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[Tiruin]

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((Oh, this is going to be good.))

((PTSD?! That's quite a good reason. ))

Feyri steps out and checks the pod for any damages. Ensure I'm properly clothed before addressing them.

Don't assume too much, and keep your communications with the locals brief. We cannot pour our own authorities on people who serve one who is 'much greater than thou shalt ever be.'

Because they're curious. They're measuring us and our reputation even here.

Also, dress up, some of you. I haven't seen half of you in person like this. And that was meant in the best way possible.

Ask Steve. My action is later on.

So our shuttle can be easily compromised like this, without warning its occupants of any external intrusion?

[Kriellya]

((I don't think we've been in stasis for 5 months. You probably mean it took us five months to get there as far as the people on that planet are concerned, which, due to time dilation isn't the same as five months for us, or are confusing the estimated time we'll be there with the time it took us to get there or something.))

(( 5 months objective. Slight cheating to get us a better record ))

[TCM]

"We are the 11th Regiment of the H.M.R.C. Conscripted Special Forces. I am High Commissioner May Elizas Roxine, taking charge of Diplomatic Relations for my posse. It is an honor to be greeted by those before me."

Introduce myself and the group. Give a cute little curtsey at the end.

Xan gets up, focusing on the most forward of the masked men.
Yes, we are here to protect the flesh puppet you call king.

Hearing Xan makes this statement, May follows it up with "Please forgive Rearguard Sergeant Xan Jujubutt over here. He's a fine soldier, but his wife and children have recently been captured by space pirates, and it is quite hard on his psyche. So attribute any negativity of his speech as haberdashery on account of his PTSD."

"Pay her no mind," Faith said quickly to the apparent leader. "As you may have guessed, many of us are quite eccentric. She's unusual even by our own standards, and holds no particular rank or purpose."

Countermay.

May overhears the counter argument and leans in closer to the masked men, whispering, "Don't listen to Team Chef and Bathroom Maintainer Faith Valentimos over there. She's been having delusions of grandeur ever since she lost her real human body a few missions ago. Poor thing, got sodomized by an Equestrian and all her internal organs were ruptured. She enjoyed it at least though, that's why her tribal name roughly translates into "Woman Who Spend Too Much Time With Horses."

Educate our hosts.

[PyroDesu]

((I would put money on one of the team members trying to murder May at some point during this mission.))

[IronyOwl]

((I would put money on one of the team members trying to murder May at some point during this mission.))

((Considering one nearly did so before the mission...))

[Empiricist]

Charles puts on his MkII suit and if he can, equips his weapon and ammunition.
"We are here for crowd control and psychological warfare purposes, correct? I can assure you that we are the "right" people for the job" Charles gestures towards May "I used to be a psychiatrist. In all my years of experiences, I have never seen anyone afflicted with such a severe mental disorder as she has, so please pardon her, well, psychotic ramblings."
Formerly ingrained procedure resurfaced instinctively into Charles. Charles tries to make a good first impression.

[ragnarok97071]

Cecil climbs into his standard-issue suit, hoping that this would go along alright.

[PyroDesu]

((I would put money on one of the team members trying to murder May at some point during this mission.))

((Considering one nearly did so before the mission...))

((If anything does go down, just hope the perpetrator gets rid of the brain, else we'll have May - Synthflesh-style soon after.))

[Xantalos]

((I would put money on one of the team members trying to murder May at some point during this mission.))

((Considering one nearly did so before the mission...))

((If anything does go down, just hope the perpetrator gets rid of the brain, else we'll have May - Synthflesh-style soon after.))

((If - actually, when - I kill someones, I'm probably going to incinerate them.))

[Parisbre56]

((Doesn't Stacy still have that garlic and pots and knifes from the sharkmist colony? If anyone should be called Team Chef it's him.

And I don't want to be the one to say I told you so, but I so told you so. This mission is going to be fun. Many of the characters in this mission can only think as far as who or what they are going to screw (both metaphorical meanings) next turn.

You think you can kill that God-king and set up May as the new monarch? I'm sure she will make the most fun mandates...))

((Edit: Also, with the lack of a definite leader for this mission, it's a good opportunity for people to have character development and assume leadership over the group. I'm hoping it's either Faith or Feyri, since they are both seniors, not crazy and both seem too... shy? afraid? I don't know the correct English word for this... Anyway, they seem unwilling to assume leadership and issue orders.))

[GreatWyrmGold]

((I would put money on one of the team members trying to murder May at some point during this mission.))

((Only one?))

((I would put money on one of the team members trying to murder May at some point during this mission.))

((Considering one nearly did so before the mission...))

((If anything does go down, just hope the perpetrator gets rid of the brain, else we'll have May - Synthflesh-style soon after.))

((I'd actually like to see how she customizes her new body.
Actually, no I don't.))

May overhears the counter argument and leans in closer to the masked men, whispering, "Don't listen to Team Chef and Bathroom Maintainer Faith Valentimos over there. She's been having delusions of grandeur ever since she lost her real human body a few missions ago. Poor thing, got sodomized by an Equestrian and all her internal organs were ruptured. She enjoyed it at least though, that's why her tribal name roughly translates into "Woman Who Spend Too Much Time With Horses."

Educate our hosts.

"No she's not! Miss Feyri is really nice and...um...Miss Feyri, what does 'saw-demise' mean?"

[Empiricist]

It's, er, *sigh* let's just say that it's an allegory to a certain religious text and end it at that.

[GreatWyrmGold]

"Oh. Which one?"

[Empiricist]

"I'm not too sure myself, it was definitely an ancient text, it had something to do with smiting and may have mentioned cannibalism as well. Something about eating flesh and drinking blood. But then again, the planet I lived on didn't really value history that much so I could be wrong."

[Caellath]

((@GWG: May was talking about Faith (not Feyri), in case that mistake was as OOC as it was IC.))