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[Caellath]

((Also, can my monoblade be a swordcane? ))

((Equipment is all standardized unless you modify it or ask for someone to get it done, and that costs tokens.))

[ragnarok97071]

((Also, can my monoblade be a swordcane? ))

((Equipment is all standardized unless you modify it or ask for someone to get it done, and that costs tokens.))

((Figured I'd ask since it's pretty much purely cosmetic, just making sure. Maybe later ))

[IronyOwl]

((I know it's minor, but now we can also include copyright infrigment to the list of crimes committed by the HMRC. Damn commies, sharing everything...))

((Nice to know Comrade Devil is always there for me, just like Carpool Hitler.))

((Figured I'd ask since it's pretty much purely cosmetic, just making sure. Maybe later ))

((They've got a shocking apathy for proper fashion and sufficient awesome down at the HMRC.

Possibly because everyone keeps dying anyway.))

"You're a robot? Have you always been a robot? What was it like, growing up as a robot? Did you go to normal schools? Were there special robot-schools? Were you manufactured with all the knowledge you'd need? Can you love? Why were you sent to the HMRC? Did you do something bad and no one wanted to disassemble you because your manufacturer was the mayor of the planet? What does it feel like to be powered off? Can you be disassembled? Can you feel pain? Can you play kickball with your head? Have you ever tried? Do you want to try? I can play kickball. I've never tried it with someone's head, though."

"Maybe you should go play video games, dear."

[ragnarok97071]

((I know it's minor, but now we can also include copyright infrigment to the list of crimes committed by the HMRC. Damn commies, sharing everything...))

((Nice to know Comrade Devil is always there for me, just like Carpool Hitler.))

...

Shit. I missed some paperwork.

Fill out something to deal with the copyright infringement, too.

[GreatWyrmGold]

"...Okay..."

Develop suspicions about Ms. Faith. Go play video games.

[Xantalos]

"...Okay..."

Develop suspicions about Ms. Faith. Go play video games.

((You're inviting intuition rolls.))

[GreatWyrmGold]

"...Okay..."

Develop suspicions about Ms. Faith. Go play video games.

((You're inviting intuition rolls.))

((Yes.
Yes I am.))

[Xantalos]

"...Okay..."

Develop suspicions about Ms. Faith. Go play video games.

((You're inviting intuition rolls.))

((Yes.
Yes I am.))

((Everyone prepare for Dan Browning.))

[GreatWyrmGold]

"...Okay..."

Develop suspicions about Ms. Faith. Go play video games.

((You're inviting intuition rolls.))

((Yes.
Yes I am.))

((Everyone prepare for Dan Browning.))

((Which part?))

[piecewise]

... Belay the cleaning supplies. Show off.

Look at the map Faith just sent out!

(( Must have map!!!! XD ))

Stacy's tap dancing grows more feverish as he receives the map, immediately going ahead with the checking of maps.

"Ooh, baby! Mappety map!"

Check the map. Be excited.

Map

Excellent! You shall live this day.

Go to the banners!

Look at map, use it to go to the marketplace.

Your location has been updated on the map as a red circle.

May and Xan wander down the stairs toward the township and into it's outskirts. The buildings here are...quaint at best. Most of them are in some degree of disrepair and are constructed out of bare wood with open windows. You catch a face peeking out of those windows every now and again as you wind your way through the loosely cobbled street.

Calm down, Fey. You'll be fine.

I'll take care of everything.

"You can get the phrasebook when I'm done transcribing it. I'm using my eyes to take pictures of it and send them to everyone, so anyone can access pictures of the book instead of needing the physical copy.

I am... technically a robot, yes. It's complicated. There's only one phrasebook so far, but there'll be as many copies as we like when I'm done. The map is available now, you should be able to access it right where you are. Yes, the map lists where the patrol route is. I don't know if that guy's following it or not."

Continue transcribing phrasebook.

You finish copying the phrasebook and send it out for all to use.

Oh, good. That was good.

now then, now that the issue of the paperwork is done, hustle on out nice and relaxed-like, heading off to the meeting while applying adhesive to the back of the apologies. This will be relevant later.

((Also, can my monoblade be a swordcane? ))

It would be a very large, weird looking cane.

You take your paperwork and head off to meet with feyri. Or was it faith? Hm...You go stand between them in order to minimize potential risk and/or outrage.

"...Okay..."

Develop suspicions about Ms. Faith. Go play video games.

[intuition: 3-1]
You skip over to the video games and engage in a vigorous game of "turkey puncher" without a care or suspicion in the world.

You poor, naive bastard

[Harry Baldman]

"I'd better follow the guys who went into town. They might need... support."

Dance as quickly as possible after May and Xan, join the patrol.

[Kriellya]

(( Yay for completely unlabelled maps! Troll.

I also don't see this mysterious red circle... ah well, not my problem yet.))

Awesome, thanks Faith.

Study the phrase book, poke around the scout eye controller for something related to those legs

[Lenglon]

(( Yay for completely unlabelled maps! Troll.

I also don't see this mysterious red circle... ah well, not my problem yet.))

((it's there, just really really tiny. look around halfway up the left-hand-side of the red-marked route.))

[Xantalos]

Patrol and stuff. Look for criminal scum.
Criminal scum that's not anyone in the HMRC.

[TCM]

Find market stalls. Inspect goods.