much Peter liked clams?
Because each player's delicious tears are fuel for the continued torture that is the Warrens of Oric the Awesome.

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Re: ☼Masterwork Succession Fortress: Exultationhexxed - Who needs migrants!☼
« Reply #237 on: May 20, 2013, 05:51:43 pm »
My computer is in the shop right now, and it looks like I'm going to have to skip myself. So sorry guys!

Quote from: zacen299 on May 19, 2013, 06:49:02 am
If anyone wondered (which I doubt anyone did) I haven't posted due to a broken computer.
Believe it or not, I was wondering why!
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Quote from: Mr Frog on June 29, 2016, 01:00:27 pm
Holy jesus I thought I was ready but nothing could have prepared me for this
Quote from: Lolfail0009 on November 28, 2012, 05:19:44 pm
Hush, little Asea, don't you cry.
If he notices we'll surely die!
Quote from: Lolfail0009 on March 31, 2013, 09:43:42 pm
You. Made. Asea. CRY.

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Re: ☼Masterwork Succession Fortress: Exultationhexxed - Who needs migrants!☼
« Reply #238 on: May 21, 2013, 12:49:46 am »
So. Um.

I'm going to find the save now. If I succeed, I shall begin my quest to figure out how I can not fail horribly...
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Quote from: Loud Whispers on June 04, 2016, 07:55:42 pm
Please don't shitpost, it lowers the quality of discourse
Quote from: Cinder on July 21, 2016, 09:25:53 pm
Hard science is like a sword, and soft science is like fear. You can use both to equally powerful results, but even if your opponent disbelieve your stabs, they will still die.

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Re: ☼Masterwork Succession Fortress: Exultationhexxed - Who needs migrants!☼
« Reply #239 on: May 21, 2013, 12:08:02 pm »
Quote from: The Master on May 20, 2013, 05:51:43 pm
My computer is in the shop right now, and it looks like I'm going to have to skip myself. So sorry guys!

Quote from: zacen299 on May 19, 2013, 06:49:02 am
If anyone wondered (which I doubt anyone did) I haven't posted due to a broken computer.
Believe it or not, I was wondering why!

You managed to break your computer again? Really? At least when mine broke it had the courtesy to stay broken and not faking being better.
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Quote from: Wwolin on May 06, 2012, 11:17:42 am
I (somehow) wield a marble coffin that i fill with the corpses of all I have slain (to make an already heavy object even heavier) in one hand, and the other holds a book made out out of fucking platinum. The book can crush skulls, and the coffin grows ever stronger and now that is has a few dead dragons in it, it sends people flying a mile backwards to explode in a pile of gore. Gore which I then place into the coffin,
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