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[Owlbread]

If DPRK was a gentleman, he'd be the kind that tries covering the fact that he's got tiny genitalia by sticking a balloon down his trousers.

You're right. The brass balls would literally be that - some kind of bizarre Victorian prosthetic.

[nenjin]

I came for the thread title, but I stayed for the commentary.

[Descan]

owlbread your avatar looks like a lumpy penis with a face

there

someone had to say it

[Owlbread]

owlbread your avatar looks like a lumpy penis with a face

there

someone had to say it

Of course, yes. Why do you think I kept it? It makes me feel uncomfortable every time I look at it, which is great.

[Fniff]

What is it?

[FearfulJesuit]

It's from the Ameripol megathread. The guy in question was running for Congress in Oklahoma's third district and was endearingly batshit.

[Arx]

The guy in question

To avoid confusion, the guy FearfulJesuit means is the person in the avatar, not the maker. I'm pretty sure I've never run for Congress.

[Sinistar]

Smiling Koreans

Relevant:

Spoiler: DAAWWWWWWW :3 (click to show/hide)

[Loud Whispers]

Smiling Koreans

Relevant:

Spoiler: DAAWWWWWWW :3 (click to show/hide)

Also wearing branded clothes
THE SEEDS OF CAPITALIST IMMORALITY HAVE BEEN SOWN, LIBERATION IS NIGH

[Owlbread]

North Korea backs Scottish independence

North Korea is quietly backing the Yes vote in Scotland and would be keen to increase trade with a newly independent Edinburgh, according to officials of the Pyongyang regime.

"I think that independence would be a very positive thing for Scotland," Choe Kwan-il, managing editor of the Choson Sinbo newspaper, told The Telegraph.

Supported by Pyongyang, the Tokyo-based publication provides news to an estimated 200,000 Koreans who live in Japan but swear allegiance – and send vast amounts of financial support – to North Korea.

"We have not reported on the vote in Scotland yet, but we will after it has happened," Choe said.

"I believe that every person has the right to be a member of an independent nation, to have sovereignty, to live in peace and to enjoy equality," he said. "And I believe that a majority of Scots feel the same and will vote for independence."

"I believe independence will be positive as it will encourage personal exchanges and provide both countries with business chances," said Choe. "North Korea is rich in natural resources and we like the taste of Scotch whisky, so we can be beneficial to each other."

I know I said No Telegraph in the European thread but even I have to post this.

[nenjin]

And suddenly, the Starburst commercials seem prophetic.

[penguinofhonor]

Aww, Scotland could become the North Korea of Europe. They could be friends.

[Owlbread]

Aww, Scotland could become the North Korea of Europe. They could be friends.

I'm afraid we'd have to usurp Belarus first for that title. We can still try to be the Venezuela of the North, though.

[Descan]

Heh.

This won't go over well~

[Guardian G.I.]

Aww, Scotland could become the North Korea of Europe. They could be friends.

I'm afraid we'd have to usurp Belarus first for that title. We can still try to be the Venezuela of the North, though.

Oi, so we're North Korea of Europe now? I can't recall any famines, prison camps, ICBM development or nuclear weapons programmes present in our country.

Spoiler: What does the Last Dictatorship in Europe™ have in common with Best Korea? (click to show/hide)

We have a single satellite in orbit, DPRK also has one. Both in Belarus and in North Korea totalitarian regimes are oppressing the free people, but the degree of oppression is very different in both countries - in North Korea, the Great Leader personally kills dissidents with mortar strikes, in Belarus, opposition activists get harassed once in a while. One may claim that we have a cult of personality, but propaganda in our country isn't as widespread, invasive or effective as in North Korea. Kazakhstan easily beats Belarus by the amount of posters featuring the president hanging at the streets - you can hardly ever find a portrait of Lukashenko anywhere outside some occasional government offices and bookstores which sell them. Our economy definitely isn't an autarky, unlike the North Korean economy. The list goes on and on.

I'm sure that the sources which are read by dear comrade Owlbread are more reliable than mine, though.