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[Loud Whispers]

Best Korea invents Best Booze.

That's up there with the Russian fireproof paper in the list of things I want that commies had D:<

Well, presuming the Norks aren't full of fibs

[SirQuiamus]

Best Koryo Liquor made of six-thousand-year-old Kaesong Koryo Ginseng with highest medicinal effect of Kumdang 2 scorched rice Best Koryo Ginseng make Kumdang 2 injection cure all disease and medical condition including hangover Strong Beloved Leader use Warp to give hangover to capitalist pig and kill all American farm animal Kim Il-Sung alive in Pjongjang Kim Il-Sung making fast hangover warp magic in Pjongjang Best Koryo Liquor highly appreciated by experts and lovers is suave and cause no hangover

http://kumdang2.com/
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About safety of kumdang 2 injection.

1) Kumdang-2 Injection is a herbal medicine extracted from Kaesong Koryo insam (ginseng) cultivated in Kaesong DPR Korea by applying rare-earth molecular fertilizer. It contains insam saccharides, light rare earth elements, a micro-quantities of gold and platinum.

2) It causes no pain during and after injection.

3) Unlike chemical medicines, it has no adverse side effects.

4) It has no contraindications and can be used together with other medicines.

5) It optimizes the systems of autonomic nerve and self-curing by stimulating hypothalamus, the centre of the autonomic nervous system, functions anti-inflammatory, anti-bacteria and anti-virus, restores the diseased parts t revitalizing and proliferating cells, optimizes immunity, maintains the homoeostasis of the body, and functions anti-oxidant.

6) It absorbs or removes all those that have not originally been in human body (e.g. cancer, pathological secretion, etc.) including those of the same cellular tissues as the healthy ones like polyps or some skin diseases.

7) Owing to its healing mechanism, it can cure a large variety of diseases, and its effects instantly emerge vivid and last long.

8) Dosage does not vaiy according to diseases, but alters a little according to the patient’s body weight and severity of the illness.

9) The main purpose of injection is to cure diseases, but it is also good for healthy persons as it invigorates them, optimizes their immunity and makes them more beautiful.

10) It is good for those who have taken chemical medicines like anti-biotics and narcotic drugs and those who have drunken much alcohol because Kumdang-2 Injection prevents, neutralizes or removes all side effects and addiction. In particular, when taking such medicines that entail severe side effects like anti-cancer and anti-TB medicines, it is advisable to apply this injection simultaneously with them so as to prevent their side effects and expedite cure of the diseases.

11) Hitherto, in uses of Kumdang-2 Injection, nobody could find any sign of attachment (love), addiction, intoxication or their similarity of any kind.

[Graknorke]

Why don't we just live on a diet on ginseng?

[wierd]

argh. My brains.

Newsflash North Korea:

Hangovers are caused by a buildup of acetaldehyde in your bloodstream. This is caused by the enzymic decomposition of ethanol into acetate complexes inside your liver. (This same process is also why methyl alcohol is so deadly. Instead of producing acetaldehyde, it produces formaldehyde instead.)

So, if you have a functioning liver, and your consume alcohol in excessive quantities-- YOU WILL GET A HANGOVER.

Want to get drunk, but have no hangover? Consume something OTHER than ethanol-- OR -- suffer from all the ill health effects of having a diseased liver-- OR -- take an alcohol dehydrogenase inhibitor, and suffer something WORSE than a hangover.

Seriously-- those are the options. Magic ginseng extracts won't make the hangover go away after drinking alcohol to excess.

[GiglameshDespair]

It cures love, huh.

I think there's a bunch of people moping in the Sad Thread that could do with a dose of this NK magic.

[Xantalos]

North Korea invented pure tequila, is what you're saying?

Or I'm horribly misinformed.

[wierd]

That's like arguing that "The processes behind the causes of cancer are still largely unknown" is justification for a counter argument to a statement along the lines of "Smoking causes cancer."

Rather, you should read as-- Acutely high levels of acetaldehyde in your bloodstream is a direct consequence of alcohol metabolization by your liver, and has been shown to cause symptoms consistent with hangover. Thus, the very consumption and metabolism of alcohol will result in hangover symptoms.

Similarly to how when you read "Smoking cigarettes causes cancer" you should be reading "The inhalation of radioactive polonium found in most cigarette ashes, along with the high concentrations of free radicals and other carcinogenic substances found in cigarette smoke has been shown to greatly increase incidence of lung and other forms of cancer."

The fact that we dont fully understand cancer does not make smoking cigarettes safe.

Likewise, the fact that we dont fully understand hangovers does not mean that drinking ethanol will ever stop causing them.

[MetalSlimeHunt]

Daily life in North Korea.

[Dorsidwarf]

Apparently North Koreans not all insane brainwashees, have functioning skills.

[wierd]

All hail great leader's movie marathon! A melodramatic epic of the working man's struggle against western imperialism!

[IronyOwl]

Apparently North Koreans not all insane brainwashees, have functioning skills.

This is actually pretty fascinating, though I'm curious how objective some art girl's interpretation is.

[Loud Whispers]

How beautiful the most heavily militarised border on Earth is, when you forget that its 250km-long swathe of forests is laced with landmines.

[MetalSlimeHunt]

To be fair, at least the US side is "just" ankle mines, which will only horribly mutilate instead of killing you in a stretch of mostly unpatrolled wilderness.

Having seen it with my own eyes, it is an amazing landscape. If not for the everything I'd happily spend days hiking there.

[Baffler]

Apparently North Koreans not all insane brainwashees, have functioning skills.

This is actually pretty fascinating, though I'm curious how objective some art girl's interpretation is.

It's interesting too how much issue they took with certain minor details in the film. And it's tragically hilarious that Dresnok and co. ended up being the evil Americans in every single propaganda film that requires some.

[Guardian G.I.]

Some interesting photos of North Korean countryside, as found in Google Maps and Panoramio:

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