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Author Topic: Additional CIA japes [DPRK Thread]  (Read 549757 times)

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Re: North Korea Needs Its Fix, Man! [North Korea Thread]
« Reply #2220 on: August 31, 2013, 08:17:48 pm »

it's not about ideology, you can be a racist and a nationalist and still believe in a socialist implementation of your favourite right wing ideology. it's about planned economy vs free market, not universalist hippies vs xenophobic thugs, socialism and nationalism\racism aren't in the same political axis
Racist Socialism? So Nationalist Socialism?

People really misunderstand Communism and Fascism. If it is inherently unequal, if there is a definite, obvious effort to incorporate forced Inequality into a government-run system, it's Fascism. If it's forced equality, it's Communist. If it's neither, it's neither. This has unsettling implications for many supposedly communist countries, I realize.

That said, North Korea is about one statement away from a divinely inspired Absolute Monarchy, if not already, so applying "Communist", "Socialist" and all the other may not apply

Edit: Kim Jong-Un's Girlfriend Executed after sex-tape.
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Re: North Korea Needs Its Fix, Man! [North Korea Thread]
« Reply #2221 on: August 31, 2013, 08:27:52 pm »

Kim Jong-Un's Girlfriend Executed after sex-tape.
Wait a minute, wait a minute. 11 people were executed. Holy shit that sex tape must've had the most professional camera work ever.
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Re: North Korea Needs Its Fix, Man! [North Korea Thread]
« Reply #2222 on: August 31, 2013, 08:42:06 pm »

According to the article they were all also members of the orchestra she was a part of. The whole thing is utterly ridiculous, honestly.
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Re: North Korea Needs Its Fix, Man! [North Korea Thread]
« Reply #2223 on: August 31, 2013, 10:16:42 pm »

Huh. Apparently, when I post a report with those statements in it, it starts a completely unrelated flame war. When someone else posts it, people pay attention to it. Odd how that works.
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Re: North Korea Needs Its Fix, Man! [North Korea Thread]
« Reply #2224 on: August 31, 2013, 10:52:58 pm »

Huh. Apparently, when I post a report with those statements in it, it starts a completely unrelated flame war. When someone else posts it, people pay attention to it. Odd how that works.
It could just be the sex tape aspect of it. Sex-tapes and Kim Jong Un in the same sentence is something that tends to dominate a discussion.
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Re: North Korea Needs Its Fix, Man! [North Korea Thread]
« Reply #2225 on: September 04, 2013, 10:00:40 am »

Huh. Apparently, when I post a report with those statements in it, it starts a completely unrelated flame war. When someone else posts it, people pay attention to it. Odd how that works.
It could just be the sex tape aspect of it. Sex-tapes and Kim Jong Un in the same sentence is something that tends to dominate a discussion.
I'm with MZ on this one, he did mention that before.
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Re: North Korea Needs Its Fix, Man! [North Korea Thread]
« Reply #2226 on: September 04, 2013, 12:25:00 pm »

So Dennis Rodman has returned to North Korea, Why? He's Dennis Rodman, Basketball player and apparent makeshift diplomat. There is speculation he is looking to secure the release of Kenneth Bae, the Korean-American held by NK.
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Re: North Korea Needs Its Fix, Man! [North Korea Thread]
« Reply #2227 on: September 04, 2013, 02:01:29 pm »

Ha, that's interesting. Sounds like something you'd see in a Slam Jam Remix's youtube comments, but hey, reality is weirder than fiction.
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Re: North Korea Needs Its Fix, Man! [North Korea Thread]
« Reply #2228 on: September 04, 2013, 10:42:05 pm »

Do me a solid.?
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Re: 20,000 "Disapperances" from Camp 22. [North Korea Thread]
« Reply #2229 on: September 06, 2013, 02:48:41 pm »

North Korea is continuing its proud tradition of death camps.

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Straight out of 1984.

By the way, did you know North Korea has a state-run comedy skit named It's So Funny? I'm guessing it is not actually very funny at all, but being that I can't understand Korean there's no telling. Care to give us a review, Sky?
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Re: 20,000 "Disapperances" from Camp 22. [North Korea Thread]
« Reply #2230 on: September 06, 2013, 03:15:14 pm »

They really put their efforts into the sets.
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Re: 20,000 "Disapperances" from Camp 22. [North Korea Thread]
« Reply #2231 on: September 06, 2013, 03:16:00 pm »

Sky can't translate it either because she speaks Inferior Korean, which is totally different from Best Korean in that it doesn't have such a large vocabulary based around propaganda.
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Re: 20,000 "Disapperances" from Camp 22. [North Korea Thread]
« Reply #2232 on: September 06, 2013, 03:17:04 pm »

Do me a solid.?
"Solid", in some areas of the U.S., is slang for favor, or something in one's interests.
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Re: 20,000 "Disapperances" from Camp 22. [North Korea Thread]
« Reply #2233 on: September 06, 2013, 03:18:31 pm »

It's also probably a pun.
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Re: North Korea Needs It's Fix, Man! [North Korea Thread]
« Reply #2234 on: September 06, 2013, 03:29:07 pm »

The majority of your population using highly addictive narcotics is not something that just happens overnight.

Religion is the Opiate of the Masses... (literally, being super religious releases chemicals in the brain...)

And Dear Leader is like a God...
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