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Morgorin

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From my gamelog
« on: March 08, 2013, 08:20:39 pm »
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Roc 4 grabs Elephant 11 by the throat with his left wing!
Roc 4 places a chokehold on Elephant 11's throat with Roc 4's left wing!
Roc 4 strangles Elephant 11's throat!
Elephant 11 passes out.
Roc 4 strangles Elephant 11's throat!
Roc 4 strangles Elephant 11's throat!
Elephant 11 passes out.
Roc 4 strangles Elephant 11's throat!
Elephant 11 has suffocated.

... What?  Seriously? 
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Re: From my gamelog
« Reply #1 on: March 08, 2013, 08:52:40 pm »
I didn't know elephants had throats.  :P
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Re: From my gamelog
« Reply #2 on: March 08, 2013, 09:54:57 pm »
I am now convinced that Rocs hoard garrote wire.
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Re: From my gamelog
« Reply #3 on: March 08, 2013, 10:02:11 pm »
Quote from: Mura on March 08, 2013, 08:52:40 pm
I didn't know elephants had throats.  :P
What... but... I...
How did you think elephants eat and breathe?
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Re: From my gamelog
« Reply #4 on: March 08, 2013, 11:35:04 pm »
Through their trunks, obviously. And the big lumps on their heads are a bit of extra room for their lungs and stomach. :P
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Re: From my gamelog
« Reply #5 on: March 10, 2013, 05:07:12 pm »
Rocs are really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really big.
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Re: From my gamelog
« Reply #6 on: March 10, 2013, 07:20:32 pm »
Sooo.... The entire elephant was choked to death by its mighty wing?
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Re: From my gamelog
« Reply #7 on: March 10, 2013, 08:03:01 pm »
Quote from: Loud Whispers on March 10, 2013, 07:20:32 pm
Sooo.... The entire elephant was choked to death by its mighty wing?

...as opposed to just one limb of the elephant?
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Re: From my gamelog
« Reply #8 on: March 11, 2013, 12:35:18 pm »
Quote from: Putnam on March 10, 2013, 05:07:12 pm
Rocs are really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really big.
For comparison:


As a matter of fact in mythology Rocs are know for their carrying off and eating of elephants.
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Re: From my gamelog
« Reply #9 on: March 11, 2013, 01:32:43 pm »
Entire elephant it is.
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Re: From my gamelog
« Reply #10 on: March 11, 2013, 07:02:14 pm »
Quote from: i2amroy on March 11, 2013, 12:35:18 pm
Quote from: Putnam on March 10, 2013, 05:07:12 pm
Rocs are really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really big.
For comparison:


As a matter of fact in mythology Rocs are know for their carrying off and eating of elephants.

Still a chokehold with a wing is a very remarkable feat to pull out, no matter the size.
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Re: From my gamelog
« Reply #11 on: March 12, 2013, 02:52:06 pm »
Quote from: Hungry Elephant on March 11, 2013, 07:02:14 pm
Quote from: i2amroy on March 11, 2013, 12:35:18 pm
Quote from: Putnam on March 10, 2013, 05:07:12 pm
Rocs are really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really big.
For comparison:


As a matter of fact in mythology Rocs are know for their carrying off and eating of elephants.

Still a chokehold with a wing is a very remarkable feat to pull out, no matter the size.
Please.  A choke hold with a wing is much more plausible than the mother horse grabbing her foal by the nose with her left rear hoof and grappling him into submission.
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Re: From my gamelog
« Reply #12 on: March 12, 2013, 03:31:12 pm »
Quote from: krenshala on March 12, 2013, 02:52:06 pm
Please.  A choke hold with a wing is much more plausible than the mother horse grabbing her foal by the nose with her left rear hoof and grappling him into submission.
Apply hoof onto nose.
Apply pressure onto nose through application of hoof.
Success.
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Re: From my gamelog
« Reply #13 on: March 12, 2013, 03:39:19 pm »
Quote from: Loud Whispers on March 12, 2013, 03:31:12 pm
Quote from: krenshala on March 12, 2013, 02:52:06 pm
Please.  A choke hold with a wing is much more plausible than the mother horse grabbing her foal by the nose with her left rear hoof and grappling him into submission.
Apply hoof onto nose.
Apply pressure onto nose through application of hoof.
Success.
Rear foot. Nose. Locking into a grapple. I don't believe success would be achievable without the laws of Armok to rule over petty things like physics or common sense.
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Re: From my gamelog
« Reply #14 on: March 12, 2013, 03:44:51 pm »
Quote from: Bavette on March 12, 2013, 03:39:19 pm
Quote from: Loud Whispers on March 12, 2013, 03:31:12 pm
Quote from: krenshala on March 12, 2013, 02:52:06 pm
Please.  A choke hold with a wing is much more plausible than the mother horse grabbing her foal by the nose with her left rear hoof and grappling him into submission.
Apply hoof onto nose.
Apply pressure onto nose through application of hoof.
Success.
Rear foot. Nose. Locking into a grapple. I don't believe success would be achievable without the laws of Armok to rule over petty things like physics or common sense.
Rear hoof. Nose. Apply pressure.
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