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[Xanmyral]

[I count myself as a winner. And remember kids, winners don't do drugs, they do hardcore genetic manipulation.]

Rick investigates the new changes, shrugging. "Well, seemin' you may be right about that. You know, worms ain't so bad. You ever see that thar movie... Uh.. Hm... Tremor? ...Probably not, come to think on it, but it had giant worms that everyone done feared. You'in may be small, but that don't count nothin' for heart." Rick tries to see if he can sense high concentrations of water in the air, vapor or evaporated water, or whatever, that may lead him to a source of water.

[Xantalos]

Hey wait dude. You wanna get some of this mutagen? Because honestly killing you's kinda boring and I don't wanna do it anymore, so if you wanna go find some mutagen come with me, otherwise I'll just leave you alone. I gotta go ascend to my god's side or whatever I did.

Off to find more mutagen!

[Remuthra]

Same as before. Tell them I was in a very bad accident.

[GreatWyrmGold]

((Wait.... what the hell can i even do if I'm stuck being a crappy piece of metal?))

In my experience, players can always surprise me. If nothing else, wait for a better mutation or figure out some way to go back to normal...or kill yourself, I guess.

[Xantalos]

((Wait.... what the hell can i even do if I'm stuck being a crappy piece of metal?))

In my experience, players can always surprise me. If nothing else, wait for a better mutation or figure out some way to go back to normal...or kill yourself, I guess.

(Like that worked in The Art Of Minimalism. Then again, I'm in Wonderlabd in that game now, so eh.)

[GreatWyrmGold]

((Wait.... what the hell can i even do if I'm stuck being a crappy piece of metal?))

In my experience, players can always surprise me. If nothing else, wait for a better mutation or figure out some way to go back to normal...or kill yourself, I guess.

(Like that worked in The Art Of Minimalism. Then again, I'm in Wonderlabd in that game now, so eh.)

(You haven't checked your status lately, have you?)

[Xantalos]

((Wait.... what the hell can i even do if I'm stuck being a crappy piece of metal?))

In my experience, players can always surprise me. If nothing else, wait for a better mutation or figure out some way to go back to normal...or kill yourself, I guess.

(Like that worked in The Art Of Minimalism. Then again, I'm in Wonderlabd in that game now, so eh.)

(You haven't checked your status lately, have you?)

(If you're talking about the hallucinations, yes I have.)

[superBlast]

RAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGE into a new mutation!

[GreatWyrmGold]

Nuclear punch!

[2v2] The punch half fails but the nuclear connects. [4] They're mostly unaffected.
[5+1,3,2] You grow some blunt antlers, and feel your blood flow funny. And your scabs start to crumble. Uh-oh...

[I count myself as a winner. And remember kids, winners don't do drugs, they do hardcore genetic manipulation.]

(GreatWyrmGold is not responsible for small children obeying this logic.)

Rick investigates the new changes, shrugging. "Well, seemin' you may be right about that. You know, worms ain't so bad. You ever see that thar movie... Uh.. Hm... Tremor? ...Probably not, come to think on it, but it had giant worms that everyone done feared. You'in may be small, but that don't count nothin' for heart." Rick tries to see if he can sense high concentrations of water in the air, vapor or evaporated water, or whatever, that may lead him to a source of water.

_{"Ooh. What's a movie?"}
[2] You do not find any special water-detecting abilities. [4,6] You do, however, find that you grow a spine, which starts shaking.

Hey wait dude. You wanna get some of this mutagen? Because honestly killing you's kinda boring and I don't wanna do it anymore, so if you wanna go find some mutagen come with me, otherwise I'll just leave you alone. I gotta go ascend to my god's side or whatever I did.
Off to find more mutagen!

"Um..." [5] You get up, a little woozy, and enter the building again. "Hey, can I get some more mutagen?" [4] "Um, sure. We've got a test scheduled for just about 10 minutes from now. Care to join?"
[2] Mutations do not answer for you.

Same as before. Tell them I was in a verybad accident.

[6] You stumble onwards and into the hospital. Someone comes forward, offering to take you a clinic that specializes in cases like this. You get into the back of his van before you realize a couple reasons that this might be a bad idea.
[3] And that's it.

[6,6,2] You feel your organs shifting within you and your torso shifting without. You sprout a pair of arms from your armpits, and your old arms become huge wings, probably at least 15 feet across. Your posture shifts to an avian one, and your bones and flesh feel malleable. You also scent a musky odor.

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RAGE through the cage and smash some skulls.

[3-2] Ow!

"Alright then... You want to play that way? WE'LL PLAY THAT WAY! PIRATE POWERS, ACTIVATE! CONFUSING PUNCH, GO GO GO!"
Confusing punch everyone who keeps gosh darn grabbing me!

[6v5] "...CONFUSING PUNCH, GO GO GOOW!" You punch the people around them, sending them on an interesting trip. However, you also punch a wall, which turns out to be a bad idea.

Test lightbender capabilities by making pretty rainbows in the air and spelling someone else's name with them.

[2] You bend some colorful light. Pretty.

Break into a car and go for a joyride, zapping any sport balls I see along the way.

[2] You sprint to a large automobile and are stymied by the door lock.

RAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGE into a new mutation!

[5,6] The dice just hate you. Mercy reroll: [2] Okay...nothing. Que cosa, hombre.

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NPC Actions:
The people at the rest stop see a giant lady in a dirty sheet trying to open the door to a large SUV. There's a momentary pause, as if everyone is simultaneously wondering if they went crazy, then they all start running about--to their cars, to the buildings, to the pay phones, into walls (ouch), etc.

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Spoiler: Statuses (click to show/hide)

Joe (dermonster)
Physical State:
-Slight Flu
-Slight Malnourishment
-Heightened Hearing
-Mighty Muscles
-Highly Allergic to Pollen
-High Metabolism
-Fires blasts of radiation from hands
-Hightened Hearing
-???
-Many minor physical changes (see Turn 16)
-??
-New Ability
-Blunt Antlers
-Hemophilia
-Irradiated!
-Cuts, Bruises, Grazed Shoulder
-Bullet in Lung
-Somewhat Hungry
-Boiled
Mental State:
-Slight Insanity
-Evil Eve of Ensanity
-Can Bend Light
Inventory:
-Old Coat
--$48.93
--Candy Bar Wrapper
-Old Sweatpants
-Old Sneakers

Joe Bridger (Remuthra)
Physical State:
-Elderly
-Switchable Armored Skin (plasticky)
-Disintegrating Touch (tires)
-No Nose
-Bristley Hair
-??
-Tired and Woozy
-Roots
-Enhanced Hearing
-No Normal Legs
--Head on One Remaining Leg
---Left Eye in Left Ear
---Leg on Head
-Three Arms
--Right Arm has two legs growing off of it
-Thin Skin
-Head Wounded
Mental State:
-Dementia'd
-Psychometry
Inventory:
-Fedora
-Wraparound Shades
-Pink Bathrobe
--$50.00
--Notebook
--Falcon Treats
-Police Belt
--Taser
--Radio
--Handcuffs
--Pistol
---Bullets
-Falconing Glove
-Slippers
-City Map
-$0.25

Rick (Xanmyral)
Physical State:
-Overweight
-Apricot-colored Face, Auburn Hair
-Tingling
-Sonic Blasts
-Long Left Tentacle (~+25%)
-Glider membranes from tentacles
-Chitinous Skin
-Wormy Head, Body, Etc--No legs, dextrous worm-tentacles for arms, worm head
-Vibrating Spine
Mental State:
-Annoyed
-Suddenly understands body language
-Something Moderately Useful
-Helpful Worm--Totem
-Can Control Water
Inventory:
-Jumpsuit (legs torn)
--Wallet
---IC
---$13.38
--7 Pennies, 2 Dimes
-Shoes

Xan(talos)
Physical State:
-Slight Malnourishment
-Long Tail
-No sense of touch
-Secretes Numbing Slime
-Roots (toes, growing from shoulders)
--Improve Smell, Can Taste
-Disease Immunity
-Nictating Membranes
-Long, Purple Fur
-Regeneration
-Enhanced Balance
-Cut Shin
Mental State:
-Cultist
-Possession
-Knows a Ritual
-Probably insane
Inventory:
-Broken Knife
-Filthy Bathrobe
--$50.00
-Sweatpants
--Wallet
---$2.48

Alexandra (Greenstarfanatic)
Physical State:
-Short, Thin
-Farsighted
-9'7"
Mental State:
-Intelligent
-Magnetic Control
-??
-Lightening Ray (as in lowered density, not electricity)
Inventory:
-Glasses
-Labcoat
-Green Shirt
-Pants
--Wallet
---ID
---Driver's License
---$61.32
--$0.83
--Keys
-Shoes

That Guy (superBLAST)
Physical State:
-Average
-Wounded Hand
-Shapeshifting (simplish items only)
-Mode Lock: Chunk of Metal
-Caged!
Mental State:
-Psychotic
Inventory:
-Straightjacket
-Sweatpants, Matching
--$50.00
--Newspaper Clipping

The Pirate (borno)
Physical State:
-Short Round
-Slightly Ill
-Confusing Touch (if so desired, to anyone touching him)
-Kasplodey Touch
Mental State:
-Thinks he's a pirate
-Likes Limes
-Fear Sense
Inventory:
-Cheap Tricorne
-Eyepatch
-Leather Jacket
-T-shirt
-Plastic Hook
-Jeans
--Wallet
---$52.25
-Boots

Thrak (Toaster)
Physical State:
-Gangly Skeletal
-Blank, Skull-like Head
-Angerpire
-No Smell or Taste
-Tough
-Frail from Skeletalness
-Slowed Something
-Mutating Quadrupally
-Caged!
Mental State:
-Foolish
-Transhumanist
Inventory:
-Hoodie
--$50
-Lewd T-shirt
-Jeans
-Sneakers

Walther (Harry Baldman)
Physical State:
-Muscular
-Luminescent
Mental State:
-Crazy
-Lightbender
Inventory:
-Glasses
-Robes
--$50.15
--Parking Ticket ($50)
-Socks
-Sandals

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So far so good.

[Remuthra]

Get myself stabilized, so I can stop all this overmutation.

[Greenstarfanatic]

Use my magnetic powers to unlock the door, and drive awaaaaaaay!

[Dermonster]

EVIL EYE!

[Xantalos]

Regenerate while I wait for the test.

[borno]

GTFO of there!

[superBlast]

SAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAD into a new mutation.