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[alamoes]

You are the ghoul.  You are being attacked by the vampires.  You must deliver the package.  They continue to punch you, but it does nothing.  One pulls out a gun.  You continue up the street slowly.  Do you try anything else?

[scapheap]

Rip up a lamppost and throw it behind you at the gun vamp, not even looking behind you like a badass.

[alamoes]

The vampire shoots you.  The bullets pass right through you.  In response to this, you rip up a lamppost and hurl it at him.  Of course he mearly steps out of the way, but it made him rethink shooting you. 

[scapheap]

Carry on walking.

[alamoes]

You continue slowly walking.  They continue punching you at light speed.  A man watches from far away, and draws out his cellphone to videotape. 

[Remuthra]

Sing the national anthem.

[scapheap]

Yawn in a way that one of the vamp run into your fist.

[GreatWyrmGold]

Sing the national anthem.

Why not? Oh yeah, the vampire punching you.

Yawn in a way that one of the vamp run into your fist.

Something like this, but more likely to work.

[Remuthra]

Sing the national anthem.

Why not? Oh yeah, the vampire punching you.

We're on Youtube, we've got to play this up. And we apparently are immune to vampiric bludgeoning.

[alamoes]

You yawn.  The vampire stops at less than a milimeter from your fist.  You continue walking.  You are finally almost around the corner.  The people who have the package really don't need it on time do they?  Us gouls are the slowest of the slow; we have an inability to run.  Most mortals are faster.  You round the corner.  You eventually get to your destination.  Here is your package sir.  He trades for some of the most rotten flesh you have ever seen.  You consume it without prejudice.  It tasted old.  You wouldn't know, your taste buds have rotted out.  Your body is already disassembling it and incorporating the cells into your own, thus prolonging your life, and staving off the dreaded rot.  The man you gave the package says there's someone waiting for us in the sewers.  Seeing that the package has left your hands the vampires are his problem now. 

[GreatWyrmGold]

Head to the sewers?

[kahn1234]

head to the sewers and look for anyone or anything that is interesting.

[scapheap]

Sure, not like we got better things to do. To the sewers!

[GreatWyrmGold]

Not like this could go horribly wrong.

[alamoes]

You pick up a manhole and enter the sewer.  You drop with a plunk.  You would be drowning, but you don't need to breath.  It is hard to see.  You continue to explore the sewers.