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[superBlast]

Activate Bullettime.

Nude, Punch, Disarm, Shoot.

Start firing at the enemies

OBTAIN SIDEKICK

Take cover. NO DISROBING.

go to kitchen, acquire  oil/cooking alcohol/other accelerant and sparker/lighter/other firestarter, BURN THEM ALL (excluding the firelord, may his brightness burn on throughout eternity

Roll 3 (Start shooting at the enemies)

Ultimate goal: Cure your split personality before one of them kills you.
Current Goal: Shoot people!

"Normal" Comes back in but this time he's badass or.... at least compared to over half of your other actions. You go prone (since you're already on the ground) and start shooting back at the guard. Since he's not shooting at you, you calmly wait for him to pop out of cover to return fire on the guys above. When he does you fire a burst of rounds into him and he falls over dead. Just in time for more guards to appear from the south exit... except these guys have body armor and helmets. There is five of them, two with hand held energy shields, one with a shotgun, and the other two with SMGs. They just seen you take out their buddy so they aren't very friendly to you. Well good luck.

[Xantalos]

Beat the literal crap out of the closest person.

[Nosaneinme]

....

[Corai]

FLEE. RUN. TAKE COVER. SAY GOODBYE. FLEE. RUN. TAKE COVER. SAY GOODBYE.

In other words, run for your life.

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Chrysalis need feed love bady,So One ways changeling get love is by rape or sex

Spoiler: Spoilering this because I don't want to start a clusterfuck somehow. (click to show/hide)

Or by simply pretending to be somebody that a damn love goddess is in love with. That is another way to get that love. ... Both kinds of love.

[Xantalos]

Chrysalis need feed love bady,So One ways changeling get love is by rape or sex

Another way is by being hit with a NOPE hammer.

[Lenglon]

go to kitchen, acquire  oil/cooking alcohol/other accelerant and sparker/lighter/other firestarter, BURN THEM ALL (excluding the firelord, may his brightness burn on throughout eternity

for clarity: start with the largest grouping first, smiling man is low-priority until/unless circumstances dictate otherwise, like orders from our shining lord of combustion.

[borno]

DANCE PARTY! EVERYONE SHALL PUT ASIDE THEIR DIFFERENCES FOR ONE GOD-SENT PARTY AND ALL SHALL BE GOOD.

[Remuthra]

Possess the nearest armored guard.

[anailater]

Punch SMG guy, take his weapon, shoot the others, also if they all die, strip the dead gy down..... for his clothes.
((The nudist is getting dressed.))

[GreatWyrmGold]

Weird.

Retreat, retreat...or retrograde advance, if you prefer to call it that.

[superBlast]

Beat the literal crap out of the closest person.

Chrysalis need feed love bady,So One ways changeling get love is by rape or sex

FLEE. RUN. TAKE COVER. SAY GOODBYE. FLEE. RUN. TAKE COVER. SAY GOODBYE.

In other words, run for your life.

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Chrysalis need feed love bady,So One ways changeling get love is by rape or sex

Spoiler: Spoilering this because I don't want to start a clusterfuck somehow. (click to show/hide)

Or by simply pretending to be somebody that a damn love goddess is in love with. That is another way to get that love. ... Both kinds of love.

go to kitchen, acquire  oil/cooking alcohol/other accelerant and sparker/lighter/other firestarter, BURN THEM ALL (excluding the firelord, may his brightness burn on throughout eternity

for clarity: start with the largest grouping first, smiling man is low-priority until/unless circumstances dictate otherwise, like orders from our shining lord of combustion.

DANCE PARTY! EVERYONE SHALL PUT ASIDE THEIR DIFFERENCES FOR ONE GOD-SENT PARTY AND ALL SHALL BE GOOD.

Possess the nearest armored guard.

Roll 5 (Dance Party!) ((Honestly... that would've worked and had every stop killing each other for a while last turn since no one died. Bit different now though.))

"Dancer" has come back to take over... though unlike last time... he nearly get's you killed.... well you will be dead soon. You start dancing and yelling "DANCE! DANCE PARTY! EVERYONE LET'S PARTY!" while dancing around. The armored guards just look at each other for a second in a "Wtf?" moment. Then they shrug and a go about their business... and their business is taking out all hostile people. That includes you if you was aware. The shotgun guard just shoots you and and lucky you he was hip firing though and shot your leg... which is mostly blown off now. Looks like your dancing days are over. While your are screaming in pain about your barely attached leg, the guards advance in the view of the grinning man and the group upstairs. Both of which start shooting at them. The guards are focusing on the grinning man in order to use the kitchen for cover and the shield guys are trying to block the bullets of the group upstairs.

Anyways I hope you all finally learned your lesson of not being stupid... fine being crazy but dancing if front of armed people after you just killed their buddy... what do you expect to happen?

[Furtuka]

Build Peg Leg out of furniture

[Xantalos]

Kill everything in the vicinity

[Lenglon]

go to kitchen, acquire  oil/cooking alcohol/other accelerant and sparker/lighter/other firestarter, BURN THEM ALL (excluding the firelord, may his brightness burn on throughout eternity

for clarity: start with the largest grouping first, smiling man is low-priority until/unless circumstances dictate otherwise, like orders from our shining lord of combustion.

Bandage self once under cover in kitchen first, then move on to the firebombing.

[borno]

((OK, time to use our dancing skills to our advantage!))
Do The Pegleg Hop-a move you invented years ago-out of the way of gunfire.