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[Iceblaster]

New update

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I got our kitchen area set up. along with getting a workbench set up. I have set up a barracks on the main floor, along with getting that bridge I've been meaning to set up, set up(As the water froze killing the Radigators that-in my test embark-scared away the ponies)I plan on extending out main area into the other side of the canyon... might even lock us up over there after a while and focus solely on conquering the caverns(Which I haven't found )I got a second farm plot set, along with an indoor refuse pile. We got some merchants and I quickly traded off useless things, along with a few pipbucks and a gasmask as It seems we have too many. I requested some synth reed seeds and some sweet pod seeds... and a few serrated disks(My main trap making weapon) I moved our trade depot inside to a room I designed for it(Yay boring rectangles) I plan on smoothing it out and engraving images of images of cheese sooner or later. I feel like I cheated... All the water froze before I could get my cistern and well set up and I used DFhack to get a small well up(1 tile of 7/7 water) until it unfroze, I am currently removing it... if it was considered cheating, I apoligize, it will not happen again. In other news, we apparently live in a flood plain as when the water unfroze at the beginning of spring, it flooded the southeastern section of the map... I don't know if thats good or bad... Also Good News everyone! I have a military set up of Cloud Plantstyle, Hill Vessel, and Tree Gladesafe... and only one of them is wearing combat armor(I swear I had 3 sets) but I am opening a second set so it doesn't matter much... Also Hill cut of a feral dogs rear left paw sending it two z-levels up... with a pitchfork(Poke it and throw it? *shrug*)Oh by the way, Lycaeon, your pony is in love with Ice... Good luck XD

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Story bit... None for this one

[Lycaeon]

> Oh by the way, Lycaeon, your pony is in love with Ice... Good luck XD
 

The military screen crash may still be happening, so quick-saving is advised.

[Iceblaster]

>>Oh by the way, Lycaeon, your pony is in love with Ice... Good luck XD
>

Love your reaction

>Military Crash may still be happening, so quick-saving is advised
I'll be sure to do that.

Also, story bit is coming soon, I'll update it with I have so far, but It is still in progress at the moment... sooo don't expect is to be perfect

[Iceblaster]

Before I begin, any requests for ponification and don't want one of the first 14, tell me what you have for preferences and I'll find a pony like it. Also I took a DF Therapist screencap, so ignore the clutteredness of it, along with extra screencaps, so there will be a few picture spoilers.

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I finally got the second section of the main floor set up, a theatre in the middle of dining room numero 2. I got some walls set up, along with a bakery set up(As I moved the dining room to a much bigger area) Also I took the liberty to illustrate the erm... bloodbath the very top floor is. Also 4 unnamed ponies buggered off and died(Never found the corpses, other than two who gave their lives to get the panic room and the regular well set up... I feel bad) Our migrant waves(3) rose us up from 14 to 52 then after those deaths... 48... so yeah... I got Ice set up as Overmare(Chief of security) with her knife and cloak with hood, plus a pipbuck for SATS. We got some balehounds and ghouls... our bighorners got them but one poor bighorner decided to bugger off the cliff and into the river(When I saved, it was still kicking)I got our military from 3-8... also we got the beginning of a tantrum spiral... that sooned died off as the only pony tantruming Is the operations director(Manager). We got some slavers and I was hoping to trade for some delicious helpful slaves, but a bug happened and they wouldn't finish unloading their goods, it wasn't me, I checked every minute(Im paranoid about forgetting to trade) We got a couple(5) thieves and Our military killed 2, and I officially recruited our bighorners into our armor as almost every one has one kill(?!). Somepony got in a mood and it made... a guitar... they will test the elf-equivalent drowning trap... cleansing the gene pool of incompetent ponies and replacing them with smart ones. Also somepony made a masterwork door(Of all things...*grumble*)If you see anything in the pics I didn't mention please tell me. Thanks.

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Spoiler: My first victim Muhahahahah (click to show/hide)

Spoiler: DF therapist (click to show/hide)

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21 Malachite 106
Hello Lemon~ I had a lovely time with a friend, maybe I can have some fun with you to~ Wha- No, I can handle this... I'm sober... trust me...*static fades in then out* Ice got a bit... drunk on beer after we got some cave wheat brewed... she gets very... social when drunk. Anyways, this is Lycaeon and like she said, me and her are dating, our progress at the moment? Booming, we have a settlement that rivals a large town, we have a bridge over to another mountain! How does that feel? It feels like we are complete badasses! Or thats an overstatement, but still... continuing on, we got a population spike and set up more farms so we don't starve... Luna I feel like if we locked ourselves up we would be self sufficient. Our little herd of chickens expanded and Ice thought that chick meat tasted good, I accept and love her, but eating meat... bleh. We got a well set up, along with a panic room as Ice is paranoid about steel rangers busting down our door. She does seem a bit paranoid about any armed forces... I never talked to her about it so I have no idea what she is mad ab-*static*Lemon... send anypony over here...*Hic* fun times will be had~*Hic then static fading in and out* Oh luna... why is it that this thing changes signal broadcast... Anyway... that is all that's important, keep the migrants coming. Lycaeon, out.

[gzoker]

It seems Apple is progressing nicely. What's up with my little pony, did he do anything interesting? I would like to see his bedroom sometimes, I'm curious about the engravings there.

[Iceblaster]

Your pony... is doing boring stuff, I'll get the Mintal facility Happy Stuff shop ready soon... though we did get a delicious Helpful slave because the traders decided to forget a slave and buggered off without it.

Also, this is the first fort I've had that's gotten this far, I'm suprised the steel rangers haven't atleast sent scouts

P.S.
The story bit for the update before this will be its own post, it will be a semi-project I'm working on to sum up this fort, and if I think its good enough, I'll put in on FiMfiction

[Iceblaster]

-snipped from the future-

[Iceblaster]

Sorry for not updating in a while, I have a long update incoming in a week so look forward to that.

[Iceblaster]

The big, long, hard... UPDATE!

You thought it was something else? Pervert. This update was brought to you by... Me, who else? Coca-cola also helped me make this by supplying sodas to stores for me to drink. This update was written when I was in a bad mood, ignore the swearing

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We have survived another year.

We have breached the caverns after... 1..2... years Now give us another 4 and we just might breach the magma sea terrible jokes aside, it seems to be fairly calm at the moment. I will be setting up a 1 tile hallway that goes in a long needlessly pointless dwarfy hallway with traps all along it so we can put those barbed wires and such in weapon traps so we can have a hallway... OF DOOM!

WHADDAYA FUCKING KNOW WE ARE CANDIDATES FOR FUCKING PINK CLOUD! That totally screws up my entire fucking plan to clear cut the forest down there... also some Pegasus Reaver is beating on a Yao Guai, I didn't get a screencap of that though because I'm sure you wanted to know about that fuckin' mess

Somepony gets a mood and what do they make? A FUCKING BUCKET! Why! Why can't they make something useful like a door or something because we have atleast TWENTY masterwork doors, why not get us an artifact door! I should just name this fort Fallout:Equestria Apple-WE GOT FUCKING DOORS

We begin our colonization of the caverns by walling part of it off for reasons. There is high salvage so I should be able to get more stuff from the caverns... though I need to get better military before I begin exploring the caverns in better detail.

We begin mining out large rooms for stone and the mining part of the mining colony. For now, it will just be large rooms but later it will be bigger rooms and maybe even the entire area done in one designation.

I end up pulling the lever to shut the gates at least thrice to keep a bunch of ghouls out as the military drag their asses on the ground whenever they suit up so its better to shut the gate than to lose the whole fucking base to a couple o' ghouls.

FUCK FUCK FUCK! We got to another level of the fucking caverns and a bunch of fucking ghouls charged us! I had to abandon my project and we lost two fucking ponies and Ice was nearly killed! FUCK!

Yay happyness, we have a baby boom with Miss Morning Martyr has one first. I hope we don't need poni childcare... I'm not that brutal.

Our Protectapony with a heart of native gold DIED TO A FUCKING KICK TO THE FACE! WHO THE FUCK LEFT IT OUT! I'm glad we fuckin' murdered that ghoul that killed it... we will eat its heart then throw it up onto its corpse!

We caught a ghoul, REVENGE AHOY Also... a Unicorn ghoul snuck in and killed some random Earth mud Pony

Somepony left something in the diner and it got rotten! Why would anypony leave a fucking bighorner kid corpse on the fuckin' table!

We have enough ponies for an overstallion which I quickly renamed Public Relations Officer as I think Ice as the Overmare is good enough.

That should be it. Stable overview below.

Spoiler: Pictures(In order of paragraph mentioned) (click to show/hide)

Goodnight and see you guys/gals next time

[Amorack]

Haha, you apparently kidding about the doors. So does every bedroom have a masterwork door on it? And I absolutely love how the fort looks, built into that cliff. Has my pony done anything interesting lately?

[Iceblaster]

Haha, you apparently kidding about the doors. So does every bedroom have a masterwork door on it? And I absolutely love how the fort looks, built into that cliff. Has my pony done anything interesting lately?

Hmmm... Being a customs chief you don't have much to do...though I think I left some skills on, but nothing of interest. If you want a job change, I will comply.

[Amorack]

Do we have any siege weapons?

[Iceblaster]

Do we have any siege weapons?

No, I don't believe in siege weapons. They are for Elves/Raiders who are to afraid to run up to a blood and vomit encrusted Dwarf/Pony.

[Amorack]

Alright then, could you make him a mechanic?

[Iceblaster]

Alright then, could you make him a mechanic?

Sure, no problem. Anything else or is that it?

Gunsmithing? Chemistry? Testing the magma- I mean Crossbow making?