I move that people get a random character someone else made, to improve game balance.
If that fails, I move that scapheap and dermonster switch characters.
Vaarsuvius, or 'V' as (s)he is often called, was born to ranger parents in the Great Elven Forest. V is married and has two 26 year old twins with his/her mate Inkyrius, who live in the village of Ivyleaf.
(S)he was introduced to magic at an early age by Master Aardinarius, a close family friend who later took Vaarsuvius on as an apprentice, a position that V filled for sixty years. His/her master, however, became concerned that, while V excelled at the academic aspects of magic, the apprentice had become too isolated from the real world and thus Vaarsuvius was sent out into the world to learn more (via a Bugsby's Evicting Hand spell).
Vaarsuvius decided that the best way to make a name in magic was to challenge one of the Iron Mages, a group who specialised in the artistic side of magic. One of the Mages would accept the challenge and Mage and challenger would be given an hour to research one or more spells using a given material as a component. Whoever was judged to have created the most effective and artistically pleasing set of spells would be deemed the winner.
Vaarsuvius issued a challenge, with the aim of outdoing his/her opponent and thus gaining access to the vast libraries of the Iron Mages. The challenge began, but Vaarsuvius, temporarily distracted by the Master of Ceremonies asking a question, replied in his/her usual long-winded manner, leaving him/her with very little time to actually complete the task. Vaarsuvius watched in annoyance as the Iron Mage revealed a sizeable collection of inscribed spells, potions and a magic item, a considerable lead over the two spells that Vaarsuvius had inscribed in the time. Proceeding to the testing stage, V was shocked to realise that he/she had made a serious error in scribing one of his/her spells, transposing range and area of effect. The resultant blast leveled the stadium. Unsurprisingly, Vaarsuvius was disqualified.
Apparently attempting to drown his/her sorrows, Vaarsuvius visited a local tavern where he/she encountered the rogue Haley Starshine. Discussing the relative merits of research against adventuring, Haley persuaded V to visit the local adventurer's tavern to see what opportunities might be available. While still uncertain, V agreed.
At the tavern, Vaarsuvius encountered the fighter Roy Greenhilt, who was recruiting a team to locate and destroy the lich Xykon. Haley had already signed up and recommended Vaarsuvius to Roy as a possible recruit. Irritated by Roy questioning his/her abilities, V magically shattered the table that Roy was sitting at with a Fireball. Roy then asked V to join the group, but the wizard initially declined, claiming that Roy was clearly only inviting him/her to sign up because he was intimidated by Vaarsuvius' mental prowess and needed the opportunity to reestablish his dominance. Roy proceeded to describe in highly technical detail the nature of a Fireball spell and the specific need for someone who could cast it- as Vaarsuvius just had. Initially shocked and then pleased at this unexpected display of intellect from a fighter, Vaarsuvius agreed to join the party.
It has been revealed that Vaarsuvius is married, something that came as a complete shock to his/her teammates Belkar Bitterleaf and Durkon Thundershield, although Haley appeared to already be aware of this. V's mate, Inkyrius (nicknamed Kyrie), is also an elf and is an apprentice baker.
Vaarsuvius is the strongest member of the order, capable of fighting many foes at once. He/she originally joined the order just to find the secret to arcane power, but he/she has made friends with everyone on the team besides Belkar. Thus, he/she now willingly follows the order wherever they go.
Throughout the adventures of the Order to date, Vaarsuvius has generally proven himself/herself to be a highly effective member of the party, using his/her considerable magical abilities to great effect. He/she has, on occasion, found himself/herself to be vulnerable in battle, something typical of mages. He/she took the ring of Wizardry from Xykon's finger as his/her prize after the battle.
After they escaped the bandits of the Wooden Forest, V was transformed into a lizard by a hag they encountered on their way. Eventually when they descended a pit they encountered a dragon. V was almost eaten by the dragon but Haley shot him in the eye. The dragon then swallowed Haley but V was able to cast Suggestion to the dragon.
Since then, he/she has traveled with the Order to Azure City, where he/she was given the run of their spell libraries, although, much to his/her frustration, the oddities of the rules prevented him/her from gaining as many additional spells as he/she hoped to.
Visiting the Oracle of Sunken Valley, Vaarsuvius posed the question "How will I achieve complete and total ultimate arcane power?" The Oracle replied "By saying the right four words to the right being at the right time for all the wrong reasons." This turns out to be a reference to strip 634 (The wrong reasons), where Vaarsuvius said the words "I... I must succeed" to the three archfiends, allowing him/her to harness three ultra-powerful evil spirits at once.
After a side adventure in Cliffport to rescue Roy's sister Julia from Elan's brother Nale, the Order returned to Azure City, with, unbeknownst to them, Nale, now masquerading as Elan. Later that night after (unknowingly) helping out the fiend Sabine with her undirected rage at Nale, Vaarsuvius was forced to prevent Belkar (whom Nale had enchanted) from murdering Durkon. Visiting Haley to procure some decent restraints for Belkar, they discovered the Linear Guild attempting to overpower the now-returned Elan and Haley. Vaarsuvius was faced with the identical twins. He/she swiftly tricked Nale into revealing himself by simply insulting his many so-called master plans, then blasted him into unconsciousness.
When Azure City fell under attack by Xykon's hobgoblin army the next day, Vaarsuvius easily bested Redcloak's Titanium Elementals by using the Dismissal spell. Unable to return to his/her assigned position on the wall, he/she volunteered his/her services to help defend the breach in the wall caused by the elementals. Vaarsuvius orchestrated the initial defense of the breach by picking the thirteen best warriors available, using his/her magic to provide them with multiple magical bonuses, then using an enlargement spell to expand them to a huge size, allowing them to wipe out multiple hobgoblins at a time. A death knight, however, managed to use the corpses as a bridge and blasted through the front-lines. Vaarsuvius managed to disable and deprive the spell-resistant death knight of its mounted combat feats by disintegrating its skeletal mount. Despite this, the undead easily wiped away the warriors facing it with an abyssal blast (a death knight special ability), leaving Vaarsuvius standing alone against the brutal opponent. However, the death knight was soon after crushed by the head of Xykon's undead dragon after Roy chopped it off in mid-flight. Later on in the battle, Redcloak leads the entire army in a charge at the breach that frightens a large number of the soldiers into fleeing. Vaarsuvius states that he/she is out of spells save for Invisibility, which he/she casts on himself/herself and escapes, apologizing that he/she can do nothing more. He/she is later found by Elan hiding among the refugees of the city sneaking into Hinjo's junk. Although no longer having any spells, Vaarsuvius advises Elan on creating an illusion of a celestial lion to intimidate the enemy.
During the four months Vaarsuvius has been shown working obsessively over finding a way to scry on and/or communicate with Haley, blaming himself/herself for stranding her in Azure City. All such attempts have hitherto been thwarted by Xykon's Cloister spell. V claims that his/her spells were too weak to make a difference during the battle, and retreat could have been avoided had he/she had more powerful spells, stating that he/she wasted his/her time harassing Belkar rather than gaining more knowledge. Vaarsuvius' latest attempt, using three birds to convey a spoken message to Haley and Belkar, was thwarted when the latter shot and later roasted the birds on a spit.
Recently, Vaarsuvius has turned to stone a large demon summoned by Qarr and disintegrated Daimyo Kubota as Elan was leading him to his trial. He/she then left Elan and Durkon behind, believing them to hinder his/her search for Haley.
After several weeks on a desert island trying to research spells to help him/her locate Haley, he meets with the demon Qarr again, who had been spying on him/her. After being threatened by Vaarsuvius, he attempts to bargain with him/her to help him/her achieve ultimate arcane power, in exchange for not killing him. Vaarsuvius refuses, but before a blow can be struck, a dragon appears, claiming she is the Mother of the Dragon Vaarsuvius killed in the search for the starmetal. She tells him that she will kill his/her family in retribution, and departs after trapping Vaarsuvius and draining his/her magic. He/she sells his/her soul to three archfiends who conveniently appear and offer him greater power than he could achieve on his/her own, by splicing three souls into his/her body. He/she agrees, with the words "I... I must succeed", fulfilling the Oracle's prediction that he/she would achieve unmatched arcane power by saying the right four words to the right people at the right time for all the wrong reasons (as the fiends suggested an alternate way to save his/her family, but one that V was too proud to consider).
With the power of the soul splice V saves his/her family, while viciously killing the Dragon's entire bloodline in the process. Vaarsuvius then returned to the fleet planning to show off his/her newfound arcane power, only to be rebuffed by Diago and Kazumi, who point out that Durkon and Elan left ages ago and Haley is in cliffport. V, incensed, leaves, but not before teleporting the fleet to what she/he views as the perfect location. He/she then met with Haley and rescued Roy's body, while gaining the respect of Belkar, who gains respect for him/her now that he/she is evil. After meeting with Durkon and Elan he/she teleported them back to where he/she had brought the fleet, only to be told it would take ten minutes to resurrect Roy. Unstable due to the soul-splice and his/her own insecurities, he/she proceeded to attempt to take down Xykon. Breaking through the cloister that surrounded the city, he/she appeared ready to fight, only to be casually beaten into the ground by the lich, who didn't even see V as a threat for most of the battle, and removing his/her slender advantage with repeated uses of energy drain. Xykon then flattened V with a huge chunk of masonry, making him/her loose the splice.
It was at this moment that O-Chul, Xykon's paladin prisoner and playtoy, broke out of his cage (killing a roach that attempted to warn the bad guys), ripped Xykon's phylactery from around the neck of Redcloak, and (when the cleric used Word of Recall to get away) began pounding on it with the bar he'd removed from his cage. While this couldn't dent the phylactery (20 hardness), it distracted Xykon, allowing Vaarsuvius to cast Invisibility on him/herself while O-Chul was getting pummeled with Meteor Swarm and Maximized Lightning Bolt.
Balked by a closed door, Vaarsuvius was about to climb out the hole s/he'd blasted in the tower's side... but, upon hearing Xykon's plans for the unconscious O-Chul, returned and poured a healing potion (lifted from a dead hobgoblin) down the paladin's throat. Though s/he was then caught by Xykon (Liches get a racial +8 on Listen checks), O-Chul snatched both V and the phylactery from Xykon's grasp, and ran to the hole, which overlooks the Snarl. As he pondered how to get the amulet to the Snarl, Vaarsuvius remembered his/her familiar.
As Blackwing flew to the Snarl, Xykon cast Mass Hold Person on Vaarsuvius and O-chul before realizing his phylactery was headed for the Snarl. The lich flew up to retrieve it, Blackwing being held stunned by some effect of the Snarl itself... only to find written on the amulet:
"Guess what spell I cast before giving this to the bird."
The amulet then explodes injuring the lich and falling into a sewer. In anger Xykon returned to the tower and tried to cast meteor swarm down their throats, but Vaarsuvius was somehow teleported by the Monster in the Darkness along with O-chul to the island where Roy was being raised.
Vaarsuvius's actions while he/her was spliced with Haerta Bloodsoak's soul would come back to haunt him/her when he discovered that his/her Familicide spell killed Girard Draketooth's entire family, as well as Penelope and many other innocent people.
I'm a bit worried about how hard to balance V's abilities seem...I can see a penalty to his/her HP being needed, or perhaps him/her being too strong. I'm just glad I didn't go with Xykon...
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