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Owly

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You are not.
« on: March 09, 2013, 08:55:33 pm »
What don't you do?
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anailater

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Re: You are not.
« Reply #1 on: March 09, 2013, 08:58:34 pm »
Don't not fail to not exist.
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Quote from: piecewise on August 12, 2012, 01:15:26 am
At best it's a pool of ink thats here for no reason; at worst it's a puddle of hateful alien death penises that want to murder-rape you into chunks.
So how are you today?

Owly

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Re: You are not.
« Reply #2 on: March 09, 2013, 09:08:23 pm »
Quote from: anailater on March 09, 2013, 08:58:34 pm
Don't not fail to not exist.

You now exist.
What do you do?
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Re: You are not.
« Reply #3 on: March 09, 2013, 09:32:32 pm »
Succeed in the task of not existing while failing at the task of not not existing.
((No I'm not trying to break the game, why would you ask?))
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Quote from: piecewise on August 12, 2012, 01:15:26 am
At best it's a pool of ink thats here for no reason; at worst it's a puddle of hateful alien death penises that want to murder-rape you into chunks.
So how are you today?

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Re: You are not.
« Reply #4 on: March 09, 2013, 09:33:53 pm »
Create universe
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GOD DAMN IT NRDL.
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RAM

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Re: You are not.
« Reply #5 on: March 09, 2013, 09:36:12 pm »
Don't have a cow, man...
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Re: You are not.
« Reply #6 on: March 09, 2013, 09:41:56 pm »
Create Space Squids. Ignore fact that space may or may not exist.
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Re: You are not.
« Reply #7 on: March 09, 2013, 09:49:47 pm »
Become knot.
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[18:14] <The_Gamemaster> I am here.
[18:14] <The_Gamemaster> I am always here.
[18:15] <The_Gamemaster> I have always been here, and I always will be here. I am the alpha and the omega, the beginning and the end.

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Re: You are not.
« Reply #8 on: March 09, 2013, 09:51:18 pm »
Create time squids.
If (time does not exist)
    use said squids to travel to the past so as to insure it does by this point;
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I tried to play chess but two of my opponents were playing competitive checkers as a third person walked in with Game of Thrones in hand confused cause they thought this was the book club.

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Re: You are not.
« Reply #9 on: March 09, 2013, 09:52:12 pm »
Quote from: a1s on March 09, 2013, 09:51:18 pm
Create time squids.
If (time does not exist)
    use said squids to travel to the past so as to insure it does by this point;
Combine Space Squids and Time Squids to create Spacetime (Squids)
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anailater

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Re: You are not.
« Reply #10 on: March 09, 2013, 10:00:46 pm »
Combine spacetime squids with man to create space time squid lords.
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Quote from: piecewise on August 12, 2012, 01:15:26 am
At best it's a pool of ink thats here for no reason; at worst it's a puddle of hateful alien death penises that want to murder-rape you into chunks.
So how are you today?

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Re: You are not.
« Reply #11 on: March 09, 2013, 11:19:23 pm »
subtract space squids from space time squid lords to create Time Lords. Proceed to have wildly improbable adventures.
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Quote from: Fluffe9911 on March 08, 2023, 02:45:47 pm
I tried to play chess but two of my opponents were playing competitive checkers as a third person walked in with Game of Thrones in hand confused cause they thought this was the book club.

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Re: You are not.
« Reply #12 on: March 09, 2013, 11:40:05 pm »
Erase all previous events from history.
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Re: You are not.
« Reply #13 on: March 09, 2013, 11:58:33 pm »
I don't carbuncle.
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Re: You are not.
« Reply #14 on: March 10, 2013, 12:11:11 am »
Replace all the squid-atoms in the squid-universe with muttonchops.
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