steal policemans gun then shoot him and fly back inside.
You swoop over towards the policemen, [2v3] just dodging a bullet, [1v4] and manage to smash into the officer's car. Ow.
[4,3] Mm, you smell tasty!
Continue ritual and stuff.
[2] Your participant wanders off.
...Out of curiosity, what ritual are you doing? The possession one, the unknown one, or a random one?
[5,4] You feel healthy.
"I'm not feeling quite well, good chap, so I'll be going home early. Much obliged for the hospitality, however."
Go home.
[5v4] The security guard grabs your arm. "Sir," he says. [2] "You don't even have an automobile, driver's license, bus pass, change, or from the looks of it even an idea of how to get where you want to go."
[2] You don't mutate.
Go glare at Remuthra, wonder if the GM has a plot or story in mind.
Yes. "Bay12ers in control of mutants escape facility and do crazy things. IMPROVISE THIS BIT. They die. Send in the next bunch."
[3] You've failed the one bit where you get new mutations.
"Wuh." Is all Rick can drawl out as he examines the changes in his left arm and leg. "Well, that's not somethin' you see every day. Seems its still kickin' in me. Hm." He gives a shrug, not really caring much, and continues to watch Dave. "So... This going any how any where? Or ya just gonna watch me scratch myself a bit as I watch ya stand with a clipboard. Now, I don't doubt I'm quite entertainin' to watch an all, but eh..." Rick looses his trail of thought for a moment. "So what exactly was in that stuff dohicky anyway? The stuff that's changin' everything everyway."
Rick mentally sighs about worm, continues watching Scientist Dave and distracting him with speech and words and stuff. Tries to discretely remove worm from lock gently with water. Again.
"Um...what was in it? Teratomorphic retroenzymes or something...viruses? I dunno, I didn't make it." The worm [5] pops out, allowing the cage door to swing open.
"About time, too!"[2] Ayup, you're free. And that's the only change.
Bruce is tossed in a dumpster.
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"Arr..."
Look around, assess surroundings.
"Arr...how are ye, me hearty?"
"Yo, bro, have I--what the..."
[2] The Pirate discovers the ability to confuse people by touching them! A bit pointless, since he could previously do so just by showing up, but whatever.
The muscular man in the corner nictates at the other people in the room. They are strange. Very strange. He gets up slowly and opens his eyes, then speaks in a deep, gravelly voice.
"Hi, everbody! I'm Walther! And you would be?"
Introduce self and look about.
You chat some. The one frat guy looks disoriented. The scientist woman grows. Her clothes didn't. Heh heh.
[4] You know that it will be sunny today and tomorrow before clouding up the next day and then rainy out to a week from now (maybe further), but you feel like you can change all that...
Begin pacing around the room. Hopefully the first effect will be something immediately noticable.
[5] Does suddenly growing 5 extra feet count as "immediately noticeable?" Because that's what you just did. Sadly, your glasses and clothes did not grow with you...thankfully, the labcoat stayed intact enough to cover half your important-to-cover bit, while your hand not slipping the remnants of your pants into your pocket will temporarily suffice for the other. [4] You also grab a sheet and use it to cover yourself, for now.
"Yo, bros! Have I ditched humanity and shit?"
Leap down from whereever I am to see if I'm super fast or super strong.
"Yo, bro, have I--"
The short, round, greenish guy bumps into you, causing the world to shift and warp. Your hand wavers, some lady swells, blobs and spots flicker before your eyes. So this is what happens when your pals lick stoned toads...
[4] Your senses sharpen. Or you're hallucinating. Both are possible.
"What the hell... this isn't death row! That means I have another chance to kill everything again! Hahahaha!"
Look around. Figure out what's going on. Also take note of people and ways to kill them.
Hm...[3] You could probably kill that guy next to you by grabbing a scalpel from the tray of them right next to you...oh, and one short girl's growing out of her clothes.
[1] You evidently haven't had time for superpowers to kick in.
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NPC Actions:
Policemen near Eugene level their weapons at him. "Put your hands in the air and come with us. Don't make any sudden moves..."
The NPCs are boring this turn, I know.
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Bruce Thomson (anailater)
POST A FREAKING ACTION OR I'M GOING TO IRCPhysical State:
-About 2'7" tall
-Charcoal-colored Hair
-Very Thin
-Slow Metabolism
-Glows When Indoors
-Weak Bones
-Translucent Flesh
-Mutating More
Mental State:
-Prefers to Stay Quiet
-Dyslexic
Inventory:
-T-shirt*
-Jeans*
--Wallet
---$53.00
---Driver's Liscense
Eugene (Unholy_Pariah)
Physical State:
-Tall
-Pale
-Thick Tongue
-Wings, Avian
-Darkvision
-Smells Tasty
-Twisted Ankle
-Minorly injured by Crazy Joe
Mental State:
-Obsessed with "Evolution"
-Aura of Gloom and Misfortune
Inventory:
-Baseball Cap
-Labcoat
-Nice Shirt
-Pants
--Wallet
---$53.35
-Sneakers
Joe (dermonster)
Physical State:
-Slight Flu
-Slight Malnourishment
-Heightened Hearing
-Mighty Muscles
-Highly Allergic to Pollen
-High Metabolism
-Cuts, Bruises, Grazed Shoulder
-Bullet in Lung
-Somewhat Hungry
-??
Mental State:
-Slight Insanity
-Evil Eve of Ensanity
-Can Bend Light
Inventory:
-Old Coat
--$48.93
--Candy Bar Wrapper
-Old Sweatpants
-Old Sneakers
Joe Bridger (Remuthra)
Physical State:
-Elderly
-Switchable Armored Skin (plasticky)
-Disintegrating Touch (tires)
-No Nose
-Bristley Hair
-??
-Tired and Woozy
-Head Wounded
Mental State:
-Dementia'd
-Psychometry
Inventory:
-Fedora
-Wraparound Shades
-Pink Bathrobe
--$50.00
--Notebook
--Falcon Treats
-Police Belt
--Taser
--Radio
--Handcuffs
--Pistol
---Bullets
-Falconing Glove
-Slippers
Rick (Xanmyral)
Physical State:
-Overweight
-Apricot-colored Face, Auburn Hair
-Tingling
-Sonic Blasts
-Horns on chin, nose, forehead
-Swollen Left Side
-Long Left Arm and Leg (~+25%)
-Caged!
Mental State:
-Annoyed
-Suddenly understands body language
-Something Moderately Useful
-Helpful Worm Seen
-Can Control Water
Inventory:
-Jumpsuit
--Wallet
---IC
---$13.38
--7 Pennies, 2 Dimes
-Shoes
Xan(talos)
Physical State:
-Slight Malnourishment
-Long Tail
-No sense of touch
-Secretes Numbing Slime
-Roots (toes, growing from shoulders)
-Disease Immunity
-Cut Shin
Mental State:
-Cultist
-Possession
-Knows a Ritual
-Probably insane
Inventory:
-Broken Knife
-Filthy Bathrobe
--$50.00
-Sweatpants
--Wallet
---$2.48
Alexandra (Greenstarfanatic)
Physical State:
-Short, Thin
-Farsighted
Mental State:
-Intelligent
Inventory:
-Glasses
-Labcoat
-Green Shirt
-Pants
--Wallet
---ID
---Driver's License
---$61.32
--$0.83
--Keys
-Shoes
That Guy (superBLAST)
Physical State:
-Average
Mental State:
-Psychotic
Inventory:
-Straightjacket
-Sweatpants, Matching
--$50.00
--Newspaper Clipping
The Pirate (borno)
Physical State:
-Short Round
-Slightly Ill
-Confusing Touch (if so desired, to anyone touching him)
Mental State:
-Thinks he's a pirate
-Likes Limes
Inventory:
-Cheap Tricorne
-Eyepatch
-Leather Jacket
-T-shirt
-Plastic Hook
-Jeans
--Wallet
---$52.25
-Boots
Thrak (Toaster)
Physical State:
-Gangly
Mental State:
-Foolish
-Transhumanist
Inventory:
-Hoodie
--$50
-Lewd T-shirt
-Jeans
-Sneakers
Walther (Harry Baldman)
Physical State:
-Muscular
Mental State:
-Crazy
Inventory:
-Glasses
-Robes
--$50.15
--Parking Ticket ($50)
-Socks
-Sandals
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Dammit anailater...I really want to have Bruce meet Alexandra now. POST AN ACTION!
And yay, we have heroes...The Befuddler, Giant Girl, The Psycho, Sensor, and the Weatherman!
Post actions, y'all.
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Topic: Metamorphican Madness II: Turn 32 (Read 79143 times)