Print

Please login or register.
1 Hour 1 Day 1 Week 1 Month Forever
Login with username, password and session length

YES!

1 (20%)

NO!

3 (60%)

Other... [COMMENT OPINION]

1 (20%)

Total Members Voted: 5

[Dredonius]

CHANGE TO ROCKET
FLY OUT OF PORTAL

Hey, one of your bad ideas worked for once! You fly clear of the portal's range. Now to get back to warn the Sanctuary of it's impending doom.



Meanwhile, on the other end of the portal.




CHAT LOG:

Spoiler (click to show/hide)

DrPeg: "Hey, buddy. Where the heck are we?"
jmmy: "Dunno."
DrPeg: "The Database doesn't appear to be working, man. I'm freaking out!"
jmmy: "Huh."
DrPeg: "Well, I *could* set up a small-scale Sanctuary in our current window."
jmmy: "Sure."

What next?

[Cerol Lenslens]

DrPeg and jmmy: Retrieve armaments from wall.

Time to see if anybody in this joint has any files worth shaking down.

[Xantalos]

Mouse and army: notice hole in reality, delete it

[Xanmyral]

Glitch: Turn self into mobster dwarf, enter hole in reality.

Mouse and army: Notice hole in reality, delete it as it is closing processes.

[Dredonius]

DrPeg and jmmy: Retrieve armaments from wall.

Time to see if anybody in this joint has any files worth shaking down.

Due to all your messing around with the real world, something's gone terribly wrong. There appears to be nonsensical writing on the walls, green - "stuff" oozing through the cracks in the ceiling, and the die has become a computer-generated version of itself. It's even trying to bark.

This is bad.

But off to the plunder! There's no time to think of the consequences of your actions now!

Mouse and army: notice hole in reality, delete it

Glitch: Turn self into mobster dwarf, enter hole in reality.

Mouse and army: Notice hole in reality, delete it as it is closing processes.

Well, the virus decided to scurry off to some other browser, so you're home free at the moment. Maybe you could go get some cyber-donuts or -



WHAT IN ALL THE HECK IS THAT?

It appears to be closing processes at an alarming rate. They're not even going into the Recycling Bin! You've checked. They're just vanishing off the radar.

It's also resisting all your efforts to close it, and since the Master is off on some heavenly errand, you haven't got the privileges to close it.



But, before you can do anything, the green rocket you saw rocketing away from it suddenly changes course and shape, and heads right into the portal! This is against policy. This is completely against policy.
You've got to stop that damn glitch.

[Xantalos]

Contact keyboard and tell him to press Control-Alt-Delete.

[Weirdsound]

< Glitch: Change GUI to mouse pointer. Convince the Angular Monster's party that DrPeg and jmmy were the glitch they were after, and they have just escaped to imperil the master's world!

[Xanmyral]

A.M.: FOLLOW THAT GLITCH!

[CyberUrist]

DrPeg: Do a silly dance, captchalogue dog die.

[Dredonius]

Contact keyboard and tell him to press Control-Alt-Delete.

No. NO. You don't want to talk to Keyboard ever again. He's a pesky son of a glitch that doesn't do anything in the Great Blue at all.



Damn keyboard.

DrPeg: Do a silly dance, captchalogue dog die.

You don't think dancing will get you any closer to finding any SWEET LOOT in this part of town. But, maybe the DOGDIE will fill the loot quota for the day.



You're not sure what captchalogue means, so you store it in your trademarked LOOT CHEST.

[Origami_Psycho]

[As mouse Army]
>Charge the portal, attempt to pull the errant glitch out, and punish him properly.  With deletion.  And then eject the matter transcreaterdohickey

[Fniff]

Master: come back to house, having enjoyed excellent sandwich.

[Dredonius]

[As mouse Army]
>Charge the portal, attempt to pull the errant glitch out, and punish him properly.  With deletion.  And then eject the matter transcreaterdohickey

Success! You grab the glitch with a sleight-of-hand trick you learned at a cyber-party. The dwarf is caught like a mouse (Not like a mouse like you are, MOUSE, but like a different mouse)




Quickly, you drag the DWARF-GLITCH into a passing execution file. You and your army start roughing him up a little before deletion.



And, finally, you close the portal, so that no civilian/glitch can move through it.

Master: come back to house, having enjoyed excellent sandwich.

Hey, this was a great night. You had a delicious sandwich, and danced the night away. Now back to your nice, silent -



WHAT THE HELL IS THIS?



THEY PAINTED YOUR DAMN WALLS GREEN AND BLACK



THEY REMOVED THE DICE FROM YOUR ANTIQUE POSTER



WHO THE HELL ARE THESE PEOPLE?

[Weirdsound]

< Glitch: You are a dwarf. Enter a Fell Mood, Claim the Execution File as a workstation, and slay one of the mouse pointers to make an artifact!

< Master: Assume that your drunk friends must have pranked you by sending Callgirls to your flat. Explain to the Ugly women in your apartment that you have no need of their services.

[Xantalos]

Master:
Enter nerd rage. Killinate green people.