Eventually, the group continues to play along with the game. They decide on zombie urist, who's quite reasonably shocked and disappointed.
"Fellahs..." he pleads. "Did I do that poorly?"
After a few silent moments, some nods and yeses were heard.
"Well, shoot. Santa's not gonna like this one..."
Before anyone has time to stop him, webadict smashes him over the head.
"God dammit," says Griffionday. "Weren't we supposed to stop him from doing that this time?"
As webadict searches through his clothes, he remembers there's no point and steals whatever valuables he can.
"This man," starts webadict in an official-sounding voice, "is innocent!"
Toaster steps forward. "If I may?"
Webadict yields the floor.
"Zombie urist could not have stolen the Mathemagem!"
Gasps!
"You see, I noticed last night the man's hands were covered in soot. We of course know that zombie urist is a Coal Mage--"
"I think he prefers Anthramancer."
"... Right. Anthramancer. Anyhow, if zombie urist had stolen the Mathemagem, then there should have been coal dust at the scene. The absence proves, without a doubt, that he was innocent!"
More gasps!
TheWetSheep raises his hand. "Couldn't he have, you know, washed his hands or something?"
Toaster sends a sneer his way. "Why do I even try with these ignorant fools?"
"Both of you shut the fuck up," says Vector, who walks over to webadict. "And you," she starts, punching webadict right in the stomach, "can shut the fuck up, too." Webadict falls over. Vector points to the rest of them. "I want my Mathemagem back. I just wish there was someone here to loathe... Huh. Oh well."
Meanwhile, RangerCado fist pumps while checking his nonexistent stocks.
Vote Count
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Griffionday - zombie urist,
Hapah -
notquitethere -
RangerCado - Hapah,
TheWetSheep - Toaster,
Tiruin -
Toaster -
TolyK -
Vector -
zombie urist - RangerCado, Tiruin, Griffionday, Vector, TheWetSheep,
No Lynch -
Not Voting - TolyK,
5 To Hammer. Day Ends Monday 9 PM Central.
zombie urist has been lynched!
zombie urist was an Anthramancer (town).
It is now Night. Send in your actions and what-not. Woo!