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[GreatWyrmGold]

What are you?

Spoiler: You are... (click to show/hide)

Named Sam
Currently Female
Human
English

Archenemy: Annie Lake, Neo-Nazi "historical revisionist" (literally!) who works with your firstborn's clone
Colleagues with Nikoli Tesla
Family tree may be circular (with possible branches)
Had a child with self, who had a child with self, who...Child was cloned and has will saved you
Has met many other time travellers, and adventured with one of many alleged Doctors
Hates Cats
Met Douglass Adams (Arthur Dent delusion)
Pet Therizenosaurus (Bob) who likes company
Someone cloned your child; clone is is pretty dark and would likely be willing to see the world burn to spite you. S/he is also quite competant. Despite his/her hatred of you , you meet for tea periodically.
Visits mother frequently

Great Inventor
Skilled Swordsman
Skilled Spearman
Skilled Atlatler
Dabbling Guitar Player
Terrible Drummer

Almost died in fires a couple times
Got imprisoned for blasphemy in the Dark Ages
Has a collection of top hats in Lewis Carroll's house
Has a doll collection in the Great Pyramid of Giza, 1996-7
Has an epic knife collection hidden in time and space
Has a propane and propane grill collection stored in the White House foundation 1797-1812
May have killed self two or three times
Often badgers self to help (including a 5,000-self invasion)
Once a female Viking captain
Once was dirt-poor, before all this time travel nonsense

Inventor:
Invented a time machine
--Brass Pocketwatch with dials for year, day, and hour; picture of fiancee inside
--Among other functions, it can stop time...with unpredictable results
--Time seems to be pretty stable, if possibly cyclical
--Causes gender shifts when travelling through time
With Tesla, invented a giant needle thing which draws power from space/upper atmosphere
Wood Chip Shotgun
--Turns chunks of wood into projectiles

Forgets year frequently

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Previous Characters:

Spoiler: Mot, Magical Gold-Clockwork Dragon (click to show/hide)

Golden Clockwork Greater Dragon
Run on Magic and Alcohol
Freezes up in sufficient chill
Female
Siberian
Breath Weapons: Pretty Strong Ice Breath, Semi-Controllable Transmutive Exhaust
Fourth to on front left foot stolen

Made by Biff McGraw, an American wizard/tinker from a different dimension who has returned home, leaving you behind
Amicable relationship with Egroeg, her feminine evil twin sister made of iron (who can morph into a shape like a human female)
Best friends with and named by a nearby Siberian awesome lumberjack who plays the guitar well. In his village, many in power, consider you an evil abomination.
Pet: Vladmir, large Siberian husky

Dislikes fighting, especially street fighting
Doesn't "get" music
Highly unfeminine
Loves reading
Slowly breaking down due to lack of maintenance, Worried about it
Teetotaller
Tomboy

Excellent, Renowned Writer (pen name: Nikolai Gogol)
Fairly good at flying
Knowledgeable of but somehow Poor at fighting
Knows some spells, and casts them well, but tends to go out of control
No good at guitar
Terrible at chess
Unskilled with technology
Speaks only very broken Russian and English
Horrible singer

Very poorly traveled

[Dermonster]

Glitch.

[scapheap]

Female

[GreatWyrmGold]

Glitch.

[2] No. You may want to be more specific in the future.

Female

[3] You are a tomboy.

[anailater]

Take away Boy, become a TOM.

[scapheap]

A warrior.

[Dermonster]

Try again.

[AKingsQuest]

All things.

[Errol]

Street fighter (fightress).

[TopHat]

A posting to watch note.

[GreatWyrmGold]

Take away Boy, become a TOM.

[1] You are more boyish, and named Mot.

A warrior.

[3] You know how to fight but prefer not to.

Street fighter (fightress).

[1] You wouldn't ever CONSIDER street fighting, that's for sure. You're not actually that good at fighting, come to think of it...

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Wow, the dice don't like you tonight.

[Chink]

Become dragon.

[Dermonster]

Become female clockwork dragon.

[Krath]

A wizard.

[Tiruin]

Not a misogynist >.>