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[Spinal_Taper]

Find market stalls. Inspect goods.

((Awaiting canteloupe/melons joke.))

[ragnarok97071]

Apply adhesive to papers while I wait, and draw up necessary papers for a Copyright Infringement Lawsuit, just in case.

Belay that.

[piecewise]

Map updated

[ragnarok97071]

Use Bureaucracy Powers to requisition a labelled map of the area professionally translated to a language we can all read.

[Kriellya]

Map updated

(( I was mostly joking, but thanks PW

The 'which way is up' palace label was the only one in particular I wanted, though I guessed by the fact that the otherwise circular route had an offshoot that went off the map ))

[Lenglon]

Map updated

((is the red dot on the left side the same color as the marked route but standalone instead of connected, about halfway up that side, supposed to be there?))
((I'd thought it was where we were at first, but that was clearly wrong))

[GreatWyrmGold]

Keep playing and comparing to HMRC games until someone tells me to do something different.

[piecewise]

"I'd better follow the guys who went into town. They might need... support."

Dance as quickly as possible after May and Xan, join the patrol.

You dance down the stairs like you've got saturday night fever and chase down May and Xan.

(( Yay for completely unlabelled maps! Troll.

I also don't see this mysterious red circle... ah well, not my problem yet.))

Awesome, thanks Faith.

Study the phrase book, poke around the scout eye controller for something related to those legs

The phrase book contains many short, simple phrases translated into the native language. You particularly like the one about "I do not know what this sex worker is talking about." and "Thats not mine, I'm just holding it for a friend."

[aux:4+1]

You find the internal switches to activate the legs and minutes later you got the thing skittering around like a cyclopean Isopod.

Patrol and stuff. Look for criminal scum.
Criminal scum that's not anyone in the HMRC.

Find market stalls. Inspect goods.

Xan and May continue down the path until they come to where the first bannered buildings begin. The first building is a stall, closed and unmarked. Second, a strange round sort of building, selling tools, it looks like. Simple ones, nails, hammers, saws, shears, home repair stuff. Xan and May roll up to the counter and lean on it.

"How ya doing?"

"Selling tools of insurrection?"

"Weapons of mass construction."

"Check the goods?"

"Check the goods."

May hops the counter and grabs the man working the stall by the goods. She gives them a squeeze and he makes a frightened squeaking noise. May brings her face right next to the shopkeep's.

"Got a license for this stuff?"

Use Bureaucracy Powers to requisition a labelled map of the area professionally translated to a language we can all read.

How ya wanna go about that? Got a contact here, perhaps? Someone you can ask?

Map updated

((is the red dot on the left side the same color as the marked route but standalone instead of connected, about halfway up that side, supposed to be there?))
((I'd thought it was where we were at first, but that was clearly wrong))

Removed that dot. The marker is the big red one. Next to the '1'

Keep playing and comparing to HMRC games until someone tells me to do something different.

Turkey puncher is pretty good, if you're into Fowl play. There's Polybius...but you're not sure you want to play it. It looks a bit spooky.

[ragnarok97071]

Go and try to find a guy I met at one of the secret society of Bureaucrats meeting where we discuss how to better fuck over people who aren't bureaucrats. Then requisition a labelled map in a language blah blah blah.

[Kriellya]

Go and try to find a guy I met at one of the secret society of Bureaucrats meeting where we discuss how to better fuck over people who aren't bureaucrats. Then requisition a labelled map in a language blah blah blah.

(( If you get this to work, I will laugh so hard. And then I will wait patiently for PW to . ))

Awesome. That should make it much less likely to fly into a wall and explode. Now to find somewhere to hide it...

Scout around for a way up onto the wall, try and find a good vantage point

[Empiricist]

"Does anyone know where I can get more uniforms?"

[Lenglon]

Map updated

((is the red dot on the left side the same color as the marked route but standalone instead of connected, about halfway up that side, supposed to be there?))
((I'd thought it was where we were at first, but that was clearly wrong))

Removed that dot. The marker is the big red one. Next to the '1'

Spoiler: Nope (click to show/hide)

((it's still there))

[Thearpox]

((Can somebody explain to me what the thread title means?))

[Kriellya]

(( Perhaps in reference to the police SVU? ))

[Lenglon]

((Can somebody explain to me what the thread title means?))

((Ask and ye shall receive.))