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[WillowLuman]

We prefer YASD

[99Hedgehog]

YASD?

[WillowLuman]

Yet Another Stupid Death

from back in the days of roguelikes.

[Urist MacNoob]

Less than an hour after drinking of my enemies' blood to quench my dehydration, I set out to find water.

I found it and tried to fill my canteen. I succeeded, getting a much-needed drink and then killing a coyote(and, as customary, drinking of it's blood). Then I set out to slay the were-beast that terrorized the lands, sure of my success as the sun rose--

Armok curse it I fell into the river, off a waterfall and drowned.

[99Hedgehog]

Yet Another Stupid Death

from back in the days of roguelikes.

It all makes sense...

[Anjovi]

Not terribly interesting, but after finishing my character's first quest (slayed vampire) and building up some local renown I decided I'd take my 2 adventure buddies and try out some bandits.

I make it to the camp and didn't think to sneak, walk up a slope and get a cannon ball to my ankle which shatters it *Lost ability to walk* so I decide to crawl away back to the last town I left from then crawl all the way back to her hometown and retire..

I'm hoping of meeting her with a future player....also wanted to see what the lore for her looked like in legends mode.

[WillowLuman]

cannon ball?

[duckman]

Every time one of my adventurers joints has been shattered, I always died from the dozens of enemies that could now catch up to me.

But from my experience of twisting werebeasts into pretzels while they are in human/dwarf/other form, I figured joints would recover since leaving the peasant alive and waiting one hour results in all their joints being yellow and them walking around again just fine.

[branmuffincat]

i had a pretty good guy who dealt with many dragons about 7 or 8 pretty much on my own companions were hard to have because they kept drowning in rivers. one day after returning from yet another dragon with my one buddy i got ambushed by giant dingos and they ate my foot and the other guy before i killed them all. bogeymen finished me off while i crawled around in vain trying to kite

[Anjovi]

cannon ball?

aarrrg! I forgot to mention that I was using the Master Works mod.
Could of swore I had that....at any rate....

[gigaraptor487]

a while ago i was swarmed by a large amount of doe rabbits, one biting into my throat and i bled out on the floor with the others nibbling my legs and everything else. I thought this was a bug so i tested it again in the object arena on an elephant, the elephant was asphixiated by around 30 rabbits hanging from the elephants neck. I was like OMG at the time.

[Nathail]

Pushed in the head by a giant slug. I didn't have a helmet.

[Ihlosi]

Skull kicked through brain by an ostrich. Should have known better than trying to wrestle one. 

[Deepblade]

I had this one adventurer who had a sweet kill list, fully armored in iron or better, and was a necromancer with an army with hydras, ettins, giants, and a dragon. While trying to reach the edge of the world I encounter a army of Kobolds. my Zombies set to work, but their numbers and arrows prove more then capable of overcoming my zombie horde and eventually rendered me unconscious.

A neat survival story though is I jumped off a cliff over a river, cause I was feeling lazy and didn't realize how far it would be. At the time I didn't know that falling onto water could be fatal. I watch myself plummet down, down, down only to see myself land on a freaking Otter. The otter breaks many bones and is instantly killed, I however receive almost no injuries, as I was in full plate, and swim on to kill his other otter brothers.

[WillowLuman]

I unexpectantly transformed into a weregoanna (did not know I was infected) in the middle of a market, instantly causing a boning knife to be lodged in my cranium before I could react.