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Author Topic: Most Pathetic or Ridiculous Death Experienced?  (Read 45132 times)

Someone1214

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Re: Most Pathetic or Ridiculous Death Experienced?
« Reply #60 on: April 02, 2013, 07:17:58 pm »

I was once playing a game, and I went into the catacombs for equipment, but I found a crossbowman there. He shot me, but I managed to escape, recover, and come back. So there I am, walking through the doorway, wanting revenge. The second I go through the doorway, the crossbowman shoots me in the head. One hit kill.
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Re: Most Pathetic or Ridiculous Death Experienced?
« Reply #61 on: April 03, 2013, 03:40:21 pm »

Going around slaying cutebolds, in there cavern, Get mobbed by Dire-wolfs, Jesus: There like wolfs except bigger and aim at the neck twice as often
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Re: Most Pathetic or Ridiculous Death Experienced?
« Reply #62 on: April 04, 2013, 03:44:52 pm »

I dealt a pretty great finishing blow. Quite pathetic for the NPC.
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Re: Most Pathetic or Ridiculous Death Experienced?
« Reply #63 on: April 05, 2013, 01:26:29 am »

GEM KILL!
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Re: Most Pathetic or Ridiculous Death Experienced?
« Reply #64 on: April 05, 2013, 04:52:09 am »

Marched in as a custom Adventurer Race (yay planeswalkers) with Grand Master dodging to a camp.

Wrestled axeman for an axe to wield.

WITHOUT GIVING ME A FUCKING TURN, THE AXEMAN HACKS ME IN THE UPPER [DIRECTIONAL] ARM WITH A SILLY ARMAMENT, AND MY SEVERED PART SAILS AWAY. AND WITHOUT GIVING ME ANOTHER TURN TO REACT, AXEMAN HACKS AND SLASHES ALL OF MY EVERYTHING UNTIL MY HEAD GETS HACKED BY HIS DAMNABLE AXE.
*You have been struck down.*
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Re: Most Pathetic or Ridiculous Death Experienced?
« Reply #65 on: April 05, 2013, 04:29:54 pm »

Marched in as a custom Adventurer Race (yay planeswalkers) with Grand Master dodging to a camp.

Wrestled axeman for an axe to wield.

WITHOUT GIVING ME A FUCKING TURN, THE AXEMAN HACKS ME IN THE UPPER [DIRECTIONAL] ARM WITH A SILLY ARMAMENT, AND MY SEVERED PART SAILS AWAY. AND WITHOUT GIVING ME ANOTHER TURN TO REACT, AXEMAN HACKS AND SLASHES ALL OF MY EVERYTHING UNTIL MY HEAD GETS HACKED BY HIS DAMNABLE AXE.
*You have been struck down.*
Slice, slice, slice, aaannd... MAN-BACON.
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Re: Most Pathetic or Ridiculous Death Experienced?
« Reply #66 on: April 05, 2013, 07:12:20 pm »

So I was ambushed by a few bandits. Sure, whatever. I chop one in the leg and he falls over. Weird thing is though, the very next turn he grabs me by the third left finger with his lower arm and will not let go. I spend five turns trying to get away from this guy to no avail. I check his status screen to make sure it's the guy I chopped, and sure enough it is. I keep trying to punch him out right until his crossbow buddy shoots me dead. I like to imagine that he was a karate master who paralyzed my ki or something.
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Re: Most Pathetic or Ridiculous Death Experienced?
« Reply #67 on: April 05, 2013, 07:21:30 pm »

I was busy armoring myself with stuff from the castle, when I accidentally walk right into an enemy swordsman. I chop him in the body with my autoattack, then he proceeds to beat me to death with his scimitar by shattering every bone in my body through my multiple layers of bronze armor. I would have used my iron battleaxe to chop his arm off, but I didin't see him amid the myriad skeletons strewn about.

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Re: Most Pathetic or Ridiculous Death Experienced?
« Reply #68 on: April 07, 2013, 07:39:30 am »

After accidentally attacking tame animals, a peasant stabbed me in the back of my head with a fork.

In another game I had some companions. One of them went somewhere, I runned after him then got kicked in the head by an angry camel. WTF
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Re: Most Pathetic or Ridiculous Death Experienced?
« Reply #69 on: April 07, 2013, 11:53:08 am »

I downloaded someone's save from the DFFD, at random, and played to go find an abandoned fort. I pull a lever, and a dead dog falls on me, severing my spine.
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Re: Most Pathetic or Ridiculous Death Experienced?
« Reply #70 on: April 09, 2013, 02:04:03 am »

spawned dead center in the middle of the ocean. No points in swimming. Drowned 5 steps later
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Re: Most Pathetic or Ridiculous Death Experienced?
« Reply #71 on: April 09, 2013, 02:54:27 am »

Walked into a horse that I didn't see, got kicked in the toe, knocked backwards into a 1 square pool of water, drowned.

Prior to that I'd just strangled a cyclops to death.
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Re: Most Pathetic or Ridiculous Death Experienced?
« Reply #72 on: April 09, 2013, 02:23:51 pm »

spawned dead center in the middle of the ocean. No points in swimming. Drowned 5 steps later
How did that happen?
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Re: Most Pathetic or Ridiculous Death Experienced?
« Reply #73 on: April 10, 2013, 07:46:11 am »

my strongest adventurer so far: a goblin wereelephant necromancer with supergoblin strength, agility, toughness, willpower, spatial sense, analytical ability, and high endurance. And legendary in all defensive skills, as well as fighter, wrestler and swordsman, and great in most other weapon skills.

died tragically while raiding a dwarven hamlet when one of the farmers who happened to have a crossbow, managed to get a bolt in from behind and chip her spine. My goblin proceeded to die from suffocation because she wasnt a vampire and still needed air, while the dozens of dwarves over-exerted themselves trying to beat down full steel armor (that i looted from various dwarven tombs, fortress, and bandit camps).

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oh, and dont ask me why i didnt go crazy using my necromancer powers to raise a army when they downed me; i guess it was partially because i didnt think about it, and partially because i kinda just gave in to death when i knew i would suffocate eventually anyway.

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Re: Most Pathetic or Ridiculous Death Experienced?
« Reply #74 on: April 10, 2013, 09:12:14 am »

Get my nose ripped off by a werepig. The werepig proceeds to shove my nose back into my face.
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