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[Devling]

Then lieughtenant was the cripple.

[Xantalos]

I would do something smarter - use hypnosis to convince the draft officer that he is me, then cut his foot off.

[Loud Whispers]

Why is the default solution to you guys' problems cutting someone's feet off?

[Lagslayer]

Because cutting off their fun parts is rude.

[Devling]

Because the devil takes residences in the big toe.

[Owlbread]

Because the devil takes residences in the big toe.

Very true. Didn't that kill Bob Marley? When he stubbed his big toe he activated his cancer or something?

Wait... sorry, I have no idea what I'm talking about.

[ChairmanPoo]

Why is the default solution to you guys' problems cutting someone's feet off?

[Xantalos]

Because the devil takes residences in the big toe.

Very true. Didn't that kill Bob Marley? When he stubbed his big toe he activated his cancer or something?

Wait... sorry, I have no idea what I'm talking about.

Playing soccer or something, he broke his toe and got gangrene.

[DarkWolfXV]

Because the devil takes residences in the big toe.

Very true. Didn't that kill Bob Marley? When he stubbed his big toe he activated his cancer or something?

Wait... sorry, I have no idea what I'm talking about.

Playing soccer or something, he broke his toe and got gangrene.

Thats the proof that playing sports is dangerous and life threatening. Its better to stick at home, doing various... stuff...
Like... Playing dwarf fortress?

[Loud Whispers]

Thats the proof that playing sports is dangerous and life threatening. Its better to stick at home, doing various... stuff...
Like... Playing dwarf fortress?

Which is more likely to end the world, sport or Dwarf Fortress?

Thought so.

[Xantalos]

Thats the proof that playing sports is dangerous and life threatening. Its better to stick at home, doing various... stuff...
Like... Playing dwarf fortress?

Which is more likely to end the world, sport or Dwarf Fortress?

Thought so.

I'm pretty sure Bob Marley would be the most compassionate Overseer ever if he played DF.
Seriously. His forts would be paradises.

[PanH]

I think you can't get drafted if you need glasses or such : 
Though, fleeing is better.

[Tellemurius]

I would cut off my hair if I was drafted.

Word of advice, they still shave your bald head


Family is military so im not at all distressed if there was a call out for draft, granted they stick me into demolitions

[Just Some Guy]

North Korean teenagers are either really impressionable or the government is trying to scare 'em straight.

[Felius]

North Korean teenagers are either really impressionable or the government is trying to scare 'em straight.

The crime seems to be most of the time, teenagers getting it on with each other apparently.

“The thing is that at the beginning of May some boys and girls from a senior middle school in Pyongsung City went en masse to a local sauna where they engaged in some disgraceful sexual behaviour; that is where the crackdown began. They questioned the students, and found that they had been copying something they saw in a Chinese movie,” the source explained.

They are also so horny, that when their parents try to stop it, they decide that axe murder is the best solution:

Back in 2008, for example, the drunk father of a 16-year old female student from the Wiyeon district of Hyesan was murdered with a hatchet by his daughter after trying to stop her engaging in lewd behaviour with a male student.