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[My Name is Immaterial]

Is this the DPRK thread? I think it is.

No, this is the Kim Jong Un Application thread.

You know what I like about Kim? EVERYTHING
But especially his thighs
Calves of steel are under those pants, I just know it.

[Sheb]

Is this the DPRK thread? I think it is.

North Korea did another nuclear test. A surface test, not an underground test. The government in Pyongyang says no radioactivity has leaked and there is no danger for the environment.
According to NK, this was a succesful test of a sized down bomb, that can be fit onto a missile.

The UN has measured a 5.3 earthquake, making this the strongest nuclear test so far. Also, it seems true that this was a surface test. The USGS (United States Geoligical Survey) reports that the measured seismic activity occured at the surface, instead of underground, like with the last 4 tests.

No footage?

[BorkBorkGoesTheCode]

Is this the DPRK thread? I think it is.

North Korea did another nuclear test. A surface test, not an underground test. The government in Pyongyang says no radioactivity has leaked and there is no danger for the environment.
According to NK, this was a succesful test of a sized down bomb, that can be fit onto a missile.

The UN has measured a 5.3 earthquake, making this the strongest nuclear test so far. Also, it seems true that this was a surface test. The USGS (United States Geoligical Survey) reports that the measured seismic activity occured at the surface, instead of underground, like with the last 4 tests.

No footage?

No google maps pics?

[MetalSlimeHunt]

Reminding you of that time some guy used google maps to fully map out Pyongyang's anti-air defenses.

[TheBiggerFish]

Well that's disconcerting.

[hops]

On one hand Google probably has the technology to let South Korea annex North Korea, on the other hand that would probably make China hate it even more.

[martinuzz]

Google has the power to erase whole countries from the world map. Beware.

[martinuzz]

North Korea wants the US to acknowledge publicly that North Korea is a nuclear power. The state press agency adds that "the bunch of Obama's that are running around now babbling about senseless sanctions is completely ridiculous."

haha "bunch of Obama's", at least they get bonus point for being funny on that one.

South Korea has responded to the latest nuclear test by stating that they will "wipe Pyongyang off the map at the first signs of a possible nuclear attack by North Korea".
The South Korean military command reports that they have a plan ready to turn Pyongyang into ashes and remove it from the map with (conventional) ballistic missiles and artillery bombardments(South Korea does not have nukes), and that special elite units are ready to take out the North Korean military commanders at any first signs of agression.

[hops]

I hope that's just intimidation tactica and they actually have sleeper agents to do coups instead of killing a bunch of innocents.

[misko27]

I assume South Korean tactics are focused on active defense; meaning acting aggressively to destroy any threat to Seoul, such as Artillery, and obviously the Nuclear Weapons, if at all possible. Only then is proper occupation invovled.

North Korean tactics are, presumably, to cause the worst humanitarian disaster since the end of WW2 and drop a bomb bigger than either Hiroshima or Nagasaki's on a city that is between 20 and 30 times more populated then Hiroshima was.

[tonnot98]

You are now a moderator at /r/PyongYang

[MetalSlimeHunt]

Comrade, I was born with the blessings of socialist Juche ideology in my heart. I am far more than that.

[MetalSlimeHunt]

North Korea has provided global access to its intranet, not sure if it's intentional.

Here's a compiled list if you'd like to get viruses from ten years ago, many are currently DDoSd.

[misko27]

The day the Internet attacked back.

[hops]

Okay but why do people like to translate North Koreans to to sound dumb in English, using figures of speech literally without modifying them? I'm not saying they're smart, but this kind of seem like unintentional propaganda to me.