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Re: MSH visits the DMZ, somehow was not kidnapped [North Korea Thead]
« Reply #3060 on: May 27, 2014, 07:13:15 pm »
Much as I love insects, getting back on topic...

I've heard that the current theory with NK tunnels, is that rather than digging them straight into SK territory, they dig them partially into the DMZ then leave them like that with equipment to rapidly finish the tunnel in a matter of hours of war breaking out.
Though I'm not sure how feasible that actually is.
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Re: MSH visits the DMZ, somehow was not kidnapped [North Korea Thead]
« Reply #3061 on: May 27, 2014, 07:14:52 pm »
I'm talking McDonald's, stuff that's recognized as food only in the non-civilized parts of the world.
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Re: MSH visits the DMZ, somehow was not kidnapped [North Korea Thead]
« Reply #3062 on: May 27, 2014, 07:17:59 pm »
Shhh, you do know the NSA is monitoring us and probably taking offense to that, right?
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Re: MSH visits the DMZ, somehow was not kidnapped [North Korea Thead]
« Reply #3063 on: May 27, 2014, 07:21:48 pm »
Quote from: Darvi on May 27, 2014, 07:17:59 pm
Shhh, you do know the NSA is monitoring us and probably taking offense to that, right?

I don't know what the NSA is, but I'm sure there's a lot more pressing things they could have taken offense to rather than that. :P
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Re: MSH visits the DMZ, somehow was not kidnapped [North Korea Thead]
« Reply #3064 on: May 27, 2014, 07:32:53 pm »
Quote from: Korbac on May 27, 2014, 07:21:48 pm
Quote from: Darvi on May 27, 2014, 07:17:59 pm
Shhh, you do know the NSA is monitoring us and probably taking offense to that, right?

I don't know what the NSA is

Oh but they know what you are.

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but I'm sure there's a lot more pressing things they could have taken offense to rather than that.

Yep. You clearly have no idea who they are.
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Re: MSH visits the DMZ, somehow was not kidnapped [North Korea Thead]
« Reply #3065 on: May 27, 2014, 07:45:50 pm »
Quote from: nenjin on May 27, 2014, 07:32:53 pm
Quote from: Korbac on May 27, 2014, 07:21:48 pm
Quote from: Darvi on May 27, 2014, 07:17:59 pm
Shhh, you do know the NSA is monitoring us and probably taking offense to that, right?

I don't know what the NSA is

Oh but they know what you are.

*eyes narrow*

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but I'm sure there's a lot more pressing things they could have taken offense to rather than that.

Yep. You clearly have no idea who they are.

Are you seriously telling me that, out of all the posts in all the threads in all the boards in these forums, THAT was the worst we've got?

Because yes, of course it is. Totally. We're very low - key here. Nothing to see. XD
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Re: MSH visits the DMZ, somehow was not kidnapped [North Korea Thead]
« Reply #3066 on: May 27, 2014, 08:32:25 pm »
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Just fill the tunnels with bees.
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Not the bees, bees are much friendlier. Wasps are Satan's angels here to punish man for his hubris, just like mosquitos.

if we wanna go full eco-Terrorist, use africanized honey bees and clear out a good ten miles
-_- screw you, our native, timid honeybees are already stuggling against non-africanized Murrican bees.
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Re: MSH visits the DMZ, somehow was not kidnapped [North Korea Thead]
« Reply #3067 on: May 27, 2014, 09:40:13 pm »
Quote from: Loud Whispers on May 27, 2014, 02:02:58 pm
Not the bees, bees are much friendlier. Wasps are Satan's angels here to punish man for his Hubris, just like mosquitos.
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Re: MSH visits the DMZ, somehow was not kidnapped [North Korea Thead]
« Reply #3068 on: May 27, 2014, 10:29:28 pm »
Quote from: Hubris Incalculable on May 27, 2014, 09:40:13 pm
Quote from: Loud Whispers on May 27, 2014, 02:02:58 pm
Not the bees, bees are much friendlier. Wasps are Satan's angels here to punish man for his Hubris, just like mosquitos.
HEY!

Your parents are totally going to get stung. :/
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Re: MSH visits the DMZ, somehow was not kidnapped [North Korea Thead]
« Reply #3069 on: May 27, 2014, 10:49:18 pm »
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Re: MSH visits the DMZ, somehow was not kidnapped [North Korea Thead]
« Reply #3070 on: May 28, 2014, 01:18:02 am »
Quote from: Pnx on May 27, 2014, 07:13:15 pm
Much as I love insects, getting back on topic...

I've heard that the current theory with NK tunnels, is that rather than digging them straight into SK territory, they dig them partially into the DMZ then leave them like that with equipment to rapidly finish the tunnel in a matter of hours of war breaking out.
Though I'm not sure how feasible that actually is.
The tunnels are hundreds of meters below the surface, carved through bedrock in a tight space with sub-optimal tools. Fast work it ain't. North Korea could be fully conquered by the time they finished going over the demarcation line, much less before the DMZ is taken.
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Re: MSH visits the DMZ, somehow was not kidnapped [North Korea Thead]
« Reply #3071 on: May 28, 2014, 01:34:41 am »
Even modern tunnel digging is pretty slow: the ones using tunnel bore machines.
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Re: MSH visits the DMZ, somehow was not kidnapped [North Korea Thead]
« Reply #3072 on: May 28, 2014, 01:46:38 am »
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Re: MSH visits the DMZ, somehow was not kidnapped [North Korea Thead]
« Reply #3073 on: May 28, 2014, 01:48:16 am »
so how do we know msh is not a best korean agent now
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Re: MSH visits the DMZ, somehow was not kidnapped [North Korea Thead]
« Reply #3074 on: May 28, 2014, 01:51:41 am »
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so how do we know msh is not a best korean agent now
We don't. Let's try a simple tests.

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