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[Strife26]

Battle tractors really aren't a terrible idea for North Korea, I mean, it lets them get at least a bit of a double use out of the things for less money. After all, it's not like they have a chance of actually making self propelled artillery that's fast enough to survive American and South Korean counterbattery fire.

[Sergarr]

The cavalry's real purpose is to look glorious on parades. Especially when said parades are carried out in the enemies capital.

Judging by these horses NK military is still going strong.

Also that oversized gun is hilarious. It's like 5 meters long *insert joke about overcompensation here*.

[MonkeyHead]

I now really want a game were you play a designer in third world country which must supply an array of modern combat equipment using only old soviet surplus equipment.
As the game goes on you could even capture nearby nations surplus equipment, diversifying your stock.

That sounds awesome.

[Guardian G.I.]

I now really want a game were you play a designer in third world country which must supply an array of modern combat equipment using only old soviet surplus equipment.
As the game goes on you could even capture nearby nations surplus equipment, diversifying your stock.

I'd buy it. It's a pretty awesome concept.

No unicorns? For shame.

They're all unicorns. Great Leader has simply taken their horns in order to create the People's Magic (You are now imagining what Communist magic would be like).

In capitalist nations, magic is seen only as a highly destructive weapon. The American imperialist and militarist circles use their vast supply of spells to bully other countries into doing their bidding.
In Soviet Union and all progressive socialist states, magic is used for peaceful purposes, benefiting the people and the national economy. Furthermore, the Soviet Union is a firm advocate of unconditional worldwide magic disarmament.

Also that oversized gun is hilarious. It's like 5 meters long *insert joke about overcompensation here*.

Some of the Soviet experimental artillery designs from the 1950s, such as 2A3 Kondensator and 2B1 Oka are even bigger!

[Jopax]

Funfact, the Kondensator is a nuclear artillery piece.

[Guardian G.I.]

Funfact, the Kondensator is a nuclear artillery piece.

...created in response to smaller American atomic cannons. However, Khrushchev decided that missiles are more effective.

Soviet military engineers devised some really awesome projects, like laser tanks or orbital anti-satellite laser cannons.

[Aseaheru]

I still think the Davy Crockett was idiotic and awesome at the same time.

[Steelmagic]

I still think the Davy Crockett was idiotic and awesome at the same time.

Can't leave the infantry nuke-less now can we?

[BunnyBob77]

Speaking of crazy military ideas, my personal favorite is Project Thor.

[Jopax]

I still think the Davy Crockett was idiotic and awesome at the same time.

Can't leave the infantry nuke-less now can we?

That reminds me of that miniseries based on Stephen King novels, in one episode a proffessional hitman buys a present of toy soliders for someone and they come to life and start attacking him. At the end he fights a commando figurine which comes with a man portable nuke, naturally it blows up in his face quite spectacularly for a toy.

[Lagslayer]

Speaking of crazy military ideas, my personal favorite is Project Thor.

Crazy awesome.

[IronTomato]

You know what we do at times like these?

GET DA HELL OFF THEIR LAND.

[Loud Whispers]

You know what we do at times like these?

Construct additional pylons.

I agree. We need more supply to hard counter Best Korea's battle tractors with carriers.

[kingfisher1112]

Speaking of crazy military ideas, my personal favorite is Project Thor.

How about the Ekranoplan?

[Guardian G.I.]

Here's another Soviet project:


Guess the purpose of this thing.