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Author Topic: McGaha Branch, Turn 5: Amazingly Not Dead  (Read 4542 times)

Xantalos

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Re: McGaha Branch, Turn 3: Not How My History Book Described It
« Reply #60 on: March 12, 2013, 08:56:38 pm »
Quote from: Xantalos on March 12, 2013, 04:08:42 pm
Reanimate as Gregory McVampire
Summon Mole-People and Crab People
Berate GM for not explicitly saying I'm dead
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Re: McGaha Branch, Turn 4: Not How My History Book Described It
« Reply #61 on: March 12, 2013, 08:57:33 pm »
Mind control Mr. Slashy, make him kill Mr. Old Guy
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Re: McGaha Branch, Turn 4: Not How My History Book Described It
« Reply #62 on: March 12, 2013, 09:03:16 pm »
kill Joe while he's choking on my nose!
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Re: McGaha Branch, Turn 4: Not How My History Book Described It
« Reply #63 on: March 12, 2013, 09:26:23 pm »
Use steam tank to slaughter eyeryone not a tar heel.
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Re: McGaha Branch, Turn 4: Not How My History Book Described It
« Reply #64 on: March 12, 2013, 09:42:25 pm »
Grrr.
Reload cane. Continue beating demons with cane.
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Re: McGaha Branch, Turn 4: Not How My History Book Described It
« Reply #65 on: March 12, 2013, 10:06:12 pm »
Fire Georgian cannon at Tarheel tank.
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Quote from: Empiricist on March 28, 2016, 09:18:28 pm
Because trying to stuff Fate/Whatever's engrish and the title of a 17th century book on statecraft into Pokemon syntax tends to make the content incomprehensible.

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Re: McGaha Branch, Turn 4: Not How My History Book Described It
« Reply #66 on: March 13, 2013, 12:42:17 am »
Every MILOS on hand, withdraw from combat! Find a town hall and get yourselves in there!
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Re: McGaha Branch, Turn 4: Not How My History Book Described It
« Reply #67 on: March 13, 2013, 05:59:47 am »
kill Jack while I'm choking on his nose!
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Re: McGaha Branch, Turn 4: Not How My History Book Described It
« Reply #68 on: March 13, 2013, 11:41:57 am »
Add the zombies to the Tarheels army.
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Re: McGaha Branch, Turn 4: Not How My History Book Described It
« Reply #69 on: March 13, 2013, 02:39:26 pm »
Ah.
Flip to see what faction to join.
Look for a better weapon
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Quote from: Onyxjew944 on January 11, 2013, 08:45:48 pm
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McGaha Branch--Turn 5
« Reply #70 on: March 26, 2013, 08:57:45 pm »
Round 5:
439 Georgians vs. 449 Tarheels+1 manned (5) crude steamtank vs. 58 South Carolinians vs. 48+1 demon MILOSes vs. 8 Demons vs. 2 Zombies

GA:
McBaroom [3v2-1] feels control over something! [6-1] He finds a great cannon, courtesy of Richard J. Gatling. Sadly, the tank is down...but it's more of an antipersonnel weapon anyway.
An NPG [4] finds a normal cannon!
Another NPG [3v5] misses

NC:
Jack Robson [5v5-1] shoots Joe Noodles in the shoulder. [4v5] He then gets noodled in his.
Mr. Keynes [1-1] crashes into a tree, causing the tank to explode and kill a dozen Tarheels and a demon.
Clair Shawshank [3] is not eaten by zombies.

SC
Joe Caner [4v6-1] misses the demon.
Joe Noodles [5-1v5] gets hit in the shoulder. [5v4] He noodles Jack in his shoulder.

MILOS:
The MILOSs withdraw to a town hall!
Richard Hearsaym [4] successfully turns from his dead ways and [4] finds a shotgun.

Demons:
Timelord Squidface tries to mind-control McBaroom, [2-1v3] but fails. In fact, McBaroom controls HIM for one turn! [4v6-1][5v3]

Undead:
George [3] reanimates as a zombie.
A nice lady approaches.

NPC:
The armies clash. [3+1v4+1v5-1v2] The demons are the worst off, losing four. Only a few Tarheels die, but a dozen each of Georgians and South Carolinans do.

421 Georgians+1 manned (1) Gatling Cannon vs. 434 Tarheels vs. 46 South Carolinians vs. (48+1 demon+1 zombie MILOSes) vs. 4 Demons vs. 2 Zombies
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Re: McGaha Branch, Turn 5: Amazingly Not Dead
« Reply #71 on: March 26, 2013, 09:03:54 pm »
Respawn as Keynes the demon slayer. Slay demons.
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Re: McGaha Branch, Turn 5: Amazingly Not Dead
« Reply #72 on: March 26, 2013, 09:14:51 pm »
Summon a demonic army to wrest back New Hell.
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Re: McGaha Branch, Turn 3: Not How My History Book Described It
« Reply #73 on: March 26, 2013, 09:32:19 pm »
Quote from: Xantalos on March 12, 2013, 08:56:38 pm
Summon Mole-People and Crab People[/b]
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Re: McGaha Branch, Turn 5: Amazingly Not Dead
« Reply #74 on: March 26, 2013, 09:34:19 pm »
Throw Molotov Cocktails at Tarheels.
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Quote from: Empiricist on March 28, 2016, 09:18:28 pm
Because trying to stuff Fate/Whatever's engrish and the title of a 17th century book on statecraft into Pokemon syntax tends to make the content incomprehensible.
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