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Author Topic: Roll to be a split personality - One leg + throwing knives = Fail!  (Read 12587 times)

scapheap

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Re: Roll to be a split personality - The ability to fly not included.
« Reply #135 on: March 12, 2013, 03:09:28 am »
Break dance, firing the gun wildly, but mainly in the enemies direction.
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Quote from: Flying Dice on March 05, 2013, 11:29:48 pm
You were planning to have a 15 year old magical girl kill Witches by drinking them under the table!? It's original, at least.
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Re: Roll to be a split personality - The ability to fly not included.
« Reply #136 on: March 12, 2013, 03:14:14 am »
DANCE PARTY! EVERYONE SHALL PUT ASIDE THEIR DIFFERENCES FOR ONE GOD-SENT PARTY AND ALL SHALL BE GOOD.
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Re: Roll to be a split personality - The ability to fly not included.
« Reply #137 on: March 12, 2013, 03:47:38 am »
PUNCH KILLING TIME
TRY TO REMEMBER YOUR SEX FROM WHEN YOU WERE NAKED!
((This mystery will not go unsolved.))
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Quote from: piecewise on August 12, 2012, 01:15:26 am
At best it's a pool of ink thats here for no reason; at worst it's a puddle of hateful alien death penises that want to murder-rape you into chunks.
So how are you today?

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Re: Roll to be a split personality - The ability to fly not included.
« Reply #138 on: March 12, 2013, 05:20:42 am »
Do the Matrix dodge!
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Re: Roll to be a split personality - The ability to fly not included.
« Reply #139 on: March 12, 2013, 06:31:01 am »
Retreat.
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Quote from: piecewise on April 19, 2014, 10:27:57 am
[GreatWyrmGold] gets a little crown. May it forever be his mark of Cain; let no one argue pointless subjects with him lest they receive the same.

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Re: Roll to be a split personality - The ability to fly not included.
« Reply #140 on: March 12, 2013, 08:44:37 am »
Quote from: anailater on March 12, 2013, 03:47:38 am
((This mystery will not go unsolved.))
((it's not a mystery. the people around you have been referring to you as "he" and "him."))
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Quote from: Parisbre56 on February 18, 2013, 03:33:15 pm
((I don't think heating something that is right above us to a ridiculous degree is very smart. Worst case scenario we become +metal statues+. This is a finely crafted metal statue. It is encrusted with sharkmist and HMRC. On the item is an image of HMRC and Pancaek. Pancaek is laughing. The HMRC is melting. The artwork relates to the encasing of the HMRC in metal by Pancaek during the Mission of Many People.))

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Re: Roll to be a split personality - The ability to fly not included.
« Reply #141 on: March 12, 2013, 11:32:16 am »
Quote from: Lenglon on March 12, 2013, 08:44:37 am
Quote from: anailater on March 12, 2013, 03:47:38 am
((This mystery will not go unsolved.))
((it's not a mystery. the people around you have been referring to you as "he" and "him."))
((Oh, no I feel stupid, Ok. now I'll just be the nudist personality for fun!))
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Quote from: piecewise on August 12, 2012, 01:15:26 am
At best it's a pool of ink thats here for no reason; at worst it's a puddle of hateful alien death penises that want to murder-rape you into chunks.
So how are you today?

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Re: Roll to be a split personality - The ability to fly not included.
« Reply #142 on: March 12, 2013, 05:12:28 pm »
Quote from: Xantalos on March 12, 2013, 03:08:03 am
SPONTANEOUSLY GROW MOUTHS ON YOUR FEET

KICKBITE EVERYONE TO DEATH
Quote from: scapheap on March 12, 2013, 03:09:28 am
Break dance, firing the gun wildly, but mainly in the enemies direction.
Quote from: borno on March 12, 2013, 03:14:14 am
DANCE PARTY! EVERYONE SHALL PUT ASIDE THEIR DIFFERENCES FOR ONE GOD-SENT PARTY AND ALL SHALL BE GOOD.
Quote from: anailater on March 12, 2013, 03:47:38 am
PUNCH KILLING TIME
TRY TO REMEMBER YOUR SEX FROM WHEN YOU WERE NAKED!
((This mystery will not go unsolved.))
Quote from: Remuthra on March 12, 2013, 05:20:42 am
Do the Matrix dodge!
Quote from: GreatWyrmGold on March 12, 2013, 06:31:01 am
Retreat.

Roll 5 (Matrix Dodge!)

Ultimate goal: Be "The One"... who cures his split personality... yeah not a good pun huh?
Current Goal: Live through this fire fight!

"The One" personality takes over and you start dodging bullets matrix style.... except no one is shooting at you and you're still on the ground. Other then the grinning man, everyone thinks you're harmless. The guards go to the northern exit and try to use the doorway for better cover. They almost make it when one of them get's shot in the leg. Though his buddy is able to drag him to cover. Now there is one guard left that is able to return fire and ski mask group upstairs don't move. The grinning man takes cover behind the kitchen window and doesn't shoot at anyone. Despite the gunfire, you think you hear running on the other side of the south exit's door.
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Re: Roll to be a split personality - The ability to fly not included.
« Reply #143 on: March 12, 2013, 05:14:29 pm »
Activate Bullettime.
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Re: Roll to be a split personality - The ability to fly not included.
« Reply #144 on: March 12, 2013, 05:16:43 pm »
Nude, Punch, Disarm, Shoot.
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Quote from: piecewise on August 12, 2012, 01:15:26 am
At best it's a pool of ink thats here for no reason; at worst it's a puddle of hateful alien death penises that want to murder-rape you into chunks.
So how are you today?

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Re: Roll to be a split personality - The ability to fly not included.
« Reply #145 on: March 12, 2013, 05:20:07 pm »
Start firing at the enemies
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Quote from: Flying Dice on March 05, 2013, 11:29:48 pm
You were planning to have a 15 year old magical girl kill Witches by drinking them under the table!? It's original, at least.
Morpheus, a magic girls game

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Re: Roll to be a split personality - The ability to fly not included.
« Reply #146 on: March 12, 2013, 05:22:18 pm »
OBTAIN SIDEKICK
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Re: Roll to be a split personality - The ability to fly not included.
« Reply #147 on: March 12, 2013, 05:51:25 pm »
Take cover. NO DISROBING.
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Quote from: piecewise on April 19, 2014, 10:27:57 am
[GreatWyrmGold] gets a little crown. May it forever be his mark of Cain; let no one argue pointless subjects with him lest they receive the same.

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Re: Roll to be a split personality - The ability to fly not included.
« Reply #148 on: March 12, 2013, 06:24:24 pm »
go to kitchen, acquire  oil/cooking alcohol/other accelerant and sparker/lighter/other firestarter, BURN THEM ALL (excluding the firelord, may his brightness burn on throughout eternity
« Last Edit: March 12, 2013, 06:53:51 pm by Lenglon »
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Quote from: Parisbre56 on February 18, 2013, 03:33:15 pm
((I don't think heating something that is right above us to a ridiculous degree is very smart. Worst case scenario we become +metal statues+. This is a finely crafted metal statue. It is encrusted with sharkmist and HMRC. On the item is an image of HMRC and Pancaek. Pancaek is laughing. The HMRC is melting. The artwork relates to the encasing of the HMRC in metal by Pancaek during the Mission of Many People.))

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Re: Roll to be a split personality - The ability to fly not included.
« Reply #149 on: March 12, 2013, 08:41:39 pm »
Quote from: Xantalos on March 12, 2013, 03:08:03 am
SPONTANEOUSLY GROW MOUTHS ON YOUR FEET

KICKBITE EVERYONE TO DEATH
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