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[MetalSlimeHunt]

I'd choose an ear.

You're only saying that because you have the knowledge that it would be by far the easiest to remove.

[Loud Whispers]

No, see, it's a metaphor. He'll hack off his feet to symbolize Scotland hacking off England.

Very good. I am impressed, Mr. Hunt.

If you have two feet, you're no true Scotsman!

I'd choose an ear.

You're only saying that because you have the knowledge that it would be by far the easiest to remove.

Right hand little finger.

[Owlbread]

I've always thought that if I did lose a limb, I'd have my prosthesis custom made with built-in lighters and pencils and a swiss army knife. Maybe a comb.

[Loud Whispers]

I've always thought that if I did lose a limb, I'd have my prosthesis custom made with built-in lighters and pencils and a swiss army knife. Maybe a comb.

And a cup holder. Never forget.

[Owlbread]

If you have two feet, you're no true Scotsman!

Very true. It didn't stop this Scottish kitten either: behold

Right hand little finger.

But that would impair your ability to type. Losing any finger is a fear of mine.

I maintain that this man should be the role model for all people with missing arms.

[MetalSlimeHunt]

Right hand little finger.

Harder. Ear is not well attached, hardest material is cartilage, low nerve endings, and you aren't likely to bleed out due to the lack of vital arteries. There are even stories of people ripping off their own ears by pulling on them hard enough.

Your fingers, on the other hand, are very strongly attached, hardest material is bone, HIGH HIGH HIGH nerve endings, and you are very likely to bleed out without medical attention.

I've always thought that if I did lose a limb, I'd have my prosthesis custom made with built-in lighters and pencils and a swiss army knife. Maybe a comb.

And a cup holder. Never forget.

If I ever need a prosthesis I'm filling it with as many flashbangs as I can fit. Think you're going to mug the cripple? Think again, motherfucker!

Of course, that's kind of a double edged sword.

[ChairmanPoo]

But that would severely impair your sense of hearing. I'd rather have my ability to walk somewhat impaired than a sense - we can get prosthetic limbs, but senses just don't come back. Not at this moment, anyway. Beyond stuff like that technology that allows blind people to see the outlines of shapes on their tongues and things.

[MetalSlimeHunt]

Yeah, we're looking at ten years maximum until we start growing replacement organs on a large scale.

[Owlbread]

I know I know Chairmanpoo, I've seen it but it doesn't bloody work does it? It's just a vestigial... thing!

[Gamerlord]

If I had to lose something I would choose my right eye. The thing is bloody useless! I see better with it closed!

[MetalSlimeHunt]

If I had to lose something I would choose my right eye. The thing is bloody useless! I see better with it closed!

You sure about that? Without two channels you automatically have zero depth perception.

[Moghjubar]

Just cut off your brain. No need for sanity!

[DJ]

I would cut off my hair if I was drafted.

[ChairmanPoo]

Just cut off your brain. No need for sanity!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nauLgZISozs

[Loud Whispers]

'General, we got a problem.'
'What is it lieughtenant?'
'This one doesn't have a foot.'
'Why's he in the army then?'
'It's not just him. No fingers, no ears, no eyes...
This one cut his own head off. We're still trying to find out why he's still walking around.'
'Is this some ploy of the enemy?! Have we been defeated?!'
'I don't know sir. I just. Don't know.'