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Re: Kim Jong-Un Secures Role As The Thirteenth Doctor [DPRK Thread]
« Reply #3420 on: August 13, 2015, 05:19:05 am »

Another senior North Korean executed for disputing supreme leader's forestation policy. Kimmy loves his trees. I also love the symbolism in Kim preserving the trees whilst his people starve.
The trees are his people. Kim is an undercover tree, sent from the Amazon to take over the world and stop deforestation.
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Is it just me or the thread's title is gradually becoming more incoherent
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what do you mean it's incoherent
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Re: Kim Jong-Un Secures Role As The Thirteenth Doctor [DPRK Thread]
« Reply #3423 on: August 13, 2015, 05:54:59 am »

Another senior North Korean executed for disputing supreme leader's forestation policy. Kimmy loves his trees. I also love the symbolism in Kim preserving the trees whilst his people starve.

I'm getting a Red Queen vibe. "What do you mean, ash? I asked for an oak! OFF WITH HIS HEAD!"
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Re: North Korea: Enemy Within [DPRK Thread]
« Reply #3424 on: August 13, 2015, 06:03:58 am »

His dad Il always gave me that vibe, especially since caricatures of him in newspapers seem to love giving him a gigantic head.
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Re: Two Koreas One Cup [DPRK Thread]
« Reply #3425 on: August 13, 2015, 09:25:24 am »

"Sir, the people are starving!"

"Let them eat bark! And then shoot them for eating the bark."
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Re: The Onion Exposes Homoerotic Crevices Of Western Imperalism [DPRK Thread]
« Reply #3427 on: August 17, 2015, 07:36:29 pm »

I guess with John Stewart stepping down the Onion decided to fill the void of "content that makes you laugh because the truth hurts inside".  ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
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Re: Take that you pigdog loudspeaker! [DPRK Thread]
« Reply #3429 on: August 21, 2015, 04:40:22 am »

What's disturbingly funny about it is that apparently the NK attack missed the loudspeaker and left it intact.

They can't even hit a stationairy target. But I guess that is kind of hard when you are trembling from hunger.
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Re: Take that you pigdog loudspeaker! [DPRK Thread]
« Reply #3430 on: August 21, 2015, 05:33:11 am »

What's disturbingly funny about it is that apparently the NK attack missed the loudspeaker and left it intact.

They can't even hit a stationairy target. But I guess that is kind of hard when you are trembling from hunger.
Or they didn't even intend to hit it.

EDIT: A detailed analysis of the artillery duel, courtesy of Nknews.org.

In case you can't access it due to paywall, here's the full text of the article:
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Re: The Onion Exposes Homoerotic Crevices Of Western Imperalism [DPRK Thread]
« Reply #3431 on: August 21, 2015, 07:34:47 am »

This is a bit different from the normal NK strategy of trying to create fear and provocation with supposed demonstrations of force but never actualy engaging in real non small scale aggression since they can't back it up, at least not without allies. NK has always been most active during times of stress between SK/western nations and NK's supposed "allies" like China.

This time however, the aggression escalated a bit more then usual. If reports from internal tension in NK's core government are to be believed, NK's dear leader is becoming more and more desperate/extremist.
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Re: The Onion Exposes Homoerotic Crevices Of Western Imperalism [DPRK Thread]
« Reply #3432 on: August 22, 2015, 02:29:57 am »

Time til NK declares war

Start the betting war.
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Re: The Onion Exposes Homoerotic Crevices Of Western Imperalism [DPRK Thread]
« Reply #3433 on: August 22, 2015, 04:23:14 am »

Apparently, they positioned artillery in the DMZ this time, which is both a first and a clear violation of the armistice.
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