Play theme song on nearest instrument
Go down random hallways, searching for an infirmiry or something.
Hug Assault Rifle Man and declare him to be your replacement sidekick
INTRODUCE YOURSELF CALMLY AND POLITELY WHILE STRIPPING DOWN AND CHECKING YOUR GENDER!
sing the napalm song to my new friend while attempting to acquire a flamethrower... down the left corridor.
Begin yelling at everyone in mangled Swedish that sounds like it came from Google Translate.
Roll 1 (Play theme song with nearest instrument)
Ultimate goal: Stop your personalities from making you act like an idiot.
Current goal: Sing! Wait no... your supposed to be escaping....
Your inner "Musician" comes out to play with your body this time around. There is no instrument to play your newly made up theme song for yourself so you just use your voice. It goes something like "Daaa Dadada, Daaa Dadada. Daa Daa Dada da da. Daa Dadada Daaa..." and you keep singing while the man decides to go left, completely ignoring your existence. He goes down the hallway before being stopped by two more men in ski masks that came from a left turn in the hallway. Unexpectedly they salute him and one of them say, "My Lord, we're here to rescue you. Follow us off the ship quickly. We have another team heading for the engine room to crash the ship. That way they would think this was just a pirate raid." The assault rifle man responds with, "Excellent. Show me the way out."
Ship? Engine room? Crashing? Yeah.... defiantly don't wanna be here when that happens. Oh and let's not forget that your leg is in pain right now.
((And yes if you waste enough time you will die in the ship crashing and this game will end. You guys don't it to be so short now do you?))
((Oh and do you guys want me to make up a map? I can make one up for now on in paint real quick if that'll help.))
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