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[RedWarrior0]

Nah, it wouldn't be. We'd still need to mop up. Which, in such mountainous terrain, would be a bitch to do. Despite the American military's technological and logistical advantage, we'd still take heavy casualties simply by virtue of the terrain and the built-up-ed-ness.

[ggamer]

We need to put something with the power of a MOAB onto a missile, then launch a few hundred of them into Pyongyang. Problem solved.

Short answer: to suggest such a thing requires ignorance on a multi-national scale, not to mention ignorance of how the spread of radiation works. Play Shadow President and nuke a country to get an idea of the effects of attacks like that.

Answering joke propositions completely seriously? yes please!

I'd really like to meet whoever writes their propaganda. The abuse of the phrase "human scum" alone warrants a punch in the face, let alone the propaganda itself.

best korea is so glorious, the unbiased news articles write themselves

Then my mission is clear. Punch North Korean news itself.

MZ has face-punched all the people he can. Now he moves on to ideas.

[Scelly9]

We need to put something with the power of a MOAB onto a missile, then launch a few hundred of them into Pyongyang. Problem solved.

Short answer: to suggest such a thing requires ignorance on a multi-national scale, not to mention ignorance of how the spread of radiation works. Play Shadow President and nuke a country to get an idea of the effects of attacks like that.

The MOAB is not a nuclear weapon.

[MetalSlimeHunt]

We need to put something with the power of a MOAB onto a missile, then launch a few hundred of them into Pyongyang. Problem solved.

Short answer: to suggest such a thing requires ignorance on a multi-national scale, not to mention ignorance of how the spread of radiation works. Play Shadow President and nuke a country to get an idea of the effects of attacks like that.

The MOAB is not a nuclear weapon.

Though if we did nuke North Korea the fallout would be blown into China. Probably not the best thing for our diplomatic relations.

[RedWarrior0]

Not to mention having used a nuke on China's doorstep.

[Owlbread]

Not to mention the millions of innocent people we'd put at risk.

[Steelmagic]

Find the dumbest person in the states.

Put them in office.

Have them give the order to launch thinking they were delivering food.

In all actuality though i don't think the MOAB was designed to be used in an urban area, to me it seems more of an intimidation type thing. "look what we can do without launching our nukes. Do you really want to fight us?"

[MaximumZero]

Find the dumbest person in the states.

Put them in office.

Have them give the order to launch thinking they were delivering food.

In all actuality though i don't think the MOAB was designed to be used in an urban area, to me it seems more of an intimidation type thing. "look what we can do without launching our nukes. Do you really want to fight us?"

A) Ethical problem of causing someone to become a mass-murderer because of misrepresentation. B) Civilian casualties. Large quantities of them.

Missiles are not the answer, m'kay?

I still want my cage match with Eun. I defeated their potato and everything!

[Devling]

Find the dumbest person in the states.

Put them in office.

Have them give the order to launch thinking they were delivering food.

In all actuality though i don't think the MOAB was designed to be used in an urban area, to me it seems more of an intimidation type thing. "look what we can do without launching our nukes. Do you really want to fight us?"

Wouldn't the second part involve a bloody coup of some sort?

[hops]

Why would you even need to nuke NK? We could just find a way to spy in North Korea with stealth planes and just pinpoint Kim Jong-Un and missile his ass.

The people will probably think the grey blot in the sky is Kim Il Sung watching them from a UFO or something.

[Steelmagic]

Because any excuse to use a nuke. I think nukes are a horrible idea for this actually. Civilians don't deserve to be killed in a horrible manner just because they're leader is (using scientific terms here) a douche bag.

[IronyOwl]

Why would you even need to nuke NK? We could just find a way to spy in North Korea with stealth planes and just pinpoint Kim Jong-Un and missile his ass.

The people will probably think the grey blot in the sky is Kim Il Sung watching them from a UFO or something.

Then what? It's not like Glorious Leader's life force is what's personally keeping the Freedom Doves caged or anything.

Plus, still problems with assassinating foreign leadership.

Because any excuse to use a nuke. I think nukes are a horrible idea for this actually. Civilians don't deserve to be killed in a horrible manner just because they're leader is (using scientific terms here) a douche bag.

You know, I kind of wonder about this. Certainly he seems like at least a bit of a douchebag, but you have to remember he sort of got plopped into all of this mid-stride. I wonder how much of what's currently going on is him being a dick and how much is him not knowing, caring, and/or maybe even understanding how to stop his government from being a dick.

Actually, even aside from that I'm curious how much he genuinely knows. He's Western-educated, so he can't be that ignorant, but his closest advisers are probably spin doctors, fanatics, and/or yes men.

[10ebbor10]

And btw, Nuking the capital won't work. North Korea has a massive arsenal of WO II/ cold war artillery near the DMZ, and they won't mind bombing Seoul even if they already lost the war.

Besidesm you can't be certain North Korea doesn't have Advanced warning systems. Probably got some outdated ones from the sovjets or something. (Which is rather scary actually. They were not exactly foolproof.)

[Guardian G.I.]

I wouldn't be surprised if North Korea is trying to secretly acquire modern air-defence systems. Without them, North Korea is extremely vulnerable to American air raids.

Today is the 25th of June, the anniversary of the start of the Korean War and the day when Anonymous planned to attack North Korea.
They've DDoSed most of North Korean websites, defaced the website of the President of South Korea and the website of some Chinese provincial administration, accidentally DDoSed one of their own websites, and (reportedly) leaked the personal information of American soldiers stationed in South Korea before 2009 and members of South Korean ruling party.

[Scoops Novel]

What other sources do you have?