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[Starver]

One nuke for each and every human, gifted to them at birth. Each person still has to work out the delivery method themselves, though. Giving your nuke to some other person or authority is an offence punishable by nuking.

Individual ankle-tags, keyed by radio to a given nuke, on its own trolley, that you are allowed to set off by removing the otherwise tamper-free tag (requires trivial, but deliberate, removal process), or going out of range ('to be defined') of the pet nuke.

Carry-On policies and luggage allowances of airlines would need adjustment, of course, but I think that's the only major issue..!

[wierd]

One nuke for each and every human, gifted to them at birth. Each person still has to work out the delivery method themselves, though. Giving your nuke to some other person or authority is an offence punishable by nuking.

Individual ankle-tags, keyed by radio to a given nuke, on its own trolley, that you are allowed to set off by removing the otherwise tamper-free tag (requires trivial, but deliberate, removal process), or going out of range ('to be defined') of the pet nuke.

Carry-On policies and luggage allowances of airlines would need adjustment, of course, but I think that's the only major issue..!

Limited time offer: 50% off on new Nike BOOM sneakers, the first and only thermonuclear footwear approved by the FAA!

[Madman198237]

Smjj, you appear to have missed my INCREDIBLY sarcastic and facetious tone.

I do not recommend assassinations, for MANY obvious reasons.

[Egan_BW]

Smjj, you appear to have missed my INCREDIBLY sarcastic and facetious tone.

I do not recommend assassinations, for MANY obvious reasons.

Try typing Kappa next time.

[Paxiecrunchle]

I am just glad that things have been calm or the last few days, I wonder if any other threads mention nuclear weapons as often as this one does.

[Reelya]

It's a bad sign when the good news is that no world power has threatened to nuke each other for the last few days, so we're getting a break.

[Antioch]

I am just glad that things have been calm or the last few days, I wonder if any other threads mention nuclear weapons as often as this one does.

Uh, they haven't been though?

http://edition.cnn.com/2017/10/07/politics/trump-north-korea-negotiations-tweet/index.html

[Paxiecrunchle]

It's a bad sign when the good news is that no world power has threatened to nuke each other for the last few days, so we're getting a break.

annnnd you've made it into my signature, congratulations.

[ChairmanPoo]

So it turns out that KJU has a sister. She's part of his goverment. Also kind of cute, actually

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[Il Palazzo]

So it turns out that KJU has a sister. She's part of his goverment. Also kind of cute, actually

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And apparently she's got huge hairy balls, with a tiny little pen.

[Descan]

why are you staring at Glorious Leader's Sister's hairy balls, pigdog american?

[Strife26]

I thought that the link was from official, reliable, and ideologically suitable information sources?

[Descan]

you're still not supposed to notice her hairy balls!

[Strife26]

What hairy balls?

[90908]

What hairy balls?

Those Hairy Balls™