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[Sheb]

I'd also add a tendency by Western media to pick up any "weird" story coming from North Korea and to make them sound silly. Like that story about Kim Jong-Un forbidding all haircut but his own.

[MetalSlimeHunt]

It's not exactly unprecedented.

[Sheb]

But it was still fake.

[IronyOwl]

But it was still fake.

Speaking of which, didn't Kim's girlfriend resurface, alive and un-anti-aircrafted? I saw an article on it, but it seemed like a somewhat dodgy site and I figured someone else would be along with the news shortly. Then I obviously forgot all about it until now.

[MetalSlimeHunt]

I'm not sure if we can really rely on any of the news about people being alive or dead in North Korea. It wouldn't overly shock me if it came out that Kim-Jong Il was alive or had been murdered.

[Guardian G.I.]

I'm not sure if we can really rely on any of the news about people being alive or dead in North Korea. It wouldn't overly shock me if it came out that Kim-Jong Il was alive or had been murdered.

A while ago, the South Korean newspaper "Chosun Ilbo" claimed that a North Korean singer and (reportedly) Kim Jong-un's ex-girlfriend Hyon Song-wol was executed by firing squad along with 11 other performers for making pornography videos. The execution was reportedly ordered by Kim Jong-un himself. Such a report, once again exposing the shocking brutality of North Korea's totalitarian regime was immediately reprinted and reposted by the Western media. Hyon Song-wol later on appeared on North Korean television, alive and well.

Here's an article listing some sensationalist reports about North Korea.

[My Name is Immaterial]

No one noticed North Korea's 'win' against Brazil?

[Owlbread]

No one noticed North Korea's 'win' against Brazil?

Scotland actually drew with Brazil once in 1974. I always support North Korea in the FIFA World Cup though.

[hops]

The fact that they haven't reacted to the video game thus means that they approve of it?

Why wouldn't they approve of Kim Jong-Un riding a unicorn and taking out the US Army?

[Loud Whispers]

http://vimeo.com/102051605

Dawww

[LordSlowpoke]

the fuck's that supposed to show exactly

[Loud Whispers]

the fuck's that supposed to show exactly

Smiling Koreans

[Darvi]

Pope asks for miracles to happen. The thought is probably appreciated, but I doubt that a nation whose celebratory fireworks is a bunch of missiles fired at the sea is going to listen.

[Loud Whispers]

Inb4 Christian purge 2 electric boogaloo

[Owlbread]

I loved the DPRK's comments on the Northern rocket launch coinciding with the papal visit to the South:

There was no North Korean reaction to the visit, apart from a denial that a rocket launch on Friday was timed to coincide with his arrival. "We would like to ask the Pope why he set about his South Korean trip the day when we are making latest tactical rocket test-fire according to our regular plan, though there are a lot of days in the year," state news agency KCNA wondered.

"Hey, it's not our fault he screwed up and picked the wrong day on our schedule. He should have known better."

If the DPRK was a gentleman, during his daily parambulations his great swinging brass balls would literally clang together. Unfortunately for him those balls are all he's got.