YEAH
GO FIND SOME CRIME
Prospects for crime being limited, you decide to shift the rubble. [5-1] You make your way out of the building. Yeah!
[5+2,4,4,6;7+1;5] You melt into a blob, with a weird bit of scaley, draconic snout. Your sense of smelling improves markedly, perhaps due to the snout.
Use unconsciousness as an excuse to heal.
[1] You bleed out some.
[5,5] You can’t see it, but...well, take warning.
"Well... That'in might work... But anyhow, I think this'in was caused by that thar scientist place, you know, the one you busted me outta. I'm thinkin' they put somethin' in me that's causin' me ta change all the time. Next moment, I might look like somethin' completely different soon if'in I don' stop them... I don' really know how to stop it." Rick tries to will himself to stop changing, if such a thing is possible. If not, he simply sighs and investigates his immediate surroundings. "Should'in we have a place to stay, I'm suppose'in... This might work."
”That’s...not good.”[4] You sort of will yourself to stay like this! As you don’t change, you hypothesize success.
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"Radical, bros! I can smash buildings and shit! Wack."
Attempt again to escape cage, since obviously the rubble damaged it enough to let me break free.
[1] “Ow ow ow! Why did I hit the sharp part?”
[6,1] Do you REALLY need more weaknesses? Okay, fine. You split into [1d3=2] two of yourself, one logical and one passionate. They’re both smaller and weaker.
Try to find an abnormally large bicycle, and lighten the cops should I see them.
[6-1] You notice what seems to be a Hagrid cosplayer pulling up on a giant motorcycle. [3+1,4] You break out of the van and knock the former owner off of the bike. Sweet!
[6] The world starts to warp in front of your eyes.
((Did i even have mental capabilities in the first place lol?))
Will harder! Will until the equivalent of my brain explodes! I will get the mode lock to disappear!
[2-1] Your mind fades farther.
"Actually, that's what I would say if I was a criminal. Which I most certainly am not. I am merely practicing for an acting class. I don't even know why I'm here, really. Look, pretty lights!"
Distract the people, secretary included, with pretty lights and slip out of the area.
[4] You successfully glow harder and bend your light dazzlingly. “Wait, I think I’ve heard--”
“Gottagobye!”
[3] You run out without your new mutations!
Lime, being under great stress instinctively start stalking in pirate!
"Argh! I'm in a great bit o' trouble 'ere!"
He then tries to explode all the bricks around him by touching them all!
You touch one and kasplode it. Bits of kasploded brick hit you. This might not be such a good idea...even if you avoid all the bits, what if you brought the whole thing down onto you?
[5] You feel a tingling in your eyes. You zoom in. Neat!
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Get out of rubble
You’re having trouble moving! [5-2] You manage to squirm a bit over to a slightly less pinning bit of rubble, although with some painful lacerations.
[5] Your brain is flooded with information about how well your body is doing. Pretty crappy, it turns out. Broken bones, cuts, stuff like that.
[3+1] You don’t feel worse than you did a moment ago, thank god.
..."Very well. Be the proceeding to of the extraction point in local forest surroundings. You will be the waiting of for our contact there."
"Very good."
Flipping the phone closed, Mr. Normal heads into the woods to search for the extraction point.
You vaguely wonder why the conversation was in broken English*, but decide that this is an unimportant detail.
[6-2] You figure out the way to the extraction point and start! [2] Nothing happens. Dull, but worth it.
[1] No new mutatink.
*I know you said it was a foreign language, but I decided this would be funnier than questioning why he couldn't speak his own language.
discover beer bottle in inventory, walk over to window and throw it at someone then run.
[5-1] You find a beer bottle and a red-stained handkerchief. You decide to throw them both! [3,2] You toss the beer bottle at a random chunk of wall but miss. It hits the ground and shatters. Meanwhile, the hankie floats to the ground. You pause to watch. Pretty!
[7] Wow, that’s almost completely useless. You hear a couple fewer voices, however.
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NPC Actions:
Emergency response teams start being sent to the building.
A policeman is dispatched to a rest stop.
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Joe Bridger (Remuthra)
Physical State:
-Elderly
-Switchable Armored Skin (plasticky)
-Disintegrating Touch (tires)
-No Nose
-Bristley Hair
-??
-Tired and Woozy
-Roots
-Enhanced Hearing
-No Normal Legs
--Head on One Remaining Leg
---Left Eye in Left Ear
---Leg on Head
---Scarlet Eyes
-Three Arms
--Right Arm has two legs growing off of it
-Thin Skin
-Weak Respiratory System
-Echolocation
-??
-Head Wounded
-Unconscious
Mental State:
-Dementia'd
-Psychometry
Inventory:
-Fedora
-Wraparound Shades
-Pink Bathrobe
--$50.00
--Notebook
--Falcon Treats
-Police Belt
--Taser
--Radio
--Handcuffs
--Pistol
---Bullets
-Falconing Glove
-Slippers
-City Map
-$0.25
Rick (Xanmyral)
Physical State:
-Overweight
-Emerald-colored Face
-Tingling
-Sonic Blasts
-Long Left Tentacle (~+25%)
-Glider membranes from tentacles
-Wormy Head, Body, Etc--No legs, dextrous worm-tentacles for arms, worm head
-Vibrating Spine
-Vermilion Feathers
Mental State:
-Annoyed
-Suddenly understands body language
-Something Moderately Useful
-Helpful Worm--Totem
-Can Control Water
Inventory:
-Jumpsuit (legs torn)
--Wallet
---IC
---$13.38
--7 Pennies, 2 Dimes
-Shoes
Xan(talos)
Physical State:
-Slight Malnourishment
-No sense of touch
-Secretes Numbing Slime
-Disease Immunity
-Regeneration
-Enhanced Balance
-Hemophilia
-Can turn into a (purple-bearded, dragon-snouted) dwarf
-Diffuse Circulation
-Amorphous
-Sensitive Draconic Snout
-??
-Cut Shin (partly healed)
-Bleeding Cut on Upper Arm
Mental State:
-Cultist
-Possession
-Knows a Ritual
-??
-Probably insane
Inventory:
-Broken Knife
-Filthy Bathrobe
--$100.00
-Sweatpants
--Wallet
---$2.48
Alexandra (Greenstarfanatic)
Physical State:
-
Short, Thin
-Farsighted
-9'7"
-Unstable Density
Mental State:
-Intelligent
-Magnetic Control
-??
-Lightening Ray (as in lowered density, not electricity)
-Ritual
-Tripping
Inventory:
-Glasses
-Labcoat
-Green Shirt
-Pants
--Wallet
---ID
---Driver's License
---$61.32
--$0.83
--Keys
-Shoes
-Giant Motorcycle
That Guy (superBLAST)
Physical State:
-Average
-Wounded Hand
-Shapeshifting (simplish items only)
-Super Strength
-Mode Lock: Chunk of Metal
-Caged!
Mental State:
-Psychotic
Inventory:
-Straightjacket
-Sweatpants, Matching
--$50.00
--Newspaper Clipping
The Pirate (borno)
Physical State:
-Short Round
-Slightly Ill
-Confusing Touch (if so desired, to anyone touching him)
-Kasplodey Touch
-Scopic Vision
Mental State:
-Thinks he's a pirate
-Likes Limes
-Fear Sense
Inventory:
-Cheap Tricorne
-Eyepatch
-Leather Jacket
-T-shirt
-Plastic Hook
-Jeans
--Wallet
---$52.25
-Boots
Thrak (Toaster)
Physical State:
-Bifurcated Spiritually
-
Gangly Skeletal
-Blank, Skull-like Head
-Angerpire
-No Smell or Taste
-Tough
-Frail from Skeletalness
-Slowed Something
-Can Teleport Objects Into Hand
-Super Strength!
-Mutating Quadrupally
-Bruised Not-A-Mouth
-Caged!
Mental State:
-Foolish
-Transhumanist
Inventory:
-Hoodie
--$50
-Lewd T-shirt
-Jeans
-Sneakers
Walther (Harry Baldman)
Physical State:
-Muscular
-Luminescent
-Water-Dependant
Mental State:
-Crazy
-Lightbender
-Annoyingly Telepathic
Inventory:
-Glasses
-Robes
--$50.15
--Parking Ticket ($50)
-Socks
-Sandals
Greg (Unholy_Pariah)
Physical State:
-Malnourished but Sated
-Filthy
Mental State:
-Transhumanist
-??
Inventory:
-Used Sweater
-Old T-Shirt
-Goodwill Sweat Pants
--"Found" Wallet
---Emptiness
-Beaten-up Boots
-Beer Bottle
-Empty Cookie Package
Mr. Normal (HugoLuman)
Physical State:
-Normal
-Not At All Suspicious
Mental State:
-Normal
-Not At All Suspicious
-Waves Crash Sometimes
-Dyslexic
Inventory:
-Clean gray hat
-Clean gray suit
--Cell Phone
--Absolutely a Fridge Magnet
--Nothing weird about this Stapler
--$50.00
-Bombless Shoes
William Snow (Persus13)
Physical State:
-Skinny
-Broken Bones
-Lacerations
Mental State:
-Reckless
-Great Spatial Sense
-Great Sense of Self
Inventory:
-Baseball Cap
-T-shirt, Dirty
-Jeans
--Driver's License
--$54.11
-Socks
-Sneakers
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Well then. I just remembered two things I’ve been meaning to say for a couple turns.
Firstly, the reason the spacing’s off has to do with the way Google Drive copy-pastes, as far as I can tell. It’s annoying and doesn’t want to be fixed, but it’s not a major issue.
Second, if you think the OP is looking different than it should...it probably is. I’ve been modifying the OP while working on the turn. Bwa ha ha.
Again, let me know if said OP is missing anything.
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Topic: Metamorphican Madness II: Turn 32 (Read 78759 times)