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Just send the excess over to America. We always accept money. I'm sure we could provide some token service in return so people don't riot.

Maybe we could take a couple of those refugees of your hands? But you'd have to pay for the boats.
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Re: Chinese Bourgeoisie Scum Betray The Peace-Loving Korean People [DPRK Thread]
« Reply #3892 on: January 16, 2016, 04:22:31 am »

North korea is becoming an increasingly big liability to china. I wonder how long it takes before keeping them as allies is considered worse than sharing a border with a US ally.
I wonder if the solution will be allowing reunification with the clause of US taking all their military hardware back home, or chinese soldiers paying a visit to dear glorious leader.

edit: there is also the possibility of forcing north korea to be sane, but that would be borderline unthinkable. If china can do that, I'll vote china as president of the world, nevermind that the position doesn't exist and you likely can't elect a country to it.
« Last Edit: January 16, 2016, 04:30:25 am by andrea »
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Re: Chinese Bourgeoisie Scum Betray The Peace-Loving Korean People [DPRK Thread]
« Reply #3893 on: January 16, 2016, 05:53:43 am »

edit: there is also the possibility of forcing north korea to be sane, but that would be borderline unthinkable. If china can do that, I'll vote china as president of the world, nevermind that the position doesn't exist and you likely can't elect a country to it.
That would probably require euthanizing anyone over the age of 6 or 7. Anyone above that age is indoctrinated beyond our repair capacities / we don't have enough psychiatric institutions available, worldwide, to deprogram them.
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Re: Chinese Bourgeoisie Scum Betray The Peace-Loving Korean People [DPRK Thread]
« Reply #3894 on: January 16, 2016, 07:07:48 am »

Uh, don't they have underground not-indoctrinated culture stuff?
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Re: Chinese Bourgeoisie Scum Betray The Peace-Loving Korean People [DPRK Thread]
« Reply #3895 on: January 16, 2016, 08:06:53 am »

Since 1953, some 100,000-300,000 NKoreans have defected, mainly to China and then on to somewhere else.
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Re: Chinese Bourgeoisie Scum Betray The Peace-Loving Korean People [DPRK Thread]
« Reply #3896 on: January 16, 2016, 08:26:02 am »

Exactly.
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Re: Chinese Bourgeoisie Scum Betray The Peace-Loving Korean People [DPRK Thread]
« Reply #3897 on: January 16, 2016, 10:08:14 am »

I wonder what the north koreans allowed to leave NK think, when they see the outside world for the first time. Sure, probably it is mostly china, but china is still a modern well fed country with a far less oppressive government. That is bound to raise some questions. Of course, their family is held hostage and so they can't flee, but still.

I am kind of curious about knowing the full propaganda given to north korean citizens. Probably there is an archive somewhere on the internet compiled from tales from NK defectors.

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Re: Peace-loving Consumers of N-Korea Drink to their Glorious CEO [DPRK Thread]
« Reply #3899 on: January 19, 2016, 04:50:26 pm »

Best Korea invents Best Booze.
The first little step to them turning into a corporate capitalist state, subduing the world with the export of hangoverless booze.
TAKE THAT HEINEKEN!
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