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Author Topic: Rise of the Marketlings  (Read 2162 times)

McMagma

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Re: Rise of the Marketlings
« Reply #15 on: March 14, 2013, 07:00:59 pm »

Can i get in?
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« Reply #16 on: March 14, 2013, 07:04:18 pm »

 Sure McMagma!

 So, you guys wanna start now, with a character called Fritz in the Appliances section?
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Re: Rise of the Marketlings
« Reply #17 on: March 14, 2013, 07:05:55 pm »

sound good.
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Re: Rise of the Marketlings
« Reply #18 on: March 14, 2013, 07:13:23 pm »

Yes
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Re: Rise of the Marketlings
« Reply #19 on: March 14, 2013, 07:16:36 pm »

Oh hell yeah.

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« Reply #20 on: March 14, 2013, 07:52:10 pm »

 Alright, let's start.

 You are in shackles. On both your sides are two four-armed, muscular guards, wearing nothing but loincloths, war-paint and wielding two large butcher knives. You are led into a large shelf-hall housing nearly a hundred Marketlings. They jeer and jest at your approach. In a large throne sits your uncle, the new king, and next to him your mother.

 "Prince Fritz, slayer of King Burger, I accuse you of treason and murder!" , says King Popsicle."and what say you, fair people?"

 "Death! Death!"

   Then, your mother stands, and addresses the people, "Citizens! Death is too painless for this scoundrel! I say we exile him to the most vile pits of the appliance section!" Your mother turns and winks at you while the crowd cheers.

 "Then so be it. Prince Fritz, I banish you to the Appliance section! With you I send 3 guards and your guardian, Protein, who volunteered to join. Now, begone!", orders the King.

  As you are escorted to your trolley cart, you see two slaves fixing the wheels on your cart. They are poorly fed and hate the king.

 "Come with me, stow away in the cereal box. Be free from the accursed king!", you tell them, which puts a smile on their faces and they scurry into the cereal box.

 Your cart, containing you, Protein, the slaves and guards are pushed away into the appliance section and you are forced to survive.

 Around you are thousands of electronics, like TV's, laptops, toasters, etc. To your west is the Veggies section and to your east is the Meats Section. To the south is the Dairy section and to the North is the exit, where beyond its gates are untold stories of massive monsters.

 Your men depend on you Fritz, what will you do?


 Basically, you'll need food. Marketlings don't eat much, but vermin do, and there are a lot of vermin. The TV's are always on, you can send people to learn language and learn how to use appliances.
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Re: Rise of the Marketlings
« Reply #21 on: March 14, 2013, 08:10:37 pm »

Lets go hunting for vermin first, maybe try finding some mice (more docile).

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Re: Rise of the Marketlings
« Reply #22 on: March 14, 2013, 08:16:37 pm »

(No! The humans have seen through my disguise! Quick brothers, disguise yourselves! I knew I shouldn't have used a self-portrait as a profile picture...)

 I'll post the action post after a few more people post their actions.
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Re: Rise of the Marketlings
« Reply #23 on: March 14, 2013, 08:18:34 pm »

So do we each control a different marketling?
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« Reply #24 on: March 14, 2013, 08:19:51 pm »

Lets just grab some veggies right now. Maybe we can have tame mice later.
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Re: Rise of the Marketlings
« Reply #25 on: March 14, 2013, 08:24:58 pm »

And i have a question is the "humans" normal size humans and the "vermin"  normal sized vermin or they are like mutant because the infested crops and stuff?
« Last Edit: March 14, 2013, 08:43:44 pm by McMagma »
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Re: Rise of the Marketlings
« Reply #26 on: March 14, 2013, 08:25:12 pm »

Lets just grab some veggies right now. Maybe we can have tame mice later.

Tame mice? TAME MICE? I WANT FUCKING RIDABLE BATTLE MICE!

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Re: Rise of the Marketlings
« Reply #27 on: March 14, 2013, 08:27:52 pm »

Lets just grab some veggies right now. Maybe we can have tame mice later.

Tame mice? TAME MICE? I WANT FUCKING RIDABLE BATTLE MICE!
Ah they are mutants :P
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« Reply #28 on: March 14, 2013, 08:29:36 pm »

 No, javierpwn. You all control Fritz and you tell him to tell the others what to do.

 The humans are normal size and the vermin are large and eat twice as much. Also, they have a pack mentality.
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Re: Rise of the Marketlings
« Reply #29 on: March 14, 2013, 08:31:02 pm »

Ok then!
Send the Slaves to learn the Languages of the Knowledgeable, the Ancient, the Giant(Watch TV)
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