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[superBlast]

Turn 0

You all get sucked out of your worlds and into a square arena. It's a big surprise to you because you was off doing your thing and then, BAM! You here.

"Welcome! You all have been chosen to participate in a deathmatch! The winner has a chance to become a god while the losers all die. If you don't wanna fight... well just stand there and let someone kill you. That's fine by me!"

Well... there you go. If you don't wanna die, you gotta fight!

Spoiler: Map (click to show/hide)

Spoiler: Status (click to show/hide)

Mythbusters
30/30 HP
Effects: None
Alex Mercer
30/30 HP
Effects: +3 to all stats. Double damage to Electricity and Radiation.
Vash
20/20 HP
Effects: +2 to all stats
Heart-Thumping Koishi
30/30 HP
Effects: +3 END. Criticals hit her for 4x damage.
Soma Cruz
23/23 HP
Effects: None
Summons: None
Starkiller
30/30 HP
Effects: None
Beatrice the Golden Witch
30/30 HP
Effects: None
Summons: None
Chuck Norris
29/29 HP
Effects: Will lose if hit.

[Xantalos]

The Mythbusters glance around before muttering with each other and forming a battle plan. With a mighty grin, Adam pulls out an enormous detonator and they count down together:
3! 2! 1!
And a tremendous explosion occurs.
Use When in Doubt, C4! on Soma.

[Unholy_Pariah]

Angel Arm on Starkiller, because yay free lightsabers

[Krath]

This isn't the time for thinking or one-liners, it's the time for action! Ranged attack on Vash! Some lightsabers thrown in his direction will sort him out.

[borno]

"Hello, opponents. If you wan't to fight me, you must first know three things. 1, you will not leave this arena alive. 2, I will beat you. 3--"
Chuck Norris dashes over to Beo and delivers a roundhouse kick!
"3, you should not be listening to me while you are supposed to be fighting."
((Btw, by the "At the cost of the 1 HP thing, I don't mean that he has 1 HP deducted from his total, I mean that he only has 1 HP.))

[superBlast]

((Btw, by the "At the cost of the 1 HP thing, I don't mean that he has 1 HP deducted from his total, I mean that he only has 1 HP.))

Ah... I'll change that in the next turn.

[GreatWyrmGold]

Hm...how does a 3x3 area sound for the Fireball?

[Greenstarfanatic]

Soma quickly surveys the area, before equipping his Blue Soul, Buer and his Red Soul, Disc Armor.

Suddenly, he hears a bit of rumbling underneath him. He High Jumps, hoping it'll help avoid whatever is underfoot.

[Dermonster]

"Hrmpf. You are nothing to me!"

Whipfist Konishi, bring her up into the air, and slam her back down.

[superBlast]

Soma quickly surveys the area, before equipping his Blue Soul, Buer, his Red Soul, Disc Armor, and his Yellow  Soul, Zombie Officer.

Suddenly, he hears a bit of rumbling underneath him. He High Jumps, hoping it'll help avoid whatever is underfoot.

Well... the turn is fine and all... except the yellow soul. The other two souls will be mostly for show really... but the yellow soul well... "damage while jumping heals him" is kinda you know lol. I not gonna count it since it's an ability itself just so you know.

[Greenstarfanatic]

Actually, you might as well just take the Yellow Souls out of the equation. Most of them are Stat-Boosting Souls, so they'd be a bit OP here. I'll just use the Blue and Red ones.

[Wwolin]

"Hrmpf. You are nothing to me!"

Whipfist Konishi, bring her up into the air, and slam her back down.

"Awww... Mr. Hat and I were hoping you wanted to be our friend! But we can still have fun together!"

Run up to Mercer, and give him a hug with the tentacles from my third eye. Friendly at first, but turning into a bone-crushing squeeze should he prove to be unlovable and dangerous.

[stefmor90]

Ahaha, you have already lost Chuck Norris, come my Butlers, create me shield fit for the gods!
Summon as many Goat Butlers as possible to block or counter the kick.

[superBlast]

Turn 1

The Mythbusters glance around before muttering with each other and forming a battle plan. With a mighty grin, Adam pulls out an enormous detonator and they count down together:
3! 2! 1!
And a tremendous explosion occurs.
Use When in Doubt, C4! on Soma.

Soma quickly surveys the area, before equipping his Blue Soul, Buer and his Red Soul, Disc Armor.

Suddenly, he hears a bit of rumbling underneath him. He High Jumps, hoping it'll help avoid whatever is underfoot.

Spoiler: Rolls (click to show/hide)

Soma SPD: 4+1=5
Mythbusters SPD: 6

Myth AIM vs Soma RFX: 1+4=5 vs 6+3-2=7

"Look at that! Already the tournament starts off with a huge explosion! What do you think, Sarah?"
"Soma is so hot looking, Kyaaa~ I so want so see some Soma x Starkiller action going on! Soma x Chu-"
"Right! So Soma jumps high up into the air with a very impressive backflip while Jamie and Adam just busted the myth to you can kill supernatural beings with C4! No doubt that will not stop to from trying again, since their fans will argue that the explosion never hit him in the first place!"

Angel Arm on Starkiller, because yay free lightsabers

This isn't the time for thinking or one-liners, it's the time for action! Ranged attack on Vash! Some lightsabers thrown in his direction will sort him out.

Spoiler: Rolls (click to show/hide)

Vash SPD: 4+1+2=7
Star SPD: 4+1=5

Vash AIM vs Star RFX: 4+4+5+2=15 vs 5+3=8
Vash AIM vs Star END: 2+4+5+2=13 vs 6+2=8 (-5 HP)

Star RFX: 5+3=8
Star AIM Vs Vash RFX: 3+5 vs 2+4+2= 8

Star AIM vs Vash RFX: 1+2=4 vs 4+4=8

Vash RFX: 6+4+2=12
Vash AIM vs Star RFX: 1+4+2=7 vs 2+3=5
Vash AIM vs Star END: 3+4+2=9 vs 5+2=7 (-2 HP)

"Well that was-"
"This fight is boring, Jerry. Can we move to the next one?"
"What do you mean?"
"While I would enjoy some Vash x Starkiller, lightsabers don't leave any blood and Vash's guns aren't very gruesome. Without gore it's just normal ra-"
"Your fantasies aside, we have to properly commentary the fight."
"Haiii...."
"Anyways, Vash is getting off some very impressive shots! One to the gut and other in the shoulder! If Starkiller didn't have his force powers to slow done the bullets, no doubt he'd be dead already."
"It'd be so sexy to see Starkiller just explode into chunks.... I wander if Vash has explosive bullets... Then my opinion of him would go way up!"
"Right, try not to drool too much, Sarah."

"Hello, opponents. If you wan't to fight me, you must first know three things. 1, you will not leave this arena alive. 2, I will beat you. 3--"
Chuck Norris dashes over to Beo and delivers a roundhouse kick!
"3, you should not be listening to me while you are supposed to be fighting."
((Btw, by the "At the cost of the 1 HP thing, I don't mean that he has 1 HP deducted from his total, I mean that he only has 1 HP.))

Ahaha, you have already lost Chuck Norris, come my Butlers, create me shield fit for the gods!
Summon as many Goat Butlers as possible to block or counter the kick.

Spoiler: Rolls (click to show/hide)

Beato SPD: 3+2=5
Chuck SPD: 4+5=9

Chuck AIM vs Beato RFX: 2+5=7 vs 6
Chuck STR vs Beato END: 2+5=7 vs 2+2= 4 (-3 HP)

Beato RFX: 0

Beato Action: 4 Goat demons are summoned

Goat 1 AIM vs Chuck RFX: 6 vs 4+5=9

Chuck RFX: 5+6=11
Chuck AIM vs Goat 1 RFX: 3+5=8 vs 1 (crit)
Chuck STR vs Goat 1 END: (4+5)*2=18 vs 4 (-14 HP)(Goat 1 is dead)

Goat 2 AIM vs Chuck RFX: 4 vs 5+5=10

Chuck RFX: 4+5=9
Chuck AIM vs Goat 2 RFX: 3+5=8 vs 5
Chuck STR vs Goat 2 END: 1+5=6 vs 5 (-1 HP)

Goat 3 AIM vs Chuck RFX: 1 vs 3+5=8

Chuck RFX: 6+5=11
Chuck AIM vs Goat 3 RFX: 3+5=8 vs 5
Chuck STR vs Goat 3 END: 4+5=9 vs 4 (-5 HP)(Goat 3 is dead)

Goat 4 AIM vs Chuck RFX: 6 vs 3+5=8

Chuck RFX: 2+5=7
Chuck AIM vs Goat 4 RFX: 2+5=7 vs 1 (crit)
Chuck STR vs Goat 4 END: (1+5)*2=12 vs 6 (-6 HP)(Goat 4 is dead)

"We-"
"CHUCK YOUR SO AWESOME! KYAAA~~~~ DISEMBOWEL THAT BITCH!"
"As I was saying, Chuck Norris lives up to his reputation. After scratching Beatrice with a roundhouse kick that cuts her face wide open, she summons up 4 Goat Demon Butlers-"
"Which are ugly as hell."
"that proceeds to gang up on him. Though he dodges all of their attacks and with one counter attack each, completely obliterates all but one. The one that was lucky enough to survive is just barely able to stand now."
"Chuck is the only old guy I wanna see pairings with. That is how cool and hot he is! Beatrice is just a bitch."

"Hrmpf. You are nothing to me!"

Whipfist Konishi, bring her up into the air, and slam her back down.

"Hrmpf. You are nothing to me!"

Whipfist Konishi, bring her up into the air, and slam her back down.

"Awww... Mr. Hat and I were hoping you wanted to be our friend! But we can still have fun together!"

Run up to Mercer, and give him a hug with the tentacles from my third eye. Friendly at first, but turning into a bone-crushing squeeze should he prove to be unlovable and dangerous.

Spoiler: Rolls (click to show/hide)

Alex SPD: 6+3+3=12
Koishi SPD: 2+1=3

Alex Aim vs Koishi RFX: 5+3+1=9 vs 4+3=7
Alex STR vs Koishi RFX: 6+3+3=12 vs 3+3+3=9 (-3 HP)

(No counter since koishi has no long range attacks)

Koishi AIM vs Alex RFX: 2+1=3 vs 4+2=6

Alex RFX: 3+2

"Koishi is so kawaii! I wanna take her home with me!"
"Uh, Sarah, what does kawaii mean?"
"It means cute, duh. Don't you know anything?"
"........"
"What?"
"Ahem, Alex went and turned his arm in a black tentacle like thing and grabbed a hold of Koishi and slam her into the ground before she even had a chance to react.  Then she suddenly ran up Alex Mercer and tried to what seemed to be a hug. Though he jumped backwards before she grabbed him and she fell on her face."
"I can't wait to see more of her! She's so kawaii~"

Spoiler: Map (click to show/hide)

Spoiler: Status (click to show/hide)

Mythbusters
30/30 HP
Effects: When in doubt, C4 cooldown: 3 turns
C4 used on: C6
Alex Mercer
30/30 HP
Effects: +3 to all stats. Double damage to Electricity and Radiation.
Vash
20/20 HP
Effects: +2 to all stats, Angel Arm cooldown: 3 turns
Heart-Thumping Koishi
27/30 HP
Effects: +3 END. Criticals hit her for 4x damage.
Soma Cruz
23/23 HP
Effects: None
Summons: None
Starkiller
23/30 HP
Effects: None
Beatrice the Golden Witch
27/30 HP
Effects: None
Summons: Goat 2 (4/5 HP)
Chuck Norris
1/1 HP
Effects: None

[Dermonster]

"Heh, I suppose I should feel dirty just from hitting you. Then again, absorbing the memories of thousands of sociopaths will do that to you. Now, Who wants to get eaten!?"

Change hands to claws and launch a flurry of strikes!