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Author Topic: Roll to be a split personality - One leg + throwing knives = Fail!  (Read 12932 times)

anailater

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Re: Roll to be a split personality - DORRS!
« Reply #75 on: March 10, 2013, 06:45:17 pm »
Quote from: anailater on March 10, 2013, 05:55:58 pm
"Of course, just let me get comfortable..." THEN STRIP AND CHECK YOUR GENDER PLEASE!
IF I KEEP SUGGESTING THIS IT WILL WORK!
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Re: Roll to be a split personality - DORRS!
« Reply #76 on: March 10, 2013, 07:18:26 pm »
EAT CLOTHING.
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Re: Roll to be a split personality - DORRS!
« Reply #77 on: March 10, 2013, 07:20:10 pm »
Drink Clothing
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Re: Roll to be a split personality - DORRS!
« Reply #78 on: March 10, 2013, 08:10:57 pm »
Quote from: Furtuka on March 10, 2013, 06:24:35 pm
Refuse to decide between the two pathways and instead smash a hole into the wall by running into it at full speed
Quote from: Nosaneinme on March 10, 2013, 06:34:38 pm
Chrysalis need man into part of hive then HE Will Open door for me
Quote from: GreatWyrmGold on March 10, 2013, 06:44:35 pm
Go left. Normally. No breaking holes in walls, no hive things.
Quote from: anailater on March 10, 2013, 06:45:17 pm
Quote from: anailater on March 10, 2013, 05:55:58 pm
"Of course, just let me get comfortable..." THEN STRIP AND CHECK YOUR GENDER PLEASE!
IF I KEEP SUGGESTING THIS IT WILL WORK!
Quote from: Greenstarfanatic on March 10, 2013, 07:18:26 pm
EAT CLOTHING.
Quote from: Remuthra on March 10, 2013, 07:20:10 pm
Drink Clothing

Roll 5 (Eat clothing)

Ultimate goal: Finally get rid of the voices in your head that tell you to eat and dance and be normal.
Current Goal: Escape with your life Being an idiot crazy guy.

Your "Glutton" personality is in control this time and he craves... clothing? Ok.... seriously you people keep coming up with crazy ideas... is any of you in any ways normal (besides the boring guy)? Whatever... Idc... I'm just gonna keep narrating. You run up to the man and attempt to tear off a piece of his jumpsuit. You fail in doing that so instead to just chew on his clothes while it's still on him. He looks like he's starting to lose his patience and.... a crazy psycho killer that always grinning losing his patience... when has that ever ended well for the people around him. Hint: You are a person around him.
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Re: Roll to be a split personality - Must eat.... CLOTHES!
« Reply #79 on: March 10, 2013, 08:12:53 pm »
No bad crazy person, eat your own clothes! Or take them off, just become a freaking nudist already!
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Re: Roll to be a split personality - Must eat.... CLOTHES!
« Reply #80 on: March 10, 2013, 08:15:40 pm »
Flip a coin to decide which way to go. If there are no coins available, flip a dead body
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Re: Roll to be a split personality - Must eat.... CLOTHES!
« Reply #81 on: March 10, 2013, 08:18:32 pm »
Stop eating clothes. Apologize. Go left.
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Re: Roll to be a split personality - Must eat.... CLOTHES!
« Reply #82 on: March 10, 2013, 08:29:55 pm »
!!Immolate The Atmosphere!!
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Re: Roll to be a split personality - Must eat.... CLOTHES!
« Reply #83 on: March 10, 2013, 08:34:27 pm »
FLIP SELF TO DECIDE WHICH WAY TO GO.
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Re: Roll to be a split personality - Must eat.... CLOTHES!
« Reply #84 on: March 10, 2013, 08:46:54 pm »
KILL THE WALLS
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Re: Roll to be a split personality - Must eat.... CLOTHES!
« Reply #85 on: March 10, 2013, 09:59:45 pm »
Quote from: anailater on March 10, 2013, 08:12:53 pm
No bad crazy person, eat your own clothes! Or take them off, just become a freaking nudist already!
Quote from: Furtuka on March 10, 2013, 08:15:40 pm
Flip a coin to decide which way to go. If there are no coins available, flip a dead body
Quote from: GreatWyrmGold on March 10, 2013, 08:18:32 pm
Stop eating clothes. Apologize. Go left.
Quote from: Lenglon on March 10, 2013, 08:29:55 pm
!!Immolate The Atmosphere!!
Quote from: Greenstarfanatic on March 10, 2013, 08:34:27 pm
FLIP SELF TO DECIDE WHICH WAY TO GO.
Quote from: Xantalos on March 10, 2013, 08:46:54 pm
KILL THE WALLS

Roll 4 (Immolate The Atmosphere!)

Ultimate Goal: Do something more badass like the Rambo thing... and cure your split personalities.
Current Goal: MY LEG! IT HURTS!

Your "Delusional Pyromaniac" personality is now in control! You yell out "BURN THE AIR! IT SHALL BE ON FIRE!" while raising your arms in the sky. The air burns in intense heat and everything around you catches on fire! Or so that's what your imagining anyways. What's actually happening is the Grinning man says, "Your crazy is just too loony for me... I'll let you off the hook though since earlier was entertaining hahaha...." and proceeds to shoot you in your upper leg. Then he goes down the left way and starts singing, "Oh you body is over the river~ Oh your body is in the the sea~ Oh how much I enjoying it~ Your body cut to pieces ~ HAHAHAHA!" When he goes out of sight another man comes up. He too is a prisoner but he looks rather normal... in fact he looks far from crazy like everyone else is. He's also the carrying the wounded guy's assault rifle. He seems to not even care about you and is trying to figure out which way to go.
« Last Edit: March 10, 2013, 10:01:32 pm by superBlast »
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Re: Roll to be a split personality - LEGSHOT!
« Reply #86 on: March 10, 2013, 10:01:25 pm »
Play theme song on nearest instrument
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Re: Roll to be a split personality - LEGSHOT!
« Reply #87 on: March 10, 2013, 10:04:15 pm »
Go down random hallways, searching for an infirmiry or something.
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Re: Roll to be a split personality - LEGSHOT!
« Reply #88 on: March 10, 2013, 10:05:47 pm »
Hug Assault Rifle Man and declare him to be your replacement sidekick
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Re: Roll to be a split personality - LEGSHOT!
« Reply #89 on: March 10, 2013, 10:08:01 pm »
INTRODUCE YOURSELF CALMLY AND POLITELY WHILE STRIPPING DOWN AND CHECKING YOUR GENDER!
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Quote from: piecewise on August 12, 2012, 01:15:26 am
At best it's a pool of ink thats here for no reason; at worst it's a puddle of hateful alien death penises that want to murder-rape you into chunks.
So how are you today?
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