Drink soup! also climb out of pot.
You sip some of the boiling water. Hm, water and a little spice...they didn't get far. Well, now they can add Hobo Grease to the ingredients list! [2] Or just "hobo."
[4+1,5] You get a moderately useful ability which you have no way to discover what it is at this time.
"Oh God they'rve bee' mutatin' an' experimentin' on us an' holdin' us against our will, yah 'ave to help us!" Rick continues fleeing.
[4-1] "If this is all true, then why are--" You run off before you can hear the rest.
[5,2] Your body hair, eyebrows, and such fall out. They're kinda itchy.
FUCKING TROGLODYTES!
Run away, find hospital
("Troglodyte" means "lives in a cave," not "savage.")
[2-1] You discover quadriplegicism. [4-1] You are beaten more. Sirens blare...but for whom?
[3] And that's your mutation for the turn.
'GODDAMMIT DIE FOR ME ALREADY"
Secrete numbing slime on his feet, preventing him from running away. In fact, secrete slime all over him.
[3+1v5] He resists the solution and [2+1v1] slips out, using your solution as a lubricant thingy! He collapses on the ground, chunks and gouges missing from his skin and flesh.
[4,3] Your cut tingles.
Take Aspirin to relieve my mutation symptoms. Because Aspirin solves everything.
[3] You find a single aspirin in the almost-empty bottle. You eat it.
[4,1] Your body scrambles itself. Your head goes to your left front leg, your left eye opens within the same ear, your rear legs go to your right arm, and your remaining normal leg melts off, to reform on your head. The aspirin didn't work.
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Try my best to cover myself with what I've got, and run after the guy who ran to the forest.
[3] You adjust the sheet and make a mental note to visit some kind of tailor or tent shop.
[2] You feel your mind changing...
Grab the guy who knocked the serum out of my hands by the shoulders and shake him around a bit. Then locate the serum, inject.
[1v5] You fall over. Someone smacks you, making you feel less angry.
[5] You see a syringe and grab it. It explodes. Well, call you Gambit Lime!
Excellent, everything's going according to plan.
Find a cabin in the woods.
[6] You find a cabin. As you tug at the door, you hear an ominous click. "Tael me wha yo' brekkin' inta mah cabin, big boh."
"Ah, Bawb, why'ja wayst a rayund?"
"Tuh mayk uh poynt with duh moron."
[1]
"Why hello good sir. I that was my hand you just shot! RAAAAAAGE! HAHAHAHA!"
Choke the guard with one hand and steal the gun with the other. As soon as I get the gun, shoot him in the groin! Then shoot wildly at people!
[5-1&1-1v6] You scrape at his throat and get your hand shot OFF. Ow ow ow.
[3] You want a gun so much you turn into a big gun! Then you turn back.[0.25-1.00 body mass]
"Can't see! Totally lame, bros!"
Attempt to improvise myself a method of sight! Preferably by more self-administered mutations.
"Gr! Ugh! Ummm!" You do not re-develop sight.
[2,6,5,3] Two turns of mutations catch up to you. You flail about and smack someone falling down, feeling energized. ["Angerpire," touch, energizes]. You lose your sense of smell! You feel flesh melt off your face. You feel tough. [Harmed only by silver]
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NPC Actions:
The cooks grab various implements to test the soup with and wonder what those dark streaks are from.
The cage people bring in the cages.
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Eugene (Unholy_Pariah)
Physical State:
-12'1"
-Pale
-Thick Tongue
-Wings, Avian
-Darkvision
-Smells Tasty
-Projectile Vomit
-Hairkess
-Twisted Ankle
-Minorly injured by Crazy Joe
-Broken Neck
-Hungry
-Beaten, Perhaps Near Death
Mental State:
-Obsessed with "Evolution"
-Aura of Gloom and Misfortune
Inventory:
-Baseball Cap
-Labcoat
-Nice Shirt
-Pants
--Wallet
---$53.35
-Sneakers
Joe (dermonster)
Physical State:
-Slight Flu
-Slight Malnourishment
-Heightened Hearing
-Mighty Muscles
-Highly Allergic to Pollen
-High Metabolism
-Fires blasts of radiation from hands
-Hightened Hearing
-???
-Irradiated!
-Cuts, Bruises, Grazed Shoulder
-Bullet in Lung
-Somewhat Hungry
-Boiled
-??
-New Ability
Mental State:
-Slight Insanity
-Evil Eve of Ensanity
-Can Bend Light
Inventory:
-Old Coat
--$48.93
--Candy Bar Wrapper
-Old Sweatpants
-Old Sneakers
Joe Bridger (Remuthra)
Physical State:
-Elderly
-Switchable Armored Skin (plasticky)
-Disintegrating Touch (tires)
-No Nose
-Bristley Hair
-??
-Tired and Woozy
-Roots
-Enhanced Hearing
-No Normal Legs
--Head on One Remaining Leg
---Left Eye in Left Ear
---Leg on Head
-Three Arms
--Right Arm has two legs growing off of it
-Head Wounded
Mental State:
-Dementia'd
-Psychometry
Inventory:
-Fedora
-Wraparound Shades
-Pink Bathrobe
--$50.00
--Notebook
--Falcon Treats
-Police Belt
--Taser
--Radio
--Handcuffs
--Pistol
---Bullets
-Falconing Glove
-Slippers
-City Map
-$0.25
Rick (Xanmyral)
Physical State:
-Overweight
-Apricot-colored Face, Auburn Hair
-Tingling
-Sonic Blasts
-Horns on chin, nose, forehead
-Swollen Left Side
-Long Left Wing and Leg (~+25%)
-Buggy Batwings for Arms
-Chitinous Skin
-Buggy Limbs
-Mostly Hairless
-Itchy!
Mental State:
-Annoyed
-Suddenly understands body language
-Something Moderately Useful
-Helpful Worm Seen
-Can Control Water
Inventory:
-Jumpsuit
--Wallet
---IC
---$13.38
--7 Pennies, 2 Dimes
-Shoes
Xan(talos)
Physical State:
-Slight Malnourishment
-Long Tail
-No sense of touch
-Secretes Numbing Slime
-Roots (toes, growing from shoulders)
-Disease Immunity
-Nictating Membranes
-Long, Purple Fur
-Regeneration
-Cut Shin
Mental State:
-Cultist
-Possession
-Knows a Ritual
-Probably insane
Inventory:
-Broken Knife
-Filthy Bathrobe
--$50.00
-Sweatpants
--Wallet
---$2.48
Alexandra (Greenstarfanatic)
Physical State:
-
Short, Thin
-Farsighted
-9'7"
Mental State:
-Intelligent
-Magnetic Control
-??
Inventory:
-Glasses
-Labcoat
-Green Shirt
-Pants
--Wallet
---ID
---Driver's License
---$61.32
--$0.83
--Keys
-Shoes
That Guy (superBLAST)
Physical State:
-Average
-Wounded Hand
Mental State:
-Psychotic
Inventory:
-Straightjacket
-Sweatpants, Matching
--$50.00
--Newspaper Clipping
The Pirate (borno)
Physical State:
-Short Round
-Slightly Ill
-Confusing Touch (if so desired, to anyone touching him)
-Kasplodey Touch
Mental State:
-Thinks he's a pirate
-Likes Limes
-Fear Sense
Inventory:
-Cheap Tricorne
-Eyepatch
-Leather Jacket
-T-shirt
-Plastic Hook
-Jeans
--Wallet
---$52.25
-Boots
Thrak (Toaster)
Physical State:
-Gangly
-Blank, Skull-like Head
-Angerpire
-No Smell or Taste
-Tough
-Mutating Quadrupally
Mental State:
-Foolish
-Transhumanist
Inventory:
-Hoodie
--$50
-Lewd T-shirt
-Jeans
-Sneakers
Walther (Harry Baldman)
Physical State:
-Muscular
Mental State:
-Crazy
Inventory:
-Glasses
-Robes
--$50.15
--Parking Ticket ($50)
-Socks
-Sandals
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As always, let me know if something's missing from your status.
Author
Topic: Metamorphican Madness II: Turn 32 (Read 79048 times)