Bay 12 Games Forum

Please login or register.

Login with username, password and session length
Advanced search  
Pages: 1 ... 272 273 [274] 275 276 ... 341

Author Topic: Additional CIA japes [DPRK Thread]  (Read 553402 times)

MarcAFK

  • Bay Watcher
  • [INSANITY INTENSIFIES]
    • View Profile

Nah they're venomous rats
http://www.themediablog.co.uk/.a/6a011570c131b2970c01b8d1ad2318970c-pi
Innocent rats seeking asylum in Britain illegally imprisoned by terrorist chavs.
Logged
They're nearly as bad as badgers. Build a couple of anti-buzzard SAM sites marksdwarf towers and your fortress will look like Baghdad in 2003 from all the aerial bolt spam. You waste a lot of ammo and everything is covered in unslightly exploded buzzard bits and broken bolts.

MetalSlimeHunt

  • Bay Watcher
  • Gerrymander Commander
    • View Profile
Re: How Dare You Make A Thread Like This [DPRK Thread]
« Reply #4096 on: August 31, 2016, 12:06:37 am »

Do you think this is a fucking game? Stop making fun of genocide, you gamer freaks.
Logged
Quote from: Thomas Paine
To argue with a man who has renounced the use and authority of reason, and whose philosophy consists in holding humanity in contempt, is like administering medicine to the dead, or endeavoring to convert an atheist by scripture.
Quote
No Gods, No Masters.

WealthyRadish

  • Bay Watcher
    • View Profile
Re: How Dare You Make A Thread Like This [DPRK Thread]
« Reply #4097 on: August 31, 2016, 12:21:30 am »

Saw the banner on the right, gave it away, 6/10, still curious about that wool though.
Logged

IronyOwl

  • Bay Watcher
  • Nope~
    • View Profile
Re: How Dare You Make A Thread Like This [DPRK Thread]
« Reply #4098 on: August 31, 2016, 04:24:34 am »

Saw the banner on the right, gave it away, 6/10, still curious about that wool though.
Science has never gone too far. I for one look forward to our seagull adonis overlords.
Logged
Quote from: Radio Controlled (Discord)
A hand, a hand, my kingdom for a hot hand!
The kitchenette mold free, you move on to the pantry. it's nasty in there. The bacon is grazing on the lettuce. The ham is having an illicit affair with the prime rib, The potatoes see all, know all. A rat in boxer shorts smoking a foul smelling cigar is banging on a cabinet shouting about rent money.

hops

  • Bay Watcher
  • Secretary of Antifa
    • View Profile
Re: How Dare You Make A Thread Like This [DPRK Thread]
« Reply #4099 on: August 31, 2016, 08:39:54 am »

0/10 not HTML5
Logged
she/her. (Pronouns vary over time.) The artist formerly known as Objective/Cinder.

One True Polycule with flame99 <3

Avatar by makowka

RedKing

  • Bay Watcher
  • hoo hoo motherfucker
    • View Profile
Logged

Remember, knowledge is power. The power to make other people feel stupid.
Quote from: Neil DeGrasse Tyson
Science is like an inoculation against charlatans who would have you believe whatever it is they tell you.

hops

  • Bay Watcher
  • Secretary of Antifa
    • View Profile
Re: How Dare You Make A Thread Like This [DPRK Thread]
« Reply #4101 on: September 01, 2016, 02:14:56 am »

What about edu-anion?
Logged
she/her. (Pronouns vary over time.) The artist formerly known as Objective/Cinder.

One True Polycule with flame99 <3

Avatar by makowka

Baffler

  • Bay Watcher
  • Caveat Lector.
    • View Profile
Re: How Dare You Make A Thread Like This [DPRK Thread]
« Reply #4102 on: September 01, 2016, 08:23:39 am »

What about edu-anion?

See? How could any system of education that produces punnery like this possibly be the best choice for Best Korea?
Logged
Quote from: Helgoland
Even if you found a suitable opening, I doubt it would prove all too satisfying. And it might leave some nasty wounds, depending on the moral high ground's geology.
Location subject to periodic change.
Baffler likes silver, walnut trees, the color green, tanzanite, and dogs for their loyalty. When possible he prefers to consume beef, iced tea, and cornbread. He absolutely detests ticks.

MetalSlimeHunt

  • Bay Watcher
  • Gerrymander Commander
    • View Profile
Logged
Quote from: Thomas Paine
To argue with a man who has renounced the use and authority of reason, and whose philosophy consists in holding humanity in contempt, is like administering medicine to the dead, or endeavoring to convert an atheist by scripture.
Quote
No Gods, No Masters.

misko27

  • Bay Watcher
  • Lawful Neutral; Prophet of Pestilence
    • View Profile
Re: How Dare You Make A Thread Like This [DPRK Thread]
« Reply #4104 on: September 02, 2016, 05:47:02 pm »

Do you think this is a fucking game? Stop making fun of genocide, you gamer freaks.
Well that spooked me. And I was already spooked, so damn.
So there might be an allegedly dead American teaching English in North Korea.
Hmm. You know, I'm really looking forward to when the DPRK gets taken down, and someone goes through their damn archives and sorts the fact from fiction.
Logged
The Age of Man is over. It is the Fire's turn now

Flying Dice

  • Bay Watcher
  • inveterate shitposter
    • View Profile
Re: It Gets Weirder [DPRK Thread]
« Reply #4105 on: September 02, 2016, 06:08:58 pm »

What fiction? Obviously their archives are a perfectly accurate account of the history of Best Korea.
Logged


Aurora on small monitors:
1. Game Parameters -> Reduced Height Windows.
2. Lock taskbar to the right side of your desktop.
3. Run Resize Enable

RedKing

  • Bay Watcher
  • hoo hoo motherfucker
    • View Profile
Re: It Gets Weirder [DPRK Thread]
« Reply #4107 on: September 06, 2016, 08:26:31 am »

So there might be an allegedly dead American teaching English in North Korea.
I'm skeptical of this one. If he had disappeared from Heilongjiang, sure. But Yunnan? That's down near Thailand. Awfully long way to send kidnappers for a dude hiking. Most of the abductions of Americans have been opportunistic, when people literally traipse around Pyongyang and give them some semi-legit cover for detaining them.
Logged

Remember, knowledge is power. The power to make other people feel stupid.
Quote from: Neil DeGrasse Tyson
Science is like an inoculation against charlatans who would have you believe whatever it is they tell you.

MetalSlimeHunt

  • Bay Watcher
  • Gerrymander Commander
    • View Profile
Logged
Quote from: Thomas Paine
To argue with a man who has renounced the use and authority of reason, and whose philosophy consists in holding humanity in contempt, is like administering medicine to the dead, or endeavoring to convert an atheist by scripture.
Quote
No Gods, No Masters.

martinuzz

  • Bay Watcher
  • High dwarf
    • View Profile
Re: I like, TOTALLY love Great General Kim Jong-Un. He's just, like, SO totally hot.
« Reply #4109 on: September 09, 2016, 12:58:00 am »

Is this the DPRK thread? I think it is.

North Korea did another nuclear test. A surface test, not an underground test. The government in Pyongyang says no radioactivity has leaked and there is no danger for the environment.
According to NK, this was a succesful test of a sized down bomb, that can be fit onto a missile.

The UN has measured a 5.3 earthquake, making this the strongest nuclear test so far. Also, it seems true that this was a surface test. The USGS (United States Geoligical Survey) reports that the measured seismic activity occured at the surface, instead of underground, like with the last 4 tests.

Logged
Friendly and polite reminder for optimists: Hope is a finite resource

We can ­disagree and still love each other, ­unless your disagreement is rooted in my oppression and denial of my humanity and right to exist - James Baldwin

http://www.bay12forums.com/smf/index.php?topic=73719.msg1830479#msg1830479
Pages: 1 ... 272 273 [274] 275 276 ... 341