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[javierpwn]

Kuroto shrugs off the bullets, then eats them. More hugs ensue, with slimy, insectoid grasped limbs
An iron/lead rich diet leads to a thicker, stronger carapace!

[kj1225]

Fair enough.
Also I apologize for treating you like a pet. Forgive me?

[Brood]

Don't do it!!!!

[IamanElfCollaborator]

And Medea hugs back with her nice inedible to anything Persona. Try to eat something that is essentially just a construct made of....something.


Also, maybe.

[kj1225]

Don't listen to brood, he just wants to cause chaos and pull us apart.

[javierpwn]

I toss aside your persona, using my mammoth strength; and crush you with my hugs.

[IamanElfCollaborator]

Said Persona impales you in the back, casts Dia on me to heal me a bit, Tetrakarn to immunise me to your hugs, and I start running about as fast as you can leap.

Also, ceramic polymer made to withstand bullets and rockets and +1 roll against physical assault. Oh, and my new OTP is Aedan/Kuroto.

[scapheap]

I ship Medea/anyone stupid enough to start hugging her out of sheer moe.

Javier!

Wait, Aigis/Kha'Zix Medea/Kuroto?

MUST WRITE FANFICS NOW.

*Go check* There is a lack of LOL/persona fanfics.

[javierpwn]

Kuroto ignores your running, and uses a Primal Charge to knock you to the ground.
He grabs your Persona, and keeps it in his pounding Fists.

[IamanElfCollaborator]

No duh. I don't see where Aigis doesn't beat Blitzcrank in awesome.

Or for that matter, about anyone short of Minato/Souji beating any of the LoL champions who aren't Garen, Riven, or Katarina. (Take a look at their resource and then look at most of the other Persona users who aren't from the first three games or Aigis.)


Also, Tetrakarn makes your pounding useless. I fire rockets at you and Jason stabs you repeatedly. In the stomach.

[scapheap]

I could see Rise beating the void faction.

[javierpwn]

Kuroto's stomach is shielded; as he isn't mammalian
He picks up your persona, and slaps you around with it; using your weakness against you.

[IamanElfCollaborator]

Pfft. If Cho'Gath gets to her...OMNOMNOMNOMNOMNOM.

Kog'Maw or Kha'Zix are still screwed, because of Full Analysis screwing Kha'Zix's Unseen Threat over and Kog'Maw being unable to digest Persona.


Also, again, Medea is resistant to physical assaults, and her own Persona can't harm her. All it does is make it seem like Medea is a ghost.

[kj1225]

Said Persona impales you in the back, casts Dia on me to heal me a bit, Tetrakarn to immunise me to your hugs, and I start running about as fast as you can leap.

Also, ceramic polymer made to withstand bullets and rockets and +1 roll against physical assault. Oh, and my new OTP is Aedan/Kuroto.

Well that won't work, he's straight *points at Aedan* and he's an alien *points at Kuroto*.

[IamanElfCollaborator]

Nonsense. It's a crack pairing.

Hence why I can ship Kha'Zix/Aigis and nobody panics.


Or for that matter, Rise/Veigar. CRACK PAIRINGS FOR THE CRACK LORD.