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[GreatWyrmGold]

You are a world champion at playing a guitar and breaking it down.

[2,6] You're no good at guitar, possibly because of those giant claws. As I'm not sure what you mean by "breaking it down" and you got an Overshot, you're good at breaking down.

You are being pursued by the trans-dimensional trans-tastic policeforce, seeking to eliminate such a strange creature.

Trans-tastic?
[2] And no. You're too well-hidden, or such a thing doesn't exist.

[Chink]

You are a chess grandmaster.

[GreatWyrmGold]

You are a chess grandmaster.

[1] No, you're pretty bad. You always forget how the little horse-shaped ones move, for starters.

[borno]

Become ALCOHOLIC.

[Harry Baldman]

You have a friend in a nearby Siberian village. His name is Boris Mulpinski, and he is the mightiest lumberjack of the East. You occasionally help him with his deforestation in return for company. He is good at playing the guitar, unlike you, and you enjoy listening to his compositions.

[scapheap]

You can fly really good.

[Errol]

You run on alcohol.

[Remuthra]

You come from a different dimension

[GreatWyrmGold]

Become ALCOHOLIC.

[1] Nope, you've sworn off the stuff. Not that you're sure HOW you would drink it...

You have a friend in a nearby Siberian village. His name is Boris Mulpinski, and he is the mightiest lumberjack of the East. You occasionally help him with his deforestation in return for company. He is good at playing the guitar, unlike you, and you enjoy listening to his compositions.

[5] Yup. Your best friend, Boris Mulpinski, is indeed a guitar-playing Russian Paul Bunyan, without the giantness or big blue bull.

You can fly really good.

[3] You're fairly skilled at flying.

You run on alcohol.

[5] You do. This doesn't count as drinking it by your reckoning.

You come from a different dimension

[4-1] While you yourself aren't from a different dimension, your creator was.

[Harry Baldman]

Your creator's name is Biff McGraw, and he is a kindly transdimensional wizard with a penchant for magical technology and tinkering. Though he is long gone from this dimension, he still visits you in your dreams, looking as young as he was when he made you. Or so you think, at least.

[CognitiveDissonance]

You have a great Siberian Husky as a dear and beloved pet, and his name is Vladimir

[Xanmyral]

Being made of clockwork, you need constant tune-ups, but don't have anyone to fix you up nearby. It isn't a problem now, but it will be a rather serious one in a few years.

[Chink]

You are skilled writer, and have published many popular books under a fake name.

[Remuthra]

Your breath can change things like SCP-914.

[GreatWyrmGold]

Your creator's name is Biff McGraw, and he is a kindly transdimensional wizard with a penchant for magical technology and tinkering. Though he is long gone from this dimension, he still visits you in your dreams, looking as young as he was when he made you. Or so you think, at least.

[6] ...Yes, that is true.

You have a great Siberian Husky as a dear and beloved pet, and his name is Vladimir

[4] You sure do.

Being made of clockwork, you need constant tune-ups, but don't have anyone to fix you up nearby. It isn't a problem now, but it will be a rather serious one in a few years.

[5] It's your greatest concern.

You are skilled writer, and have published many popular books under a fake name.

[5,5] You are renowned worldwide for your writing skill under the name Nikolai Gogol.

Your breath can change things like SCP-914.

[5] Indeed, you have a breath "weapon" which causes transformations. This effect is caused by "exhaust" from the magic which helps power you; with concentration and preparation, it can sort of be controlled.